the signs as things from
  • aries:4 dicks, 1 tits
  • taurus:alex suarez constantly mumbling "what the fuck" to everything that happens
  • gemini:cobracam jr
  • cancer:nate novarro's letter to his mother
  • leo:cobra clean (it gets ya SWEET!)
  • virgo:mountain man nate novarro
  • libra:club nate
  • scorpio:guy ripley's "hot me" lip tattoo
  • sagittarius:"LET'S GET WASTED!"
  • capricorn:famed accordion player luten meister
  • aquarius:the guy selling gabe saporta's nudes on the street
  • pisces:club ryland

to quote wikipedia: this list is incomplete, you can help by expanding it! if a link is broken just message me or google the video title, whichever’s easiest.