Marco somehow becomes like… A walking nurses office at school omg… He starts carrying around OTC stuff and hygiene things in his backpack. School nurses everywhere h8 him…
He has like 1000 different code names for ppl that r too embarrassed to just b like “yo gimme a pad” lmao…. Like “hey can I have a bag of chips??” “Let me borrow a pencil.” And …. “MARCO THE EAGLE HAS LANDED!!!” (Guess who that one is lol) anyway Marco is a hero to all of Echo Creek Academy
Enjoy some of my favourite AUs. Whether it is an extension of what we know, our chracters as others, or others as our MI6 squad, these stories are the best of the best. Well, at any rate they all made me beam while reading them.
I honestly cannot stop laughing when I read this series. Merlin is Q and Arthur and the knights are the 00s. I think you can imagine how much trouble they get up to. And there is something brewing in the shadows. Merlin knows some of it, but not enough. Honestly, such genius right here.
Steve looked behind him to where Tony had walked in, a look of determination in his blue eyes. Not that it wasn’t a common expression on the inventor’s face, the look of maniacal energy and passion was familiar. But in this case, it wasn’t directed towards a new armor design or a groundbreaking invention.
No, it was at Steve. The Steve that looked like he would tip over at the slightest breeze and not the fabled super soldier that everyone thought he was. Somehow or another, the last battle had drained him of the serum and he was back in his old body. HIs original, more powerless body.
He hadn’t been expecting it. One minute he had been fighting side by side with Sharon and then he had gone to try and snap people out of the effects of the madbomb. But then there had been that crushing pain in his gut and he knew something was going to go very, very badly. And then the crowd had dragged him down and if it hadn’t been for Sam….
At least Sam had the foresight to take him to Tony to figure out what had just happened. If anyone could solve this puzzle, it was Tony. He had wanted to go back into the fray because someone had to do something about the chaos but…
Could he even do anything in this form? This body?
There was frustration thrumming deep in his bones and he just wanted to do something. Anything was better than just sitting around, waiting for the results of Tony’s tests to come back. So he had went down to the gym of the Avengers mansion to get rid of some of his restless energy. He had to be doing something. He couldn’t fix what happened to him but Tony….
Tony seemed to take this whole situation better than him. Here was Steve, brooding because he couldn’t do anything but Tony was…
Tony was a genius who could fix anything. And Steve could tell by the way Tony looked at him that there was nothing that was going to stop Tony from figuring out this puzzle. Despite everything - it left a sense of relief in Steve’s chest. A small flicker of hope that Tony would fix this.
He clenched his fist tightly, looking away from Tony for a moment to stare at the speed bag he was working on. How much longer? He could hear the news reports come in; a litany of all things bad being played on repeat on the television.
“I can’t just….accept it. Just….,” Steve let out a sigh of frustration. He didn’t want to just be standing around, watching the madness and chaos unfold on the screens. “And I can’t do anything in this body to help anyone.”
“Look….I know you think that you somehow did this to yourself,” Tony broke into his thoughts, stepping closer to him. So much closer. He could feel the other’s arms snake around him; hugging him tightly against his chest. For a moment, Steve wondered if this was what Tony felt like when he hugged him.
“But I know what it feels like to lose faith, Steve. And trust me, you haven't….or you wouldn’t be so angry.” A gentle kiss was pressed against the back of his neck, and Steve closed his eyes. “So we’re going to fix this and you’re going to go back out there and kick some ass, right?”
He had faith in Tony. If anything - he was going to believe that Tony was going to help him through this mess he was in.
Being Tony Stark’s Daughter and Dating Peter Parker would include:
Author’s Note: I really love these headcannon lists so I decided to try them out, hope you enjoy <3
Warning(s): swearing and Deadpool tbh
Being Tony Stark’s Daughter and Dating Peter Parker would include:
• LMAO LORDY HERE WE GO
•meeting him by chance at Starbucks. -they’d call out ‘Stark’ to come pick up your drink and Peter would freak out.
•he’d try and talk to you about the ‘stark internship’ and you’d be like 'tf are you?’ -“Hi I’m P-Parker Pete, I mean Peter Parker” -“okay do you want like an autograph or something???”
•he’d be like stumbling over his words and you’d think he was cute so you’d sign his arm with your number and he’d freak out.
•he wouldn’t know whether or not to call you or how to talk to you so he just wouldn’t. -Ned yelling at him bc Peter is stupid.
•and you’d be upset that this Parker Pete dude didn’t call you back and Tony would try to cheer you up.
•you’d be a huge Spider-Man fan
•like high-key Spidey fan
•and for some reason Tony forgot to tell you that he knew Spiderman.
•so you’d flip shit when Tony would come into the compound with an unmasked Spiderman. -“you?? Know?? SPIDEY?? And you??? Didn’t??? Tell me???” -“(Y/N) please, I’m old and highly susceptible to heart attacks”
•then you’d flip shit on Peter for not calling you. -“and you Parker Pete! You didn’t call me??”
•completely ignoring the fact that Peter is spiderman.
•dropping by during training sessions.
•getting sent out bc you’re too distracting.
•convincing Tony to let you go public school so you can 'monitor’ Peter’s progress.
•Peter showing off your friendship to everyone.
•picking up Ned and Peter in one of Tony’s flashy cars just to prove Flash wrong.
•sticking up for Peter 99.9% of the time.
•Peter being grateful for having you as a friend.
•you end up crushing on Peter haaaard -it being painfully obvious to everyone but Peter -Ned teasing you for it until the end of time.
•he asks you out at one of Liz’s parties during 7 minutes of heaven. -“so- *kiss*-I was thinking- *kiss*-maybe later we could- *kiss*” -“yes Peter I’ll go out with you”
•keeping it a secret from Tony bc he thinks dating will interfere with Peter being Spiderman.
•dating for like a year behind Tony’s back.
•the avengers finding out bc Wanda accidentally reads your thoughts one day :) -“you made out with Peter?” -“WHo toLd yOu ThAt?”
•overprotective mother!Steve Rogers.
•dates swinging above the New York skyline.
•Peter sneaking into your room when he gets hurt.
•making up crazy excuses when Tony almost barges into your room. -“IM ON MY PERIOD! BLOOD! BLOOD EVERYWHERE!” -“I’m too old for this”
•Tony inviting Peter to team dinners. -holding hands under the table. -blowing kisses when Tony isn’t looking.
•makeout sessions on the roofs of sky scrapers.
•attempting to do the Spider-Man kiss. -“Peter I think we’re doing this wrong” -“No I got this” *web snaps* “AHhH”
•“Y/N NO” “Y/N YES”
•Ned being disturbed by your PDA.
•kisses by the lockers.
•flash flirting with you
•he’d like clench his jaw and glare and you’d find that really hot tbh.
•but then flash would say some dumb shit like “how’d penis Parker get a hot babe like you?”
•you almost breaking Flash’s arm
•Peter cheering you on.
•Slapping Peter’s ass at school when no ones looking
•Peter blushing all the time bc it happens on a daily basis
•Getting angry at your dad when he takes away Peter’s suit. -“Y/N talk to me” -“Not until you give Peter back his suit” -“he doesn’t deserve it” -“he deserves everything in the world and so much more than you. He tried to help you, but you didn’t listen!”
•Tony being hurt bc you’ve never fought with him before.
•him wondering why you’re defending Peter.
•it finally clicking that you’re dating Peter.
•Tony being mad at you for keeping it a secret.
•Peter not wanting to come between you and your dad’s close relationship
•coming to Peter’s defence when Tony tries to 'kill’ him. -“dad no! I love him” -“you love me?”
-“ew this is so sweet I can feel the diabetes already”
•PDA around the avengers tower after that -“The 'making out’ is disturbing me”
-“Peter! Peter! What time did the man go to the dentist?!’’
-”(Y/N) go away"
-“Tooth hurt-y! get it?”
•study dates -turning into makeout sessions -resulting in you guys being supervised by vision
•you trying on the suit -almost suffocating -accidentally swinging out into the streets of New York -you going to hospital -lectures from Tony.
•getting the talk from Wade -crying afterwards bc Wade is weird. -Tony trying to kill Wade
•“PETER NO” “PETER YES”
•passing notes in class
•staring at each other in class
•detentions together -resulting in you making out in the back. -resulting in you guys getting kicked out of detention -never getting detention from other teachers bc they are disturbed by teen romance
•girl talks with Michelle and Liz -Ned and Peter trying to spy on you guys -Ned and Peter treating it like a secret mission and having code names. -“Nedstar 101, I have visual on the birds” -“copy that Peterpiper” -“you know we can see you guys right” -“abort mission! abort mission! We’ve been compromised!”
•getting mad when Peter doesn’t ask you to homecoming. -him being really confused bc he thought he didn’t have to ask since you guys were dating.
•Peter getting the silent treatment. -“BaBbBeeee” -“PlEASe talk to mEee”
•Asking Ned for help -failing miserably and making you even more mad.
•going to Tony for help -also failing miserably. -“she’s your daughter??? How did this go so wrong???” -“I don’t know!? I’m a failure!?”
•Peter sitting outside your bedroom door for like 2 hours. -forgiving him when you come home to find him sleeping there.
•tickle fights -Peter accidentally kicking you in the face. -going to the hospital again. -getting lectures from Tony and Steve.
•cooking with Aunt May
•May loves you
•girl talks with May -Peter trying to spy on these.
•going to Thai restaurants with May and Peter -sometimes Tony would come -things would get weird -Thai food puns
•May and Peter coming to spend family holidays with you and the avengers. -Tony being weird with Aunt May -reJectIoOoN
•Peter bringing you lunch bc you always forget to eat.
•Peter crying over the titanic -“Pete are you crying?” -“No this is liquid pride”
•Movie nights with the Avengers -Tony and Peter crying and laughing over the same scenes -you and the avengers being weirded out.
•Peter braiding your hair
•Playing with Peter’s hair -it helps him fall asleep or calm down from stress.
•falling asleep on one another -the avengers taking photos of you guys -someone knocking something over effectively waking you up. -proceed to you screaming at the avengers for like 5 minutes.
•you being the big spoon -Peter never admiting that to anyone. -you telling everyone.
•late night calls -effectively running up Tony’s phone bill. -“Y/N WHY IS YOUR CELL PHONE BILL OVER ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS?!?!” -“I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS A PROBLEM I MEAN WE’RE BILLIONAIRES”
•Tony showing off you and Peter’s relationship -cos he’s a proud dad -uncle!Tony loves his spiderling.
•You making Peter the happiest he’s ever been and vice Versa.