I have a personal vendetta against someone wildly more successful than me so I’m trying to make them lazy.
You don’t know how to relax so I’m literally filling you with laziness but you just won’t stop.
I work at an animal shelter and I sometimes make the animals fit what people are looking for by removing or adding laziness. You haven’t lived until you saw a cat with 0% laziness.
Aciukinesis - Control Sharpness
Did you know that most man made spheres are still more jagged than the earth itself?
You haven’t experienced softness until you felt a perfectly smooth ball. There’s also not a lot of traction so please cup it in your hands.
I’m one of the only chefs here that doesn’t have some sort of hot or cold ability. But me being very clumsy, the ability to make all my knives dull saves my fingers a lot.
I keep making all the knives in the kitchen blunt so I can watch my parent-in-law get frustrated and lose their dominance over me.
Aerokinesis - Control Air
I can control the air but that doesn’t do a lot so I just got a few wind turbines for my property, so I get power for free. It’s a small win, but I like it.
Sometimes I go to the beach and set up a kite rental booth while making it windy. It doesn’t make much but it helps with rent.
No one thinks that controlling air is that cool of a super power until I take it out of their lungs.
Aestatekinesis - Control Summer
I hate sweating so I made this summer really mild but it’s affecting my town’s farming economy.
I forgot that Alaska’s still supposed to be pretty cold in the summer and I may have made the ice caps melt a little more.
Aggressiokinesis - Control Anger
I work in tandem with a crisis clinic and so far, there isn’t a patient I can’t calm down.
My anti-aggression dog classes are the best in the business. I even stop by pet shelters.
I just love watching these people tear each other limb from limb with blind rage. I’m gonna be sad to see you go though.
Aidoskinesis - Control Humidity
One of the only things good about my powers is that I can make my boss’ office so humid they have horrible hair and sweat stains for their meeting with corporate.
My greenhouse is always at the perfect humidity even in the dead of winter.
I’m gulty of making someone so humid they’ve taken off their shirt before. It’s a blessing.
Alcokinesis - Control Alcohol
You always get too out of hand with your drinking so I just take the alcohol content out of your drinks.
My coworker bugs the hell out of me and they’re going in for a company-wide drug test today. I made their breakfast have a healthy amount of alcohol.
It’s very fun to see someone pantamime being drunk when they think they are when in actuality I’ve taken all the alcohol out of their drink.
Amokinesis - Control Love and Desire
Shit are you actually in love with me or did I manipulate you into liking me?
As a joke I was going to make my classmate fall in love with whoever came in next but you did and now I’m very jealous.
I make people forget about me when we break up so it’s easy on them but I can’t get rid of my own love for them, even when there’s no chance of getting back together ever now.
Anthracokinesis - Control Coal
I like being alone so I move to Centralia and just turn off the surrounding coals when I’m walking over them. It’s very quiet but very smoky. I need to leave town to buy a gas mask.
I bought a bit of land and made a little mine before buying a truckload of coal and just stiking it in the walls. Then, I compressed it all into diamonds.
So my parents gave me a little tough love as a child and gave me a piece of coal one christmas. I’ll admit, I was a naughty child. But that piece of coal made me learn of my powers. It’s the only piece I’ll never manipulate anymore.
Antikinesis - Control Antimatter
No you can’t come to my antimatter dimension. It’s very private.
I think we had a good run, I’m just gonna get a black hole in here real quick.
I always wanted to visit Chernobl, good thing I can just sort of turn off the gamma radation and go for a walk.
Argentokinesis - Control Silver
Whoops I’m in werewolf country better make all my clothes and stuff have silver mesh.
“Yes this is genuine gold” I say to someone when I took the silver content out of a ring.
So I don’t have the best impulse control. I made my rude neighbor’s prized dog into a silver statue and now it’s like… eighty sets of flatwear.
Arthrokinesis - Control Joints
I may be a very inactive person, but damned if my joints ever pop. I’m doing sprints anytime I feel like it.
I got too excited testing how much I could let my joints move and may have dislocated by shoulder.
Yes, I tried to suck my own dick. Yes, I should have realized that there is actually bone stopping me from bending my spine like that. Don’t laugh at me.
Asterokinesis - Control Cosmic Energy
I’ve ascended to be the god of the universe and all I want to do is to stop being in charge and just have some time off for once.
I saw how much earth was desperate to meet other beings so I made some closer planets support life.
I’m not just some giant being in space. I’m a regular person. I buy groceries, collect rocks, and I’m desperate for people to never know I made them.
Astrakinesis - Control Astral Energy
I am nearly constantly disassociating. The good news is that I have like thirty dream selves I can be while the others go on autopilot.
I can see spirits so I just deal with ghosts for a living. Most of the time they’re just confused.
I can work as a medium for ghosts to talk through but you roleplaying with your dead datemate is the last straw.
Astronkinesis - Control Remnants of Cosmic Substances
I realized that in my lifetime I would never see a mission to a star so I made some much closer to us.
I don’t feel like this world’s really going anywhere. I’m just gonna supernova the sun next weekend.
My tarot card readings are always perfect and I sincerely want you to leave the country.
Atmokinesis - Control Weather
I am the best weather forecaster the world has ever seen. I work for a small town in rural country though. I think I have five hundred viewers on a daily basis?
I always make sure my neighbor’s/parent’s/friend’s/etc farm gets the best weather.
My entrences are always punctuated with lightening and I love it.
Atomkinesis - Control Atoms
It’s like 3-D printing, only much better. Check out this awesome watch I made.
I hope you like nuclear wastelands, because that’s what you’re getting.
Surprise, your house is full of radon gas!it’ll stay that way until you do what I say.
Audiokinesis - Control Sound
Nothing quite like a day of absolute silence when you have an audio processing disorder.
Movies are very fun to watch when I can make one character silent and just ad lib the dialogue.
The fact that I can chat style silence someone is the best.
Aurokinesis - Control Aura
I can see how people act before ever talking to them, that’s why you’re the only one in the room I’m going to talk to.
Where I live, auras are very important. So I can easily hide among them as someone without giving an inkling of malice.
I personally hate you so now you get too radiate bad energy until you apologize.
Aurokinesis - Control Gold
I’m allergic to what they use in fake gold but I have no money for good jewelry so I just make it gold after I buy it for cheap.
It’s not quite the Midas touch, but I’ve pulled that prank before.
I make golden jewelry and sculptures by making them out of clay/wood/etc and turning them into gold for huge profits.
Autumnuskinesis - Control Autumn
My hometown capitalizes on my love of pumpkins and sweater weather by becoming a destination for those looking to beat the heat but don’t want to own a down jacket.
I can make things rot. So I rotted my neighbor’s garden a week before harvest.
I make autumn immediately follow winter so now the world’s harvesting systems are fucked because I get pollen allergies.
Avarikinesis - Control Greed
I’m trying to make the world fair by taking all the greed out of high-ranking officials but sometimes that was their only driving force and they have no actual job experience.
I made someone comically greedy because being a superhero in a town in which no banks need protecting is boring.
I want so desperately to not have to take greed out of anymore people. It’s getting so tiring. I need to go on a vacation.
Avikinesis - Control Avains
Having hawks fly to my aide when my boss was giving me shit in the parking lot was definitely a sweet move.
I may live in this cottage alone, but these birds are more than enough company. One of them just told me about someone who ate shit on pavement last week in a city ten miles away. It’s awesome.
“Bats fly, right? Why can’t I control bats?” “Please just let me do my work.” ‘What about bugs?” “Please go home.” “Do flying fish count?”
First off, a little context. You can skip this if you want.
So Chris from GetLazy recently posted a few very interesting pictures he had taken from the design documents that were made around 2001. Some of you might have already seen this, but since I assume that not everyone here on tumblr is active on GetLazy (me neither honestly) I decided to make a post about it for everyone to see. So as the title might suggest, the documents hold quite a bit of information about LazyTown prior to the TV series. Unfortunately however, we can’t see the whole thing. He was only able to make a few blurry and shaky pictures, but, trust me, it’s still worth reading.
I also decided to make a few notes in case it’s too hard for you to see or if you’re too lazy to read it yourself or whatever. If you can catch more information than I wrote down feel free to add. I also left out information that is already common knowledge.
For this one, I didn’t make notes but I will quote directly from what Chris remembers reading, as it is much more informative. But I will still post the pictures.
So, as an abandoned and unnamed child, Sportacus worked in mines under a
man named Mr. Kicker. Since none of the kids in the mines had names,
Kicker referred to the kids by numbers.. Sportacus being number 10.
There wasn’t much fun to be had under the mines, so the kids spent a lot
of time learning lots of different kinds of sports. At some point
during mining, number 10 accidentally found a strange crystal that shone
whenever someone was being hurt, and he kept it. After years of abuse,
number 10 finally decided to revolt. In secret, he built a hot air
balloon powered by pedals and one day, he flew it out of the mountain,
taking some kids with him. Soon after, he came back and dropped down a
ladder and started rescuing other kids. He eventually rescued all of the
kids from Mr. Kicker, and was even able to take Kicker’s spyglass from
him before leaving the mines forever. Also, the mustache comes from
rubbing his face with coaly hands.
- “his mother is a very busy nutritionalist” - his parents love him immensly - but they are not very strict with what he eats - I think it might be because his mother didn’t have candy when she was young and doesn’t want to take it from him as well
- forgetful and easily distracted - which “should not be confused with stupidity” - makes sure everyone feels included - from a very warm and loving family - her father is an elementary scool teacher and her mother an ornithologist - “they are frugal but not cheap”
Stingy/Nenni (Honestly I couldn’t find much new information here, but you can look at it yourself of course)
- demands and sues money from everyone - “lives in the biggest, most decadent villa in LazyTown” - “Mr. Spoilero”
- “he may seem stupid, but” - saves the day when Sportacus isn’t there - “a hero who has no interest in being one” - lives with his mother in a very narrow building - his room is dirty and messy
- “She is completely uninterested in her outward appearance” - new in town - “her family has moved quite a lot” - lives in a trailer - parents work very hard so they can buy a house - which is why she has to fend for herself most of the time - has two older brothers - they’re not very nice to her from what I can tell - “her best friends are her books”
Pixel/PC/Goggi (this text is hard to figure out I’m sorry)
- his parents own the local TV and radio shop and are also very busy - “… monitor instead of his own mother” - “Crying violently whenever…” - communicates with his parents through the intercom or e-mail - “…his inability to speak normally”
- “would challenge anyone who said a bad word about her” (just curious who “her” is) - his father was a prominent politician and his mother a compulsive gambler - has younger siblings - went to a private school - was very active in both the drama and chess club - was kicked out of chess club for cheating in the championship - not sure but I think it says that he stole his catsuit from a play in drama club, ran off with it and disappeared for years - when he returned he has become a skilled con-artist
- good friends with the mayor - they’re compared to Laurel & Hardy and their friendship dates back to high school - which is literally the only reason he is employed as a police officer - doesn’t have his own home but instead stays in his office in case something happens at night - the kids call him “Officer OB” and he thinks it’s fucking disrespectful - is the youngest of nine (!) brothers who ALL joined the “SFLC, Special Forces for the Leader of Country” except him - he tried to join 18 times but was never accepted - good at sports though - caught Robbie cheating in the chess championship
- really doesn’t like Sportacus - silently helps Robbie but doesn’t want to make it known - has sisters or something - used to take pride in waking up every morning until he discovered that being lazy is much more fun - left the farm he used to reside to find the laziest place on earth so he could be lazy in peace - is now the laziest inhabitant of all LazyTown
Alright, sorry for the long post but I felt like this was very necessary for all of you to know!!
Summary: Inspired by the song by The Rolling Stones. So the reader decides to do something a little different with herself and Dean loves it. A request by anon, so yeah enjoy my lovelies!
Pairings: Dean x Reader
Warnings: Fluff and probably some more fluff, small GIF below cut, nothing horrible. Hehe.
I see a red door and I want it painted black
No colors any more, I want them to turn black
I see the girls walk by, dressed in their summer clothes
I have to turn my head until my darkness goes
You stood staring blankly in the mirror, looking at the person before you. You felt bland. You just felt so boring. You needed a change, but how? What could you do to just make yourself feel better? Then you had it. You looked at your hair and knew what you wanted to do.
Oh oh oh! High school au where T'Challa is a foreign exchange student from Wakanda?
AN: So, I didn’t really get the feel of what exactly you wanted, so I decided to make two drabbles, one angst and one fluff, High School AU, as requested.
TW: mention of child abuse
It’s half past one at night.
The dorm of one Tony Stark and young prince T’Challa is only illuminated by the
lights filtering through the windows’ thin curtain.
“I swear it’s not that bad.”
Tony’s hushed voice doesn’t appease
the tension T’Challa feels at the sight of his boyfriend. The skin around Tony’s
clavicle is swollen, one large hand-shaped bruise forming where the boy’s
father grabbed him. Tony insist that it’s okay, it doesn’t hurt that bad, but
the prince can see, how Tony tenses under the feather-like touches, slightly
flinching not from cold, but pain, when T’Challa carefully puts the pack of deep-frozen
peas on his skin.
“I shouldn’t have left you
alone with him.” He pays attention to keep his voice soft and level. Tony’s
still shaken, and T’Challa would never forgive himself, if he caused more discomfort
to the boy than he is already in.
“Couldn’t have stopped what
happened.” Tony turns his gaze away from T’Challa’s in resignation. He’s biting
the inside of his cheek, an unconscious habit Tony only does, when he’s trying
to hold himself together, put the iron back in his spine. T’Challa hates to see
him like this, face going smooth and blank in the process of shielding himself
from the outer world, he hates it so much, because it means he’s retreating to
a place, where T’Challa can’t reach him. He can’t have this.
The prince gently takes hold
of Tony’s chin, turning his head so that they are eye to eye, dark chocolate
boring into honeyed brown. He needs him to see that his words are genuine, so
when he speaks, he doesn’t break eye contact.
“You’re probably right. I can’t
do anything about the past, but I can make it better in the present.”
The kiss is slow, almost
chaste, and T’Challa tries to ignore how Tony’s fingers dig into his back, like
if it was a lifeline.
“I swear it’s not that bad.”
The sight would be comical if
it wasn’t so tragic, T’Challa thinks, then immediately tries to stifle a
snicker, poker face be damned.
Tony’s coated in flour, head
to toe, hear ruffled and dusted, which is a feat, considering that the coaly
remains laying sadly on the plate in his outstretched hand must have been an omelette
in its prime. He’s grinning sheepishly up at him from behind his messy curls, mischief
glinting in his eyes, shrugging a little, as if saying ‘What can you do?’.
Bruce and Tony decided after a
particularly long study that they needed nutrition – fast. Apparently their
sleep-deprived minds came to the conclusion, that cooking without any prior
experience was a great idea, which resulted in them cracking up eggs and
dumping them in a frying pan, using tremendous amount of flour and leaving out
the oil and salt.
T’Challa eyes Tony with fond exasperation,
and then easily plucks the scorched food out of his boyfriends grasp with a
sigh. “I shouldn’t have left you alone with him.”
Tony snorts, then instantly
starts coughing, when he accidentally inhales the flour. “Couldn’t have…” He then
raises an index finger to motion for patience, before he collects himself to continue.
“…stopped what happened.”
T’Challa arches one eyebrow at
him, and then moves towards the fridge. He ruffles Tony’s hair, flour flying
like snow at Christmas, to gather the ingredients for an omelette.
“You’re probably right. I can’t
do anything about the past,” He turns back to wink at his boyfriend, swinging
the carton of eggs at him. “But I can make it better in the present.”
“Her eyes look sharp and steady Into the empty parts of me But still my heart is heavy With the hate of some other man’s beliefs.”
A mix for the lonely and the hateful. For the feel of teeth against your lips and bruises on your skin. For something ugly and something beautiful. For despair and hope. For the long, slow road to redemption. Burn your hungry hearts.
Art by the lovely and talented vashito.
how to be eaten by a woman — glitch mob // counting bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drum (bob roberts mix) — a perfect circle // become the beast — karliene // fear the fever — digital daggers // gunshot — lykke li // desire — meg myers // carnivore — giselle // flesh — simon curtis // black black heart — david usher // double edge — emika // burnt norton (interlude) — lana del rey // hunt you down — the hit house // smells like teen spirit — malia // everybody wants to rule the world (diamond saints remix) — lorde // paint it black — ciara // young god — halsey // battle cry — imagine dragons // foreigner’s god — hozier // sinners — lauren aquilina // help — hurts // finale theme
— trevor yuile
Wait wait wait...what is the original Sportacus backstory? Now I need to knoooooow (please)
Quoted from forum user “Stingy”
“So, as an abandoned and unnamed child, Sportacus worked in mines under a man named Mr. Kicker. Since none of the kids in the mines had names, Kicker referred to the kids by numbers.. Sportacus being number 10. There wasn’t much fun to be had under the mines, so the kids spent a lot of time learning lots of different kinds of sports. At some point during mining, number 10 accidentally found a strange crystal that shone whenever someone was being hurt, and he kept it. After years of abuse, number 10 finally decided to revolt. In secret, he built a hot air balloon powered by pedals and one day, he flew it out of the mountain, taking some kids with him. Soon after, he came back and dropped down a ladder and started rescuing other kids. He eventually rescued all of the kids from Mr. Kicker, and was even able to take Kicker’s spyglass from him before leaving the mines forever. Also, the mustache comes from rubbing his face with coaly hands. Interesting stuff.”
I think it would make a really interesting fanfiction or cool inspiration for fanart?
For a dose of saltwater action and sunshine, follow @hopelevin on Instagram.
“Kiteboarding gives you the chance to focus on that moment and truly live in the present,” says Hope LeVin (@hopelevin), a kiteboarder from the Turks and Caicos Islands, who picked up the sport at the young age of 11. A year ago, the now 22-year-old turned her passion into a career when she began riding the waves professionally.
Although Hope enjoys traveling for work, she loves returning to her home island and following certain routines, and begins the day by feeding her two senior cats, Moody and Coaly. She adds, “I’ll try to fit in an hour of fitness with my trainer Nancy, respond to emails and do social media. I may be writing a blog or article for a kiteboarding magazine, so I’ll do that and then in the afternoon I’ll go kiteboarding for several hours.”
Hope has now mastered the art of taking selfies while suspended in mid-air above (or below) her board. “Getting good shots with my GoPro isn’t always easy. The angle is often wrong or I get an amazing shot but then there’s a huge water drop in the middle!” explains Hope. “It’s weird, but usually it’s the days where the conditions aren’t that great that I get my best images. I guess I’m focusing too much on having fun on the good days!”