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Husband

Pairing: You x Bang Yongguk

Genres: Fluff

Word Count: 1,223

Sentence:

  • 51 - “I’m your husband. It’s my job.”

Originally posted by xbangxterx

You were really glad, that your job was more loose. Of course you still had to work hard, but your boss often allowed to come later to work or work from home. Just at the end of the month, you had to present the results he wanted. And today was the day you had to present your work. 

When you woke up, Yongguk was already gone, leaving his obligatory message pinned onto the fridge. ‘Good Morning, jagi. I hope you slept well. I’m already at the studio.’ You quickly made yourself a coffee, before changing out of your - Yongguks - sleeping shirt and throwing on proper clothes.

And of course everything had to go wrong today. Your co-worker ran into you, begging you to help her with the software update she had to do and she is stuck and doesn’t know what to do anymore. You were pretty good with that stuff, so you quickly helped her out. You hurried to your meeting, only to find out your boss came even later than you were. During your talk one of the listeners spontaneously decided it would be a good idea to vomit on the table. After a doctor was called for her, you quickly finished your talk, only wanting to get home now, but your boss had other plans. He called you into his office and told you, that you will manage the newest upcoming project. You were really happy about that, but that also meant spending even more hours working at home and at the company.

When you finally got home, Yongguk was already there, playing around in the living room with Tigger. He greeted you excitedly, but you only walked into the bedroom and wanted to change out of your uncomfortable clothes. Meanwhile Yongguk got up and sneaked up behind you, hugging your waist and resting his head on your shoulder.

“Baby, why do you ignore me?” By now you knew him long enough to know, that he would pull his signature pouting face. You leaned into his touch before speaking up. “I’m not ignoring you, Gukkie.” Yongguk loosened his grip and carefully turned you around, so that you were facing him. “What’s wrong? You sound tired.”

“That’s because I am.”, you answered, giving him a sad laugh. Yongguk picked you up and carried you the small way over to the bed, placing you down on it, before climbing in behind you. You turned yourself over, now facing your smiling husband. You scooted closer to him, snuggling into his chest and immediately he locked his arms around you. “Now tell me what happened.”

“The day started out pretty good. I just wanted to hold that stupid talk I prepared for so long. I just wanted to go, when my co-worker suddenly came to me. She had a problem with the new software update, so I quickly had to help her out.” You made a quick talking pause and Yongguk just looked at you, nodding with his head. “I was already late, but when I turned up, my boss wasn’t even there. He came 5 minutes after me. In the middle of my talk, one of the listeners in the back decided to vomit on the table.” Yongguk pulled a disgusted face at your statement. “After this torture my talk finally ended at some point, but then my boss called me into his office. He picked me to manage the upcoming project. I’m happy about it, but that also means I have to spend even more time at work.” Yongguk let you talk all that time, only speaking up now since you are finished. “I’m sorry, jagi. You had to go through all of this today. Wait here.” He unlocked his arms from you and you whined at this loss, while he only chuckled. “Don’t worry, baby. I will be back soon.” With that he disappeared into the bathroom.

“You really fell asleep in the few minutes I was away, hm?”, Yongguk asked. You hid yourself in your pillow, causing him to chuckle. “Cmon, get up or the water will get cold.” You lifted your head a little and watched at your smiling husband. That gummy smile you fell in love with. “But I’m comfy right now.”, you answered, head falling back again. Yongguk walked over to you and easily lifted you up in his arms. “Just admit it. You want my carrying service.”

He carried you into the bathroom, before placing you down again and giving you a quick kiss, ready to leave. 

“Aren’t you staying?”, you asked. 

“No, I’m not. I’m going to answer work mails.” This time it was your turn to make a pouting face, causing Yongguk to chuckle. “Baby, I’m not the one needing a bath now. I promise, when you are finished we can cuddle.” 

You eyed him suspiciously. “Really?” He nodded. “Now get going or we have less time to cuddle. New clothes are on the bed.” He already was out of the door, when you called him back.

“Yongguk!”

“Yes?”, he asked, sticking his head through the door.

“You are the best.”, you told him, geniually meaning it, causing him to smile once more. “I know.” 

The bath really was relaxing and it helped with the pain in your muscles. Your breathing got a little slower and you nearly passed out again, if Tigger wouldn’t have barked at something, followed by Yongguk scolding him for acting up. You got out of your bath and quickly wrapped a towel around yourself, drying your hair and applying body lotion, before walking into the bedroom where Yongguk placed clothes for you. You changed into the comfortable sweatpants and one of his hoodies, before joining him on the sofa. After seeing you he immediately placed his Mac away, opening his arms wide, signaling for you to curl up on him.

“Feeling better now?”, he asked, softly going through your hair.

“Yes.”, you answered, nodding against his chest. “But I have to watch out or I will fall asleep again.”

You lied like that in silence for some time, simply enjoying each others presence. Yongguk started to draw soft circle son your skin with his thumb, while you listened to his calming heartbeat. Until you remembered something.

“Shit. I have to cook something.” You wanted to get up, but Yongguk held you in place. “I can cook.”, he offered, but the both of you knew how it would end. “Yongguk, I really appreciate your offer, but we both know you can’t cook. Like at all.” He just laughed at your statement, finally letting you get up. You were already in the kitchen, when you face palmed yourself. You forgot to go grocery shopping.

“Shit!”

“What is it this time?”, Yongguk asked, most likely still lazing around on the sofa.

“I forgot to go grocery shopping. We need to order in.”

“Jagi, just check the fridge. If you still want to order in then, it’s okay.”

Thinking he is fooling you, you don’t expect much when you open the fridge, but to your surprise, the fridge is full with new food. He must have went shopping. You went back to the living room and hugged him from behind. “Gukkie, why did you do all that?”

“I’m your husband. It’s my job.”, he answered, smiling sweetly. “Now cooking or delivery?”

anonymous asked:

how do you feel about Blister? I've been curious since I see you mention Burn and Blaze more often(and you finding things about Burn I never noticed has made me go back and revisit her characterization so I appreciate that!) but how do you feel about the third sister?

I actually VERY MUCH dislike Blister, and I’d actually love to elaborate;

First let me acknowledge my bias; Burn is a comfort character of mine, and i really find her character to be able to link with my own self, so I can’t help but admit that One reason I dislike Blister is because..Burn dislikes Blister (but not wholly!! Burn still grapples with the fact that family is extremely important and that Blister STILL is her sister… :,( ). So yea, im biased bc some of Burn’s feelings are projected onto mine, but let me also explain the other reasons i dislike her-

Lets talk about her personality first. She is very clearly pretty intelligent (not genius-level though, i think a lot of her supporters in the fandom really like to play up the idea that shes some strategic mastermind, when she was outsmarted by Tsunami in book2), and very deceitful. She’s manipulative and VERY full of herself, and that gets in the way of her foresight (cite: her believing the NightWings would actually support her when she needed them to, believing she was honestly the most suitable to be queen via the eye of onyx [cmon blister, even you had to know you arent incredibly morally sound], etc). She is cowardly and spineless (cite: her only allies being nightwings (secret alliance to carry her to the top) and seawings (purely defensive tribe, she uses their secret palace to hide all the time, not actually fighting Burn for the throne and instead using a cheap trick to win (i could go on for hours about that alone, but i digress…)), and is fatally ambitious. 

And now allow me to point out the obvious; she started a war (that she was well aware would last ~20 years and lead to countless deaths) for personal gain. If that doesnt define the grossest level of selfishness, then I really dont know what to tell you. 

And now lets put aside obvious moral issues and talk about some things that make her so despised in-world; she clearly has 0 respect for her own culture’s traditions and values (cite: the obvious STRONG value of family in SandWings/her murdering her mother and planning to murder both of her sisters for personal gain [differentiated from standard succession process, which only occurs when the queen is no longer fit (oasis was still the greatest queen of the time) and it is done in a noble battle (not an underhand assassination)]). So again, she really ONLY cares about herself, and nothing else. 

aaaaand let’s mention the writing aspect, because we all knew it was coming. While Blaze admittedly gets the worst writing of the three, Blister’s is only slightly better, and Burn’s blows them both out of the water. Blister is written as a cheesy “bwahahaha” chaotic evil puppetmaster, which i wouldnt mind as a main antagonist (since she was written as the MAIN antagonist, moreso than violent Burn and useless Blaze or sadistic Scarlet)…….if she wasn’t written so awfully. She’s supposed to be a puppetmaster, with the NightWings willing her every command and her reclining peacefully in the summer palace while her master plan unfolds wonderfully, but..she’s quite likely the least effective character in the series (even the false dragonets have more purpose than her)! She does very little for the plot, (in book2 all she did to advance the plot was scratch webs face, and only appears again in book5 to spill a can of worms (or rather…snakes…) and create the lamest “epic battle” ever. The series could subtract blister from it completely, just have the nightwings doing their own thing without blister involved, and the 2 sisters going at it as they were, and the series would honestly make no change. 

So really shes just..a character DESIGNED to be an evil rotten dragon, but doesnt have any meat behind it, and isnt written well enough to be a mysterious shadowy villian. Her characterization is closest comparable to Scarlet, who is infinitely better written

tldr: shes a poorly written standard evil bad guy with no purpose at all. 

agoddamnrayeofsunshine  asked:

so I know Hunk from the voltron family has his teddy bear from keith but do lance or pidge have any extra special toys that they're attached to?

This is the perfect prompt to show how Keith got the idea that Pidge and Lance just hated him, but adored Shiro instead! 8D Take note, they don’t call them “Daddy” here yet. They basically did not address them at all.

[The Voltron Family] Mr. Cuddles was a big brown teddy bear Keith had for lil Hunk on his very first day. It was Hunk who decided the name for obvious reasons—the bear was his cuddle buddy when Daddy Keith wasn’t sleeping beside him. It was actually only Keith who had surprises for the kids. 

Lance = Stuffed Bunny
Pidge = Stuffed Piglet

See, Hunk adored Mr. Cuddles. He carried it EVERYWHERE. To the point it seemed like it was his best friend. It made Keith smile, seeing how attached to the bear his new son was. He was happy to see how a gift from him is being appreciated and loved. 

Pidge and Lance were a different story. The kids were downstairs with their Daddy Shiro trying to bake cookies, so he decided to start on the house chores. When he went to Lance’s room, he saw the stuffed bunny under the bed, neglected and dirty. He frowned as he took it out, tapping to get rid of the dust. Perhaps, Lance just misplaced it and has forgotten about it. He proceeded to Pidge’s room and looked for the piglet only to see it on the floor near Pidge’s headboard. Perhaps Pidge elbowed the piglet causing it to fall. Keith picked it up and decided he’d wash them so they would be fresh and clean.

After having the stuff toys washed and dried, he placed them on their beds so Lance and Pidge would see them immediately, sitting there waiting for them. Keith smiled at the thought.

The following morning, he came to wake up the kids. He was done preparing breakfast, while Shiro was making the kids their mugs of morning milk.

Keith: Pidge, sweetheart. Wake up. Time for a spot of breakfast. *caresses her cheeks* *smiles at his new daughter*
Pidge: *turns around* *opens eyes* Hmmm?
Keith: Good morning. *smiles and gives her a morning kiss* *picks her up and carries her* Let’s go get your brothers, yeah?
Pidge: *nods and goes back to sleeping on Keith’s shoulders*
Keith: *spots the stuffed piglet on the floor again and frowns* Do you want to hold your piggy?
Pidge: *shakes her head* *sleepy* No. I don’t want it.
Keith: Oh… I… I see. *frowns in sadness*

Next was Lance.

Keith: Buddy, time for bre—
Lance: *jumps out of the bed* *stuffed bunny gets kicked and stepped over when Lance runs out* Yay! Foood!
Keith: *sighs* *picks up the stuff toy and places it back on the bed*

Last was Hunk, and Keith’s heart melted at the sight of his eldest son hugging his teddy bear so tightly while sleeping peacefully. 

Keith: Hey, baby. *brushes Hunk’s hair* Wake up. Time to feed your tummy. 
Hunk: *opens his eyes* *sees Keith* *smiles* G'morning. *nuzzles Keith’s hand*
Keith: Morning. Now, cmon. Get up. There are bacons and eggs.
Hunk: *gets up and gives Keith a morning kiss* I love bacons and eggs!
Keith: I am aware. *chuckles* 

So the three of them went down stairs, Keith carried a sleepy Pidge using his right arm, while the other held Hunk–who was carrying Mr. Cuddles with him. Lance was already down there, sitting in the breakfast table chatting happily with Shiro. Keith could see how much the boy admired his husband. When Shiro spotted them, he took Pidge from Keith’s arms. The lil girl woke up and was suddenly energetic upon seeing her new Dad. Lance and Pidge were both trying to get Shiro’s attention and Shiro gladly gave them what they wanted. Lance even hugged Shiro so tight and gave him a morning kiss, to which Shiro chuckled. Pidge nagged Lance because he was supposed to share Shiro with her. Keith couldn’t help but feel a little left out. 

Hunk: *squeezes Keith’s hand* Can I have milk?
Keith: *looks down and sees Hunk* *smiles sadly* Of course you can, Hunk.

Little did Keith know that during that moment, little Hunk made it his duty to make sure his Daddy Keith wouldn’t feel left out. He was going to make sure that he was well-loved like how Shiro was loved by Lance and Pidge. It didn’t matter if it was only him, because he knew he didn’t like seeing Keith sad.

So this was basically the start right after they got adopted here. How Keith’s insecurities with the kids started. (x, the page where the prompts started ) Oh damn it was supposed to be a happy prompt but this was just perfect for it! I’m sorry for turning it this way TAT

flower crowns and pastel boots- chapter five

pastel punk au

tw: homophobia, vague suicidal thoughts

thank you @myrosebudboy, @t-basilton-g-p, @fuxkbaz, @snowbazrosebuds, @formal-wear, and @queerwithacrown for letting me bounce ideas off you and generally helping goodness <3

chapter one, chapter two, chapter three, chapter four, chapter five, chapter six, chapter seven, chapter eight, chapter nine, chapter ten, chapter eleven, chapter twelve, chapter thirteen, chapter fourteen, chapter fifteen, chapter sixteen, chapter seventeen, chapter eighteen, chapter nineteenepilogue


he’s every name but his own.

he’s pitch-bitch, degrading and insulting and painful-

he’s whore (and he’s slut and street treat and something he doesn’t want to repeat, not even in his own head)- even though it’s a lie-

he’s frosty, he’s rainbow, he’s freak and bitch and arse, and he’s breaking apart.

baz is the shadow of a soft pastel almost, hollow and light and quiet as a whisper.

simon feels something when he looks at him- like a star collapsing in his chest. and he thinks he knows what it is, because he used to feel like that when he looked at agatha.

he turns his fear and disgust into rage and finds baz and everything the he thinks will hurt him and he unleashes it all, a torrent of insults and jabs and low blows. and as he watches baz’s shocked eyes he feels a surge of savage pleasure breaking over him, growing and growing until-

it’s guilt, it’s not pleasure at all, but he continues because that’s all he knows how to do.

and he watches basilton pitch break into a thousand pieces, right before his eyes.

i made a mistake, he admits to himself. alone.

i made a mistake, and there’s something wrong with him but there’s something wrong with me too.

and then the rest of him beats that part down (like pretty pink boots and hair and sprinkles of red) because no, he’s not a freak like him he’s not he’s not he’s not-

he likes girls. he likes agatha.

it wasn’t meant to turn out like this.

baz lies in bed and stares at the ceiling and feels nothing.

he wonders, from far off, if he’d care if he’d die.

simon wouldn’t care.

no, simon would care- simon would dance with joy. simon would be happier than he’s ever been.

baz has disappointed so many people.

his family, for being who he is.

his mother, for not being strong enough to save her.

maybe he could make one person happy.

even if it’s simon snow.

(especially if it’s simon snow.)

simon knows people.

he knows people who know people and eventually he gets baz’s number because anger and bitterness is seeping through his seams and he needs an outlet.

so he slips outside, where it’s cold and he can think, and texts him.

baz is lying on his back in a room full of shadows when his phone beeps.

he considers not answering it, but it might be one of his parents, and they’ll be upset if he ignores their text. he slides his phone open, and- an unnamed number, not his parents. he’s about to put it down, he doesn’t care, but his eyes skin it-

hey, pitch bitch, it reads, and baz’s blood runs cold. he stares, frozen, until another message pops up.

so after i made u cry today how did u feel? bc u looked really pathetic

he doesn’t answer. (he hadn’t actually cried, just hidden his face in his sleeve and stayed that way until they left.)

cmon fairy r u even there

baz puts his phone down, gently, and lies down, and pulls his pillow over his ears. he can still hear the phone buzzing, over and over and over again.

he doesn’t get any sleep.

it’s like he’s being prodded closer and closer to the edge.

he would turn off his phone- he has, several times- but he always turns it back on, out of some twisted curiosity. and he’s always greeted by insults and mockery-

he doesn’t answer back, though.

he never does.

sammsdreaming  asked:

13. Favorite fic from another author?

((it’s gonna be one per author or i’ll go nuts AND RECOMMEND EVERYTHING LMAO IM CRAZY ENOUGH))

[not linked because im lazy as fuck but YO THE TITLE IS THERE AND YOU GUYS ARE SMART]
/in other words, if you can’t find it, just go to their masterlists because i’ve tagged them and prepare to ruin yourselves blame samm for this question okay byebyebyebye// shuffles away

warning: lots of caps and bold and cursing

i-write-storiesandsuch‘s LESSONS PART ONE AND TWO FEATURING YIFAN BECAUSE DAMNSHIT

the-storyweaver’s i will carry the sky with you FEATURING YOONMIN LIKE WHY NO GO AWAY BELLS

all of kookie-time​‘s jikook tag like im sorry i can’t help it I AM YOONMIN TRASH BUT JIKOOK CAN GET IT ON TOGETHER ANYDAY

babyitsbts​‘s HUMAN ERROR SERIES FEATURING JUNGKOOK LIKE… GUYS CMON ((FUCK LYDIA YOU HAD ONE JOB))

writingseoul​’s HOMECOMING. FUCK SHIT FEATURING MIN YOONGI GET LOST EM ((but then im stuck with you with the handcuffs so damn it))

thesammtimes​’s ((ahaha hihihihi)) SeKai security guard series like… YOU HAVE NOT LIVED IF YOU HAVE NOT READ THIS((NOW CHEATING HERE TO ADD IN OFFBEAT FEATURING YOONGI BECAUSE THAT SHIT IS GOOD))

exo-nerates​’s KAIHO. FEATURING LUHAN AND KAI. AND THAT MEANS IM GONE ((CHEATING HERE TOO TO ADD IN DUENDE FEATURING KIM JONGIN LIKE PICKUP LINES AND JONGIN??? SIGN ME THE FUCK UP))

sarangghae​’s Seigneur-terraces FEATURING YOONGI ((WHAT THE FUCK CAT)) 

min-tokkiwriter​’s SAFEGUARD SERIES FEATURING LEE JINKI. TAKE SOME CHICKEN AND START READING KIDS

marjins​'s Bliss featuring MIN SUGAAAAAAAAA®

modestlydreaming​’s INVITATION SERIES. PREPARE TO SIN

zeurin​’s CHEMISTRY PARTNER LIKE GUYS. I WANT YOONGI AS A CHEMISTRY PARTNER NOW WHERE IS IT ((IMMA CHEAT HERE AND SAY GO CHECK OUT ‘THE GOLDEN BOY’ AND ‘THE COPPER GIRL’ LIKE FUCK SHIT GO GO GO GO GO GO))

hyacinth-ink​'s I CAN BE YOUR ADDICTION FEATURING KIM TAEHYUNG LIKE THAT FUCKED ME UP ((PUN INTENDED)) AND GO BLOW YOUR MINDS OFF RIGHT NOW

bts-please​'s CAM!BOY YOONGI LIKE WHAT. WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT //THRIFT SHOP STARTS PLAYING// OMG IM WAITING ON THE SECOND PART LIKE LEXI PLS ((NO PRESSURE, SERIOUSLY NO PRESSURE BECAUSE I’LL WAIT UNTIL THE END OF THE WORLD FOR THIS SECOND PART))

nam-jihyun​’s YOU, AMONG OTHER DRUGS FEATURING KIM NAMJOON LIKE THE AUDACITY NO NAMJOON NO FUCK OFF OMG

sugasmut​’s THE LAUNDRY FEATURING MIN FUCKING YOONGI LIKE SEE THE USERNAME SAYS IT ALLLLLLLLL AND YAAAAAAAS //flails into the sun//

monchims​’s SLOW DANCE FEATURING MIN SUGA AND ALL OF HIS PERFECTNESS ON A LAZY MORNING

infinitum-imaginaerum​’s CRAVE FEATURING JINHWAN LIKE AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA KIM JINHWAN GET BACK INTO YOUR BOX AND STAY THERE YOU LITTLE SHIT

/crawls back underground because the world is too dangerous now with all of this beautiful works/

//send me writer ask(s)

but imagine if you went out partying with all of the guys but Luke decided he didn’t want to drink that night because he knows how much of a lightweight you are and wanted to be able to take care of you and at the end of the night you, Michael, Ashton, and calum are all so wasted and you’re shouting at the tops of your lungs and dancing and stumbling all over each other and Luke says “cmon its time to go home” and you’re like whining bc you don’t wanna leave but you can barely stand up straight so you have to use his body to balance yourself and on the car ride home you pass out in the back seat and when you get home Luke opens the door and sees that you’re not getting up anytime soon and he just laughs and rolls his eyes and carries you inside to bed and you wake up the next morning seeing Advil and a glass of water on your nightstand with a note that says “my go to hangover food is always mcdonald’s so I’ll be back in 20 minutes with coffee and hash browns. (ps you’re obnoxious when you’re drunk!) -Luke”