I’d just like to say thank you to each and every person who reads this. The entire Target Retales experience has become one of the most strange, most bizarre, most inexplicable, most exciting, most wonderful things to ever happen to me, but this never would have come about if it weren’t for the people who read my stories and encourage me to keep sharing. I wouldn’t be where I am right now, with all of the incredible experiences and opportunities I have, if nobody had ready my silly recaps of my time at work. Thank you so much, all of you, and I hope my stories continue to make you smile.

anonymous asked:

do you read homestuck because i feel like you would enjoy it

I would be lying if I said I didn’t read it compulsively for years/own merchandise/attempt cosplay once. Mostly I’m fessing up now so my girlfriend doesn’t dox me about this.

anonymous asked:

I am disappointed the sexual tension between jason and yourself was not addressed in your video q&a. Also, in your judging of the joker boy but not the pikachu girl. Many places in my area were doing trunk or treats or safe street halloween events this weekend. The boy may have been giving out candy at his school and were all judgey mcrude. :( i expected better from you, mr. stickers

Okay but you’re sending a stranger comments about sexual tension between him and someone else? I am a real person? And there is no sexual tension other than your need to fetishize homosexuality to draw connections between two people who have no basis for any sort of thoughts like this? Like do you know how uncomfortable it is to have someone tell you about “sexual tension” they’ve made up between you and someone else? Let alone a coworker at least ten years your senior who you have barely talked to let alone interacted with? It’s intensely creepy and if you’re the same person who has sent me the other messages in this vein, you need to stop immediately.

anonymous asked:

You are either the most non-judgemental or savagely sarcastic person I have ever had the pleasure of reading blog entries by. Either way, I am in awe of your stories.

I’d like to think I’m a little bit of both