coach ella

PJO / HOO CHARACTERS AS THINGS ME & MY FRIENDS HAVE SAID
  • Percy : 'follow me on the snap @ waterboih2o !!!'
  • Annabeth : 'that's called a book. you should pick one up sometime'
  • Grover : 'lmao she said 'go outside' bitch no'
  • Nico : 'i hate myself enough i don't need you'
  • Will : 'why is this song six minutes long fuck does he think he is'
  • Clarrise : 'i'm gonna fukin assassinate you'
  • Connor : 'WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PAY PEOPLE BACK'
  • Travis : 'nah, i stole that shit'
  • Lou Ellen : 'julia stop fucking making 11:11's that shit isn't gonna come true'
  • Katie : 'tastes like i got a face full of fucking grass'
  • Jason : 'bro i can't fucking see. oh wait i don't have my glasses on.'
  • Piper : 'i'm stuntin on these hoes with messy hair and gucci bags under my eyes'
  • Leo : 'i'm sLIPPIN INTO THE LAVA, AND I'M TRYNA KEEP FROM GOIN UNDER'
  • Hazel : 'BECAUSE I'M NOT NO GOLD DIGGIN BITCH'
  • Frank : 'ya did this to yourself and dun fuckdeded up'
  • Reyna : 'we're gonna fight on sight bitch stop playin'
  • Rachel : 'how the fuck do you draw hands. asking for a friend'
  • Drew : 'how are you two wearing makeup and i'm still the prettiest one in the room?'
  • Thalia : 'when i die i'm gonna be a fukin orange tree my guy'
  • Luke : 'um, i think i might've fucked up but like, i didn't see this coming'
  • Tyson : 'ain't nothin wrong with being a friendly bitch'
  • Ella : 'deadass this bitch robbed a library. every time i see her she got a new book, ain't nobody got that many books'
  • Octavian : 'leave me and my pale self alone'
  • Coach Hedge : 'bat or metal rod. your choice'

ways angst/drama could’ve been added to the HoO series Part 2

  • Frank burning almost all of his fire stick to the point he only has just a splinter left. This causes him to become winded easily and can’t shape shift as much, but he doesn’t let the others know
  • Hazel not being able to be in the relationship she wants with Frank because she keeps looking at Leo and only seeing Sammy. Hazel being so haunted by the resemblance that she can barely treat Leo like his own person and him having to remind her that he isn’t Sammy
  • Nico dying in Tartarus and Percy feeling immense amounts of guilt after he realizes he was never there for him
  • Bob turning on Percy and Annabeth in Tartarus, reclaiming himself as Iapetus. Percy having to kill Bob in order to keep themselves safe. Annabeth being shocked at how easy Percy killed him when he had been acting completely friendly only moments before
  • Drew charmspeaking Piper into breaking up with Jason. Piper trying to resist, but ultimately failing and then doesn’t get a second chance with him
  • Grover dying in an attack by the Romans. Percy feeling the empathy link shatter during the midst of the battle and just having a complete meltdown because his best friend died. Percy’s friends trying to protect him from giants as he grieves in his loss
  • Octavian taking Ella hostage and demanding her to recite prophecies and any knowledge she knows of. Him trapping her on boats to force the answers out
  • Reyna, Nico, and Hedge never getting the statue to the camps. The camps having an all out civil war in which most of the demigod population is depleted
  • Annabeth having to tell Sally Jackson that no, Percy didn’t survive Gaea. Sally Jackson not having seen her only son in almost a year. Sally Jackson replaying his voice mail over and over because that’s the most recent thing she has left of his. Percy Jackson sacrificing his life for everyone elses

this new world BAFFLED ella. the coaches that moved without horses, the lights that appeared with no help of fire, structures that were instantly warm or cool depending on the temperature outside. she was certain that every single thing in this world was laced with her fairy godmothers’ magic.  the magic here must be STRONGER than any of us know, she mused mostly to herself, but it was loud enough that a passerby could hear. 

welcome to coach ella. im not sure what this music festival you kids have been whispering about is, but now youre stuck here. as your new coach, i want everyone in the audience to start by doing 50 pushups. nobody leaves without running a 5k