every song that fall out boy has never played live
•Twin Skeleton’s (Hotel in NYC)
•The Mighty Fall
•Alpha Dog (never performed in full)
•From Now On We Are Enemies
•The (Shipped) Gold Standard
•West Coast Smoker
•Lake Effect Kid (never performed in full)
•Bang The Doldrums
•Fame < Infamy
•You’re Crashing, But You’re No Wave
•I’ve Got All This Ringing In My Ears And None On My Fingers
•It’s Hard To Say “I Do”, When I Don’t
•I’ve Got A Dark Alley And A Bad Idea That Say You Should Shut Your Mouth (Summer Song)
•7 Minutes In Heaven (Atavan Halen)
•Champagne For My Real Friends, Real Pain For My Sham Friends
•Get Busy Living Or Get Busy Dying (For Your Part To Save The Scene And Stop Going To Shows)
•Snitches and Talkers Get Stitches and Walkers (Album version was never performed live)
•My Heart Is the Worst Kind of Weapon
•It’s Not A Side Effect Of The Cocaine, I •Am Thinking It Must Be Love
•Love Will Tear Us Apart (Cover)
•Sending Postcards From a Plane Crash (Wish You Were Here)
•Calm Before The Storm (this version was never performed live)
•Pretty In Punk
•The World’s Not Waiting (For Five Tired Boys In A Broken Down Van)
•Short, Fast, and Loud
•Parker Lewis Can’t Lose (But I’m Gunna Give It My Best Shot)
•Hand of God
•Austin, We Have a Problem
•My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark (Original)
•We Don’t Take Hits, We Write Them
Teen, Fluff (mild cursing and slight innuendo)“And this one’s called a camel clutch.”
The entirety of Hugo’s weight is on my lumbar, and his hands are threaded under my chin, pulling my head back.
When we were still on leg locks, it was sexy. Now it’s just a literal pain in my ass…and neck…and back. But it makes him happy, and I’m only a little sorer than usual the next day.
“How’s that feel? Do you like that stretch, honey?”
Oh my god, he’s getting a sick kick out of this, isn’t he?
When I look up, Ernest is standing in the doorway of the office looking down at us with a very particular shade of contempt. Hugo drops my chin and immediately moves off of me.
“It’s not what it looks like. We were just wrest-”
“Wrestling. I know. Gross.”
Ernest starts walking off.
“Wait!” Hugo calls out, and Ernest leans back lazily to appear in the doorframe again. “How was your weekend with Mike?”
“Fine. We went to the water park, and he bought me some games.”
“That’s great. So you had fun?”
“Yeah sure.” Ernest shrugs and stomps off down the hall. We can hear the door to his room slam.
Hugo hops onto his feet, then pulls me up, being sure to give me a quick peck on the lips along the way. I could definitely stand for something a little heavier, but we both know we need to get dinner started.
Summary: A few days before your roommate’s birthday, her boyfriend flies up to party the weekend away with her. You tag along for the celebration at friend’s house party where you meet two very attractive British foreign exchange students, Tom and Harrison, and their close friend. After a moment away with your roommate, you notice that Tom might be interested in your roommate. After learning about her boyfriend, will he give you a chance? Maybe! Will we ever learn the name of your roommate’s boyfriend? Yet another maybe!
Warnings: underage drinking, weed, and some good old fashioned grinding!!!! (it’s probably PG-13)
A Thursday night seems like a bad night to have a party. But everyone at your school knew the best parties were the ones on a Thursday night. Where you’d have to wake up and get to class, with less than two hours of sleep and the worst hangover of your life.
But you were one of the lucky ones who didn’t have class on Friday. You could sleep in, get plenty of fluids, take a nice, hot bath, whatever you wanted really. And since it was the weekend of Laura’s, your roommate, birthday; tonight seemed like the best time to let loose.