anonymous asked:

If noora's looking for science stuff to add to the speech she could always call up a certain carrot-loving-dork in Turkey who could shoot her some fun facts about cockroaches... simply a suggestion


'squip squad' goes to chilles

-legit everyone but jenna likes chilles.
-jenna claims she doesn’t like it because she saw a cockroach on the wall once.
-everyone said it was “bs” until rich brooke went into the bathroom and saw one.
-brooke joined the “i hate chilles” group after that.
-rich really likes the triple dipper. he loves to get the eggrolls, wings, & sliders.
-jeremy and michael really like shirley temples.
-once chloe ordered a molten lava cake and it exploded on her somehow.
-chloe also joined the “i hate chilles” group because it ruined her favorite blouse.
-jake really likes the nachos.
-the squad always plays on the little digital tablet things and they always pmay trivia or life on teams of two.
-rich once drank 17 raspberry lemonades and he got “drunk”. he fell 7 times.
-cristine actually got a job at chilles. everytime someone walks in she says “welcome to chilles.”
-the squad gets v gay at chilles

haha this is actually based off me and my group of friends going to chilles yesterday. i drank a bunch of soda at home though and fell. and 12 pm me is the best me.

i know tmnt is a shitshow sometimes but here’s my favorite moments from the show for no reason:
- the sub joke
- “turtle turtle jerk turtle jerk turtle”
- they all had a dance party after saving the world
- april slapping leo because he had a crush on karai
- donnie specifically made a recording device that would fit a cockroach
- the turtles playing dodgeball with the Kraang communication orb
- apparently none of the turtles can cook except Mikey which is really funny
- Casey’s entire introduction in the show
- Irma roasting Casey every time they had a scene together
- the fact that Splinter just….had a cheese phone. AND THEY NEVER EXPLAINED WHY
- ice cream kitty fighting Rat King
- the scene in Wormquake where April Donnie and Casey just come out of the ground on top of a giant worm and Leo and Splinter are like “what the fuck”
- that one part in Vengeance is Mine where Leo, Donnie, and Mikey are fighting and Raph just shrugs, throws away his sais and jumps in
- when Raph got turned into a plant
- the entirety of casey jones vs the underworld. best episode
- bepop and rocksteady being obviously gay
- bepop and rocksteady in general
- when Raph says that they should take down shredder once and for all and Leo and Mikey just look at each other
- *skips the space arc*
- shinigami’s introduction
- “guys don’t worry shinigami is my friend from Japan and we’re totally dating”
- okay i’m going to season 5 now
- tigerclaw leading a cult
- “the solo Leo act is getting a little stale, brah”

Like, to me… I stress through the days with a hundred thoughts in my head and… Everything can be totally chaotic, but… When I start to pray everything turns silent and clear… Because in spite of all this chaos, you remember what really matters. It’s fine because everything has a meaning and a purpose. Because like… Did you for example know that in the brains of cockroaches there are nine different types of antibiotic molecules, that are stronger than any type of penicillin we have today? Because! Every little part of the universe is so complex. Imagine! Even the brain of a cockroach has a bigger purpose on Earth. It comes down to every single little detail. And I… Just can’t believe all that is random.
—  Sana.

I was tagged by @burkygirl. Thanks, Lady!

A - age: 34
B - biggest fear: knives, cockroaches, missed opportunities
C - current time: 2:46 p.m.
D - drink you last had: I’m drinking a Coke right now, soooo…
E - every day starts with: Pissed off grumbling at the clock for being a fucking liar, it is not that late so fuck you too alarm clock.
F - favorite song: I don’t play favorites. No seriously.
G - ghosts, are they real: Not in the literal sense, but the metaphorical, sure.
H - hometown: *sigh* How do you define hometown? I’ve been part of a military family my entire life. Is it where I was born? Left when I was 18 months old and haven’t been back there. Don’t remember it although I really really want to go for like a six month visit and may just want to stay. Is it where I went to high school? Tiny little town in Illinois, just across the river from St. Louis. Where I feel like I did the most maturing in life? Auburn, Alabama. Someplace where I feel like I actually fit in??? Yeah, haven’t found a town like that yet. I kinda take home with me in the form of family.
I - in love with: My family
J - jealous of: Others my age who seem to have their crap together and don’t feel like they’ve spent the past decade in a weird limbo or who didn’t waste their time getting a degree they didn’t really want. Don’t mind me, I’m just being whiny.
K - killed someone: Physically, not that I am aware of. In writing… maybe… *whistles and slowly walks away*
L - last time you cried: WONDER WOMAN!!!!
M - middle name:  Lynn
N - number of siblings: 2 sisters. I’m the middle child.
O - one wish: ….just one? If only one wish could fix the political climate in this country and make it less like a pre-dystopian novel….
P - person you last called/texted: Called - my kids’ dentist. Texted - my husband
Q - questions you’re always asked: “Where are you from?” when meeting new people (another sigh give me a break we’re about to move back to Alabama and I forgot how slow people talk there and I had to think very hard not to talk fast like a Yankee on the phone with the administrator at my kids’ new school district and oh my god I am too old to be doing this again they’re all gonna hate me the second I open my liberal democrat yankee mouth….) Alternately: “Do you have wipes/hand sanitizer/sunscreen/band-aids/extra sunglasses/glasses cleaner/pantyhose/headphones/safety pins/stain remover/insert other random object here?” by people who know me. The answer is usually “yes…”
R - reasons to smile: *chants* I’ll be living 30 minutes from the beach… *frantically reads Everlark fluff.*
S - song last sang: To Be Human from the Wonder Woman soundtrack.
T - time you woke up: 0645…ugh.
U - underwear color: black
V - vacation destination: Right now, we’re saving money for our move because the military is a bunch of pogues who want to make it difficult for you to leave so they aren’t forking over as much to cover the expenses this time, even though he’s just transferring to the reserves and man are we so done with this bullshit also we’re buying our first house holy fuck am i nervous does it show? ….But I’m planning a trip to Ireland (or other destination) with my Mom for 2019, so that’s exciting.
W - worst habit: Procrastination…which I’m literally doing right now by filling out this meme.
X - x-rays you’ve had: Arm (broken), collar bone (broken), teeth (routine)
Y - your favourite food: All the foods…but I am a shameless chocoholic.
Z - zodiac sign: Capricorn

TAG! You’re it! @titaniasfics, @peetabreadgirl, @jennagill, @pookieh, @honeylime08, and anyone else who wants to play.

And now for something completely different: a Madagascar Hissing Cockroach giving birth. 

What, you say? You thought cockroaches just laid eggs? Well, they do! Just… some species incubate their eggs - still within their eggsac- internally and then ‘birth’ them once they’ve hatched. (This is called being ovoviviparous). 

It’s cool and gross and fascinating and not something most people ever get to see, so I got permission to share this great video my friend Cindi took of one of the collection cockroaches giving birth. I’ve tried to tag it as thoroughly as possible. 

anonymous asked:

Klance with b4 please 💖

poor lance saw a space cockroach

i drew My Son™ based on @knacke‘s curly hair lance with glasses post go check that out