clyde though

I honestly wish I had someone to blame for this, but I don’t. I just…got inspired by the recent thicc Spring meme going about. So yeah…thicc Spring.

Clyde dressed him btw

CLYDE: This just in: The Jimmy-Timmy Power Hour has arrived.

JIMMY: Hey guys, are you ready to get this party s-ss-st…

JIMMY: Are you ready to get this p-party st–

JIMMY: Are you ready to get this party st-started?

TIMMY: Timmy!

CLYDE: Hell motherfucking yeah, let’s DO this.

CLYDE: Well actually we need to wait for Token.

CLYDE: …Where are you, you sneaky son of a tater-tot…

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Bonus:

Merry Christmas, @missmarilove​! Have some awkward and cute (and very pink) “morning after” talk. This is your gift for @creekalldayeveryday​’s secret santa, I hope you enjoy it!

I also hope you can read my shitty handwriting, haha…

CLYDE: “You know, I’ve seen a few of you guys mention mean anons, but I still don’t know what exactly happened.”
CLYDE: “I wonder if I can find them in here—“

CRAIG: “Hey dude, I’m done. We should probably hit the hay soon, I’m exhausted.”
CLYDE: “Hey Craig, do you mind if I ask something?”
CRAIG: “Shoot.”
CLYDE: “….”
CLYDE: “Where are you sleeping?”
CRAIG: “…?”

CRAIG: “The floor? I don’t want to punch your broken arm or something in my sleep.”
CLYDE: “Oh. Haha. Alright then.”
CLYDE: “I’ll go ahead and turn off your computer dude.”

CLYDE: Oh, uh…

CLYDE: Hey Craig, Tweek, what are you guys looking at?

CLYDE: …Wait, what’s everyone looking at?

CRAIG: There are people outside. The bus has been stopped for like, ten minutes now, I think.

CLYDE: Why? What’s going on?

CRAIG: Whoa…

CLYDE: What?

TWEEK: IS THE BUS DRIVER BEING ROBBED?!

CRAIG: Dude. Why are these guys robbing the bus driver? Wouldn’t it have made an easier target to rob somebody on the streets rather than… like… someone who’s driving a bus?

CLYDE: Craig move your ass I wanna see!

CRAIG: Maybe they’re after somebody inside the bus?

TWEEK:

CLYDE: WHOA THAT GUYS GOT A GUN!

CRAIG: Yeah, Clyde. What else would you rob somebody with?

CLYDE: I don’t know! Why doesn’t anybody else have a gun?!

CRAIG: That’s what you’re worried about?

CLYDE: Well I thought that at least SOMEBODY here would have a gun, since–

STAN: Okay, can all of you guys shut up for like a second, please?!

KYLE: Stan, we’d better hurry before they notice us.

STAN: I know, just–

STAN: Everyone, uh… just calm down. Pretend this is a really long bus ride. And a really bumpy one because we’re about to slam down on the gas pedal.

CLYDE: Craig, do you understand what’s going on?

CRAIG: My guess is that those guys are after Stan’s group because they did something stupid, and now we’re all caught in the middle. Like always.

CRAIG: And I wouldn’t care as much if it didn’t mean we could all possibly die.

TWEEK: HWADFJGFHJDKSJYGURTI THEY’RE GONNA GET US, MAN!

CLYDE: Who? Stan?

TWEEK: NO, THE GUYS WITH THE– THE– THE ONES OUTSIDE!

CLYDE: Oh yeah.

CLYDE: What do we do?

CRAIG: For once, I think it’s safer to stay with Stan’s group. If we get off the bus, those guys’ll probably hurt us or something.

TWEEK: WHAT IF THEY STOPPED THE BUS BECAUSE THEY WANTED TO KIDNAP ALL OF US AND SELL US INTO CHILD SLAVERY?! I’D BE A TERRIBLE SLAVE!

CRAIG: No, dude, we already established that this is probably Stan’s friend’s doing.

TWEEK: BUT WHAT IF–

STAN: Okay Kenny, gas pedal!

KYLE: Oh god, we’re going to get in so much trouble!

ERIC: Stealing this bus was in self defense, Kyle!

KYLE: THE ENTIRE REASON WE HAD TO STEAL A BUS IN THE FIRST PLACE IS OUR FAULT, CARTMAN!

ERIC: Hey, this isn’t the time to get snippy, jew!

STAN: Will you guys stop? I think we ran over one of them.

ERIC: Good, that’s one less to worry about.

CLYDE: Man… Token’s so lucky he got his mom to drive him to school today.

CRAIG: Yeah.
CLYDE: She’s divorced though, right?
CRAIG: Yeah, you were there.
CRAIG: You wear a wedding ring on your left hand.
CRAIG: When you get divorced you can either take it off or move it to your other hand.
CRAIG: My mom keeps her ring on her other hand. The right one.
CLYDE: Don’t you think she’d want to just take it off?
CLYDE: Like, doesn’t it remind her of a bad time in her life?
CRAIG: It depends.
CRAIG: I keep you around, and you remind me of a bad time in my life.
CLYDE: Ha, that’s a good one!
CLYDE: You’re so sarcastic, I love it!
CRAIG: Uh huh.

“Rumbelle Bonnie and Clyde” - Digital Oil Painting

“You make me want to be a better man,” said Gold. “Ooh, we can’t have that,” said Belle, wrapping her arms about his neck. “Then, you might want a better girl.” He grinned, his gold tooth flashing in the dim light. “There’s no better girl for me, and you know it.”

This is NOT a Photoshop filter, every stroke is painted by me.

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CLYDE: Here, to make it easy, I drew a picture.

CLYDE: This is me. I’m super cool and kinda small but thats okay, I’m still gonna grow.

CLYDE: This is Craig. He’s my best friend and he’s really tall and he’s in love with Tweek so they hang out together a lot. He’s still my best friend though!

CLYDE: This is Token. He’s kind of like my mom sometimes and he looks out for all of us. He’s really nice and probably my second best friend if you don’t count Craig.

CLYDE: And this is Jimmy! He’s really funny and he likes the same video games as me so he’s automatically really really awesome.

I read @hazel-the-space-ace‘s hysterical post about Seven and Clyde in a cantina and had to draw something inspired by it.

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Briggs, Johnny and Charlie in every episode ☞ 2x04

B: Every Bonnie needs a Clyde. C: You know I’m the Clyde, though, right?

CLYDE: Oh, well, that’s a tricky question.
CLYDE: Craig and Tweek are really happy now, so I guess we’ve been just letting them do their own thing, you know? Give them space.
CLYDE: I’m really happy for Craig! He’s my best friend so if he’s happy, I’m happy.
CLYDE: It hasn’t been perfect though.
CLYDE: Token got kinda mad for some reason I think? I’m not sure.
CLYDE: On top of all that, Jimmy’s been off doing his own thing with that Leslie girl?
CLYDE: I’m still super confused what everyone’s been doing.
CLYDE: It’s been mostly just me and Token.

CLYDE: I don’t mind though, it gives us an excuse to hang out.

CLYDE: I don’t know???