clyde is the best

cliche plots i’m always a slut for

  • the summer road trip
  • bad boy / good girl
  • bad girl / good girl
  • TA / college student
  • penpals that become best friends and maybe more through letters
  • rich ceo’s kid / rich ceo’s beleaguered employee
  • actually, rich ceo / rich ceo’s beleaguered employee
  • people on a movie set who are love interests in the movie but hate each other irl
  • arranged marriage
  • FAKE DATING
  • enemies to friends to lovers
  • popular kid / nerd
  • breakfast club style all day detention
  • blind dates
  • friends with benefits
  • rich guy / trophy wife
  • bonnie and clyde plots
  • the goody-goody and the juvenile delinquent that are actually best friends and will fuck u up if you mess with the other one

(feel free to add more)

John Murphy Fandom’s Greatest Hits
  • The great John vs Jonathan Murphy debate
  • Alex Murphy being a confirmed memelord
  • Everyone deciding the ‘dye’ thing was just Murphy being dyslexic instead of making fun of him
  • John Murphy + John Mbege = John²
  • His edgy fingerless gloves both simultaneously loved and hated
  • John Murphy Nose Rub™
  • Memori aka Bonnie and Clyde except their crime skills are mediocre at best
  • “Give John Murphy A Hug” campaign after season 2
  • Farmer Murphy
  • The John Murphy sex scene that made all our eyeballs fall out (seriously, why)
  • Making polls and bets over what his crime would be
  • Nicknaming him “everyone’s favorite cockroach” bc his only skill is barely surviving
  • John Murphy Face Scars™
  • Murphamy…just Murphamy
  • POUND TOWN
  • Dropping both Johntari and Jroth at the drop of a hat when the rape scene got leaked
  • John Murphy’s goddamn sass mouth not having an off button…EVER
  • The Red Spiky Shoulder Pad™
  • John Murphy not learning Trigedasleng despite it literally being a necessity in his new job #SlackerLyfe
  • Embarrassing Virgin Murphy
  • Titus aka the ultimate Murphy hater killing himself to get out of helping Murphy
  • Both Murphy and his fandom being lowkey pissed no one is letting him back in the delinquent squad
  • Asexual Murphy
  • Being able to admit John Murphy is a Problematic Fave at best and an Irredeemable Scumbag at worst and loving him either way
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Ronniecoln Wedding!

I know i’m going backwards in their timeline, but i don’t really care! This is about 3 years or so before Jenna May is born.

Just imagine it.

Its an indoor wedding at an official cathedral (since i have a headcanon that the Santiago’s are catholic) the entire place is filled with family members and friends of the two.

Lincoln’s sweating bullets at the alter, and clyde, his best man, is reassuring him that everything will be alright. The music then starts up, Lori walks down with Bobby, who’s already her husband. Then come Leni, wearing a flattering metal trash bin top (you get the joke), then luna, luan, and so on. No ones young enough to be the ring bearer other than Lori and Bobby’s child, who remains unnamed do to the fact that i haven’t made him yet. And lola colunteers to out doen the flowers with Lana, just because no one else can.

Lincoln suddenly feels his heart skip when he sees the double doors at the end of the church open to reveal a bride clad in white, lead by Mr. santiago.

Ronnie Anne’s dress was stunning. Lincoln’s blown away by the adorable tough girl who was now a beautiful bride.

They can’t stop looking into eachothers eyes and smiling. The Priest then begins. Luna plays an epic ballad on her guitar as the performance not too long after the intros. Lincoln and Ronnie Anne share their own vows and exchange rings.

Both of their parents gzae proudly at their children. But seriously tho, imagine the Loud girls in this situation. Just imagine Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, and Lynn crying their eyes out at their not so little brother. Remebering all of the crazy memories of him as a child, but now a married man. These girls are literally bawling their eyes out.

In a second, Ronnie and Lincoln share their kiss. I had the most fun drawing that XD

Now for the reception, Lincoln’s that guy who learned how to salsa dance just for Ronnie. The two go from a calm slow dance, but then the music picks up, and Lincoln starts moving his hips to the music, and Ronnie quickly follows X3

The entire reception is full of eating, dancing, and talking.

During the cake cutting, Ronnie shoves cake in Lincoln’s cake, creating an all out cake throwing battle between themselves. Once dinner rolls around, the loud girls give their best wishes and reminisce of the begginings of Ronniecoln’s relationship. Luan especially prides herself for making cute wedding puns, but wiping away tears of happiness

At the end of the day, Lincoln and Ronnie Anne ride off in a limo to their honeymoon to Rio X3

God if i had more time and energy, i’ll actually color this, but i sketched this all at 1 am on a school night so yeah,

But its still hella cute!

Pardon the typos, i was so tired last night

someone: the loud house is like a harem lolol

me: the loud house is a family show on nickelodeon about a family consisting of one boy and his 10 sisters as they go about their daily lives dealing with the usual family drama and sibling antics but it also displays a wide variety of character types and each episode is entertaining and shows a great lesson and demonstration of a healthy family dynamic also lincolns best friends clyde is a black child with two very gay dads in an interracial relationship and are constantly shown being awesome parents and also play a role in the teaching of healthy family dynamics in a nontraditional family setting also fuck you the loud house is about Siblings you freaks

CLYDE: I feel like right now is the best time to answer these questions, ‘cause Tweek’s actually downstairs getting more coffee right now.

CLYDE: And he’d probably be real boring answering this kind of question anyways, so instead you get your favorite pal (me) to answer it in his place.

CLYDE: Contrary to popular belief, the Tweek (scientific name: Tremulus Capra Hircus) does not need coffee to survive.

CLYDE: Nevertheless, the Tweek’s diet consists of 80% coffee anyways, because it calms it’s nerves down.

CLYDE: When seen ingesting large amounts of coffee at a single time, one can assume that the Tweek is feeling particularly anxious.

CLYDE: Depicted below is an artist’s rendition of the Tweek in it’s natural state.

CLYDE: But also I’m like 99% sure that he’s addicted to whatever’s in that coffee. 

CLYDE: When he goes too long without it he starts bugging out, so his room is just always covered in them.

CLYDE: Every time we come over here there’s more cups, but they’re never in the same place. It’s actually kinda creepy.

Because everyone has been inspiring me, here’s some random Ronniecoln headcanons I’ve come up with…

  • Ronnie Anne keeps sending Lincoln little notes, and he keeps every one of them. (Probably in his notebook or somewhere safe away from his sisters.)
  • They still like to make fun of Lori and Bobby’s relationship by taking selfies together but they can’t help but love them. 
  • Sometimes Lincoln invites Ronnie to ride their bikes together in the park or with Clyde too.
  • I could see Ronnie and Clyde getting along pretty well, but Clyde is always ‘keeping an eye’ on her while hanging out with his best friend.
  • Lincoln tries his best not to have Ronnie over his house, but eventually she does and meets all of his sisters. And when he’s like “Uh guys, this is my friend Ronnie Anne.” They automatically start squealing and hug both of them like, “IT’S YOUR NEW GIRLFRIEND!!” and the two of them are like, “We’re not a couple!” 
  • Lincoln and Ronnie try their best to meet in secret at school because they don’t want anyone thinking they’re a couple. 
  • During dances, Ronnie is the type of person to chill by the sidelines and watch everyone else dance. But when Lincoln comes over and starts dancing, she kept help but smile and dance along. 
  • Ronnie Anne bonding with all of the Loud Sisters and finding out each of the sisters’ opinions of Lincoln. (Like she would love rocking out with Luna, or even laughing at some of Luan’s jokes. Or even playing some soccer with Lynn. )
  • And then Lincoln bonding with Bobby and those two becoming really good friends. 
  • And of course Lincoln inviting Bobby and Ronnie to go bowling or something with him and Lori. And it becomes a tradition for the four of them to go out together as a ‘double date’. 

That’s what I have so far, but I’m hoping to write more!!

Craig: Oh, you mean this one? It’s of my best friend- here, I’ll get a better shot.

Craig: His name’s Clyde. We’ve been best friends since like… kindergarten. By now he’s more like a brother to me than a friend. Him and our other bud Token both, actually. We all went to school together.
Craig: Token recently left for college, though. Me and Clyde have been closer than ever since. He even got me my job at Taco Bell when things started getting tough for me. He brings food on his breaks sometimes.
Craig: I think he’s been worried.
Craig: Anyway, he’s a fucking goofball. The kind of guy that thinks fart jokes are a comedy goldmine and regularly makes a fool of himself while trying to be cool.
Craig: But I’m glad I have a friend like him. Especially now.