“CM Drunk” - CM Punk has a sobriety test on WWE Raw WWE Raw - April 23rd, 2012
Following a defeat to the WWE Champion CM Punk at WrestleMania, Chris Jericho continued challenging the Straight Edge Superstar in a variation of ways, including mentally. When Jericho did some digging into CM Punk’s life, he found that members of his family weren’t on the same clean path that Punk had chosen, which led to Punk allegedly falling off the wagon himself. When the WWE Champion appeared to be drunk on an episode of WWE Raw, Jericho demanded a sobriety test. If Punk failed, he would be stripped of the WWE Championship.
How I feel when people freak out over the Chris Jericho/CM Drunk “scandal” in WWE:
Oh my God, guys. Seriously. It’s wrestling. It’s just like a normal TV show with storylines and everything. It does not affect your life in any way. Just go with it. Don’t get me wrong, I like wrestling. Just not THAT much.
How I feel when people freak out over things involving Harry Potter/Doctor Who/Sherlock:
IT’S REAL TO ME OK? OK? I WANT IT TO BE REAL. IT’S REAL OK? THIS DEEPLY AFFECTS ME AND MY LIFE.