code moo

  • Vanoss: From now on, we’ll be using code names. You will address me as “Eagle 1”.
  • Vanoss: Wildcat. Code name: “Been There, Done That”.
  • Vanoss: Delirious is “Currently Doing That”.
  • Vanoss: Miniladd is “It Happened Once In A Dream”.
  • Vanoss: Moo. Code name: “If I Had To Pick A Dude”.
  • Vanoss: Nogla is… “Eagle 2”.
  • Nogla: Oh thank God.

Sooooo; i randomly found this in my bathroom. (Don’t ask, I don’t even know D:) and all i could think of was Code: Moo. Then I started thinking about all the moos being sassy gay people, and imaging a conversation going on between them.

“Oooh~ gurl your udders and hide looks so good! What do you use?”

“Oh, i just use Udderly Smooth; because I’m worth it.”

K bye.

The story of how Jercow met Monica :)


One cloudy day on the 5th of March , an American girl was celebrating her 19th birthday . The girl’s name was Monica and she was about to get a present that wasn’t expecting at all . As the unwrapping of her presents started and eventually began to wind down , her friend Ninken had to control her excitement . For she had brought the birthday princess a surprise but she didn’t want to say it outloud . Hidden in her pocket was a little calf . He had a white and blue cow suit on and some black hispter glasses . He was very shy , and  was hoping that Monica would like him . For he feared that perhaps she’d reject him and want someone else . When it came time for Ninken to give her the gift she had brought , she said : “My gift is a bit shy .. he’s a little nervous but I’m sure you’ll like him .” Monica nodded , and suddenly a little blue cow was taken of Niken’s pocket.

Monica’s P.O.V
I saw what was  pulled out of Ninken’s pocket and gapsed. Infront of my eyes was the cutest calf I’d ever seen. I giggled and held out my hands . The calf whimpered a bit and blushed . I looked at him and whispered : “Its okay … I won’t hurt you . I would like to be your friend. Is that alright?” The calf looked up at me and nodded . I bent my head and kissed his forehead. “You poor thing , you’re so nervous ! ” Ninken looked over at him and said : “Yeah Jercow’s a shy one ! He’s a sweetheart though , and he seems to like you a lot !" I grinned "I like him too ! He’s adorable” I replied . Jercow grinned and kissed my cheek. I sat him on my shoulder and grinned. My other friends looked over at him and said : “He’s soo cute !!! Does he have another name besides Jercow ?” The little cow whispered : “My name is Jeremie ,  I can speak english , french and cow.” We all looked over at him in shock. “MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” He said . I was taken a back and whispered : “That’s one smart cow !” Ninken grinned “Yep ! He shocked me when I first me him !” Jeremie smirked and fixed his glasses . “Jeremie ?” I said “would you like to be my friend too ?” He looked up at me and said : “ Oui Monica j'aimerais être votre ami !” He hugged the side of my neck . Then it was settled , Jeremie errr I mean Jercow and I were officially friends from that day forward . Ninken came to visit every so often to bring the milk he would drink and such . Jercow and I became so close that now he follows me every where. However , to not attract attention to himself , he hides in my pocket during classtime and takes a nap. Other than that , we’re always spending time together .

The End ! :)