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Horoscope - July 30 2015

Aries Horoscope

(Mar 21 – Apr 19)

You can push boundaries without even realizing it when you are keyed up about something new. However, today’s enthusiasm might be a bit misdirected as assertive Mars is misaligned with delusional Neptune. The problem is your favorite idea may not be as brilliant as you think. Don’t be so cocky that you stubbornly try to defend an incorrect assumption or an unrealistic goal. Be patient and review your plans one more time; haste makes waste.

Taurus Horoscope

(Apr 20 – May 20)

Your professional goals may seem more tangible with your dreams right at the tips of your outstretched fingers. On the positive side, you can believe a fantasy is so real that your legendary determination makes it so. However, you may be overconfident, convincing yourself that you’re very close to reaching your destination even if you’re not. Use your common sense before wasting more energy pursuing something that can’t happen. Focus on the possibilities in the present moment instead.

Gemini Horoscope

(May 21 – Jun 20)

Jumping to conclusions can land you in a heap of trouble today as you revive an old dream of becoming a student for the sole purpose of learning. Exploring educational options is admirable as long as your primary goal is to expand your mind. Unfortunately, the Moon’s visit to your 9th House of Higher Truth doesn’t always prompt the most practical thinking. Widening your perspective is a healthy process as long as you don’t rush to make a decision. Avoid participating in a comedy of errors today by giving your ideas enough time to develop before doing anything rash.

Cancer Horoscope

(Jun 21 – Jul 22)

It’s safer to keep your unexpressed emotional desires to yourself today, for your intensity could be unsettling to someone else. However, you still must be willing to gamble on the unknown if you want to experience new levels of intimacy with someone that you admire. Revealing your feelings creates a vulnerability that could pull you into a danger zone; thankfully, the benefits outweigh the risks if you’re sincere in affection.

Leo Horoscope

(Jul 23 – Aug 22)

You might be concerned that a magical moment could slip through your fingers today, but no amount of logic can help you figure out an effective strategy to stabilize your position. Attempting to rationally understand a relationship that eludes comprehension is an exercise in futility. An approach based upon intellectual analysis only brings you back around to the same dissatisfaction you’re trying to escape. It’s time to release your need to discover truths other than what is already in your heart.

Virgo Horoscope

(Aug 23 – Sep 22)

You have a perfect opportunity to influence your physical well-being today by simply changing your mind. The Moon’s shift into innovative Aquarius and your 6th House of Daily Routine helps you focus your energy on self-improvement. The powerful impact that positive thinking has on your life should not be underestimated. Obviously, taking decisive action is part of the program, but for now your attitude is the key to a happier and healthier you.

Libra Horoscope

(Sep 23 – Oct 22)

You could easily rekindle an old flame today; however, your feelings may be more dependent on your illusions than reality. You’re more open to the possibility of playful romance, whether or not you’re willing to express your emotions. Since a current infatuation might be the result of idle daydreaming, you really don’t require anyone to act out your fantasy. Go ahead and enjoy the fruits of your imagination without trying to reach satisfaction in the real world.

Scorpio Horoscope

(Oct 23 – Nov 21)

You believe you understand how a domestic situation is going to play out, especially if you are in the process of reevaluating your long-term goals. However, it’s nearly impossible to know to make a decision now because your future still seems like a fantasy. There’s little you can do to fill in the elusive details of your upcoming adventures. Instead of taking concrete action, give yourself permission to dream without attempting to make anything real yet.

Sagittarius Horoscope

(Nov 22 – Dec 21)

Communicating your ideas can be exasperating today, especially if you want others to play on your team. The good news is you have many options available, but your current plans probably lack substance. Normally, you’re quite happy to float in the realm of abstractions. However, your immediate need to create realistic goals now is in direct conflict with your dreamier thoughts. Nevertheless, making a commitment to anything is better than drifting along without direction. Saying yes requires you to take a risk, but putting all your eggs in one basket is safer than you think.

Capricorn Horoscope

(Dec 22 – Jan 19)

Your ego may lose its sense of proportion now as others encourage you to reach for your dreams. Obviously, self-confidence is a useful asset, but your outrageous ideas can annoy those who might otherwise be your most supportive allies. Moderating your ambitions with a little modesty is a wise strategy today. A healthy perspective on life makes all the difference between your success and failure. A touch of humility can save the day.

Aquarius Horoscope

(Jan 20 – Feb 18)

People might think you’re being particularly weird today, but it’s just business as usual for you. In fact, you might have a few tricks up your sleeve to make you to seem less grounded than you actually are. You can cleverly avoid a skirmish over who is in charge if others are less threatened by you. However, you’re still a formidable opponent behind your eccentric veneer. Don’t waste too much energy with a strategy based on misdirection; honest communication from the start is a much better way to build trust and get things done.

Pisces Horoscope

(Feb 19 – Mar 20)

You may be engaged in an uphill battle to keep your dreams under control today because they are overflowing right into your waking life. Obviously, rationalizing your feelings when your emotions are strongly influenced by unconscious urges is a tough task. If you can’t map out a sensible course of action, step back until the path becomes clear. A temporary retreat isn’t a sign of defeat when you’re using your time constructively to get your bearings.

Source : Rick Levine

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anonymous asked:

there is no more room in the car and the roadtrip is four hours, I hope you don’t mind sitting in my lap Klaroline au Please!!!

Hope this is what you wanted anon :) Also, Angie look! Less than 1500k! *covers face*

“Nope, nuh uh, no way!”

“Caroline, you’re being ridiculous,” Rebekah sighed, flipping her blonde hair over her shoulder.

“Abso-fucking-ly am not!” Caroline protested, glaring at her best friend. “There is no way I’m riding four hours in his lap,” she snarled, glaring at Rebekah’s brother Klaus who just winked back in response.

She didn’t hate Klaus per se, but he annoyed her. He was shameless flirt, cocky, a smarmy asshole, self-indulgent, and he’d been after Caroline for years.

Not to mention, he was really freaking hot.

“He’s not that bad,” Rebekah sighed, exchanging a long suffering look with her fiancé Stefan. Klaus smirked as Caroline scowled at him.

“That’s easy for you to say. You don’t have to deal with him constantly checking out your ass and making suggestive remarks every single time you walk into a room.”

“It’s not my fault you’re so alluring, sweetheart,” Klaus teased, cocking his head to the side as he shamelessly checked her out. She scoffed, turning around to face Rebekah.

“See what I mean?”

“It’s only for a few hours until we get to the airport,” Rebekah sighed, motioning for her fiancé to finish packing the bags in the car. “We just can’t fit it all in the trunk and everybody else is meeting us there.

They were headed to Florida for the usual college spring break trip. Normally, they would have driven to Richmond, VA for the airport, but it was cheaper for the Whitmore College students to fly from Baltimore, MD to Panama City Beach. Technically the road trip was only supposed to last for 2 hours in the car, but Caroline’s best friend Rebekah had the bladder of a baby and many stops would occur along the way so they always allowed extra time for that.

"I’m not sitting on the devil’s lap,” Caroline hissed, glaring at the amused man.

“I’m flattered, love. Truly,” he responded, his lips twisted in amusement. She huffed, folding her arms across her chest. Klaus smirked, her arms position amplifying her cleavage.

Rolling her eyes when she noticed his eyes drift down, she gestured towards him. “See what I mean! It hasn’t even been five minutes and he checked me out. Twice.”

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me and avery are talking about how we were dating in 2013 and cosplayed johndave to a con
someone asked for a shippy picture and i was the smoothest asshole in the world and forgot about it
i just went for it because we hadnt kissed before
so i like, quickly grabbed her waist and did a full on dip and kiss perfectly
i was so smooth she literally moved to the corner and sat on the floor blushing for a full ten minutes while i laughed

what happened to me why cant i be that suave now wh at the fuck
im still really smug and feel cocky right now fu ck yeah

tattoo artist!luke always enjoyed tattooing people. he always was amazed by the different kinds of people who would come to his parlor and ask for outrageous or weird tattoos but something was way more different when you showed up. he was fascinated by you. the way your body reacted when he touched you with his rubber gloves on made him speechless but he didn’t show it. the way he made you flustered when he asked “is this where you want it” while touching your wrist softly with his thumb the second time you came in made him smirk. your guys’ talks and laughs while he tattooed your body made his day 18482 times better. your features and smile made him melt but he didn’t want it to get to him because he didn’t to lose his cool. he felt blessed yet cocky that only he has drawn your skin; his canvas. he was amazed how you’d come in the shop once or maybe twice a week just to talk with him because who’d wanna talk to bad ass, broad, and tattooed Luke? but he played it chill. but one day, while inking your soft skin for the fourth time, he finally got the balls to ask you out but not without mumbling and stuttering through his mask and his hand with the ink gun shaking

Honestly today my mom told me I gotta watch out for myself because not everyone is like me and fuck all of you for saying that’s cocky or what the fuck ever but it’s true as fuck I would give my heart to someone who wouldn’t even give me a bite to eat so fuck all of you

anonymous asked:

(1) I keep seeing the gifset "So that's the kid you can't stop talking about" and I have so many feelings about it like is Derek the new kid at school? Maybe he was homeschooled for a while because of his were-wolfitude (maybe werewolves are known but they're *weird* and *different* and *scary* and that's why he's sitting alone) And Stiles knows he shouldn't because he's finally made it to the popular table but somehow he can't stop looking? And Derek's a little socially awkward (he's never

been around kids his own age much) but he’s just so cute and a little cocky and he actually introduces himself like the whole school hasn’t been talking about the mysterious and beautiful Hale siblings that suddenly showed up at school (maybe it’s just a *rumor* that they’re werewolves, either way they’re kinda not normal somehow) and Stiles couldn’t tell you how but somehow they end up hanging out? Kind of a lot? And he likes it? But he’s also TOTALLY IN LOVE WITH LYDIA as far as anyone else is concerned because come on, like he needs a gay rumor right after he’s finally made it?

And so he’s a little flustered when Cora corners him and she’s also v scary and he doesn’t really know which is the right answer? Is she gonna beat him up if he says yes? Is she gonna hoist him up the flagpole underwear first if he says no? So he goes with no because at least it’s true and kind of ignores the way his own heart beats a little faster and the look Cora gives him which implies it was the wrong answer.

And then maybe something *goes down* at the school or maybe it’s just a lacrosse game or something idk but they’re close to each other in the dark hallways and breathing hard and then suddenly all of their parents show up (because Derek’s are the alphas and obviously the Sheriff is going to be around if there’s funny business) and it’s awkward introduction time and Derek’s parents are actually really nice and being weirdly friendly to him when they found him in such a mess and meanwhile the Sheriff is around looking all suspicious and Stiles is especially not telling HIM that he’s having not-so-straight-Derek-related feelings, but apparently they’re on different pages or the way they held hands when they ran down the halls gave the wrong impression because Derek almost introduces himself as his BOYFRIEND God what a disaster they only kissed that one time in secret so thank god his dad doesn’t seem to notice how weird Stiles is being, except he totally does but Stiles isn’t even paying attention to his dad anymore because Derek’s gone all hurt and offended and stiff and when his parents guide him away Stiles hears his mom go all excited “so that’s the kid you can’t stop talking about” and Derek just says glumly “Doesn’t matter. He doesn’t seem to like me very much.” And why does Stiles feel so bad and guilty about that? And Derek’s been talking about him at home and that’s why Cora was so weird that one time?

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anonymous asked:

Ahh I loved the minific where Beca was a nanny. Cocky Beca is my fav especially when she flusters Chloe. Could you do a follow up of that please?

For all y’all, here’s part one 

“Hey, little bud, that’s my body that you’re trying to tackle,” Beca muttered at the redheaded boy pushing forcefully at her thigh. Even though she was tiny, she didn’t budge at all at the force, pulling back the boy’s head so he was wincing at her even though he keep pushing. Chloe chuckled, wiping at the ice cream that was dripping from the other girl’s hand. Quickly, Beca turned her head to her hand and then up at Chloe, offering up a brief “thanks” before looking back at the boy. 

“You need to moooooooove,” the boy said, grunting as he threw his whole body into the act of pushing her. 

“Why is that?” Beca asked with a smirk and a tilt of the head. 

“Becauuuuuse,” he started like it was the most obvious thing in the world, “I want to sit next to the lady.” 

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anonymous asked:

What if there was an episode where star accidentally zaps Marco and he turns into a bad boy but she misses the safe kid Marco and goes on this crazy adventure to change him back

what if he’s too cool to even hang out with her -cocky

It’s hard for me to read your argument without cringing or looking away when you fill the whole fucking thing with “>”’s and
“:^)”’s

Being cocky is not a good attitude to give in a debate/argument. And if you turn out to be wrong, it’s even more embarassing. But you’re always right, huh?

anonymous asked:

hey!! i am looking for any sports!au stucky fics! hockey specifically, but honestly i'll take anything?? like the idea of them playing sports is just???? yes???

Alright I have a bunch of sport related fics for you!

Fire and Ice

The two hated each other since they first laid eyes on one another. Fought each other every chance they got. Then one is traded to the other’s team. They are expected to get along now. And start to question just what is underneath that so called anger… 

(im not personally a big fan of this one, but it has hockey so give it a try)

I Can’t Take Them On My Own

“So, Barnes, how do you feel today?”

Bucky looked back at the reporter and shrugged, a cocky smile on his lips, gloves tight and secure on his hands, “Well, seeing as who my opponent is I feel confident.”

The reporter raised her eyebrow at him, probably scoffing and calling him an idiot inside her head, “You’re confident you’re going to beat Steve Rogers? Also known as Captain America for keeping his winning streak in the Summer Olympics and being a military veteran?”

“I never said I was gonna beat the guy,” Bucky pointed out, nodding at her, “just that I’m confident I can get a few of my owns wings in before the guy can knock me down.”

(Or: The boxing AU that almost nobody asked for)

Magnetic

The one where American-born, Russian based swimmer Bucky Barnes is Steve Roger’s number one rival for Olympic gold. In whichSteve and Bucky are good friends despite the media’s attempt at rivalry beat up and Steve has a lot of feelings.

Our Safety is in Our Speed

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. -Ralph Waldo Emerson

Bound for the Olympics, a Russian prodigy and an American star; there is nothing they do not have in common.

Figure skating AU

The Stars are Bound to Change

“Russian prodigy,” Sharon chimes in but it seems to crack Bucky’s shell and he actually gives them a small derisive smile. “News lapped it up. American skating for Russia. How devastating and so on, usual crap.” She waves one hand dismissively.

People keep calling GD cocky and arrogant and I profess I have NEVER seen him acting like the ‘Big I am’ and treating others as if they were inferior in all the 8 years I have followed BigBang. Perhaps people have different standards.

anonymous asked:

So why are you so loud and cocky all the time? Like no one ever asks you anything, you've got like no followers, no one recs you, and your writing isnt even that good to begin with

Well… You’re partially right I suppose.

I don’t get asks and no one recommends me because of your second comment, so that’s a little misleading. I’m very aware of my place in this fandom as a relatively irrelevant, unpopular writer. I’m fully aware that I’ll never be as good as the more popular writers currently roaming tumblr, and I’ll certainly never be as popular. 

However, I know all of these things already. I know where I stand. My ‘loud, cocky attitude’ is just a part of my humor. I’m a lot of things, but cocky isn’t one of them. I’m completely aware of where I stand in that regard.

anonymous asked:

You were looking for Erejean prompts!! How about an Erejean tickle bath time prompt?

“This tub is too fucking small for both of us.”

A tiny bit of water sloshes over the edge, and Jean glares as he watches Eren give himself a bubble beard, and when Eren catches him staring, he flashes Jean a cocky grin, bubbles dripping off his face.

“This was a horrible idea,” Jean mutters, his legs bent awkwardly to make room for Eren. Eren’s shorter than him, but they’re both still full grown men and a regular bathtub isn’t really ideal for their sizes put together. But Eren insisted, and honestly, Jean couldn’t say no.

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1stltcockwell asked:

♔ Angry text ((ohhh boy))

You know, Cocky, word travels fast.  I specifically told you to rest and take it easy and what do I hear?  I hear that you’re dancing and running around with a fever that could melt GLASS.  What the hell is wrong with you??  Are you delirious or are you trying to kill yourself??  Either way, I’m coming over and I’m gonna make you rest, whether you like it or not.  See you in a few.