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your story was so funny omg. do you have any more?

  • So i lived the town over from my high school, and had to catch the bus like an hour and a half every day to and from
  • (a movie. thats a fucking movie, every day, twice a day)
  • (I WAS TWELVE)
  • (commuter tragedy)
  • and because we were all stuck together for so long for like six years, we followed the natural inclination of teenagers to be fucking idiots at every chance
  • and we formed this group of bus kids
  • forged by ridiculous travel times
  • bonded in suffering the ridiculous rule of
  • our bus driver.
  • our bus driver was an old, old lady called jeannine
  • (nickname: the grinch, due to the time we were singing christmas carols and she got annoyed and declared that christmas was canceled.)
  • (CANCELED.)
  • (we put up a sign written in texta that said ‘NO CHRISTMAS - SIGNED, THE GRINCH’)
  • (she did not find it funny)
  • jeannine had been driving the bus since time immemorial
  • (and may have of, in fact, been one of the Old Ones)
  • (never confirmed)
  • (but i have my suspicions)
  • Jeannie ran a tight ship.
  • the tightest ship
  • jeannine was the generalissimo of bus drivers
  • she played this talkback radio station over the speaker system
  • and when we were being too loud or she was jut annoyed with us she would turn it up to deafening levels
  • and we would all block our ears, and then having gotten our attention she would turn it down and shout at us
  • when we were REALLY TERRIBLE
  • (like those two weeks after high school musical premiered and we used to have breaking free singalongs)
  • (yeah)
  • (I would have turned the radio up on our asses too)
  • she would park next to the city graveyard
  • (always the graveyard?)
  • (i dont know why)
  • (mental conditioning?)
  • (subliminal messgakng?)
  • and walk/hobble
  • (she was pretty stooped over)
  • (basically she was your standard old crone)
  • (potentially witch)
  • up and down the aisle tellin us how terrible we were
  • so anyway, one year jeannine goes on a two week break for surgery
  • (what surgery? We never found out. Various sources claim knee, hip or shoulder replacement)
  • (could have been a stay at a lazarus pit)
  • (stay woke)
  • and we get a replacement driver.
  • we called him nickelback because he played a nickelback cd over the speaker,
  • on repeat
  • every bus trip
  • EVERY.
  • TRIP.
  • how the hell’d we wind up like this?
  • so free from the reign of terror that was jeannine, we get a bit wild.
  • and by ‘wild’ i mean we:
  • talk above speaking level,
  • eat our food in the ooen,
  • someone busts out a guitar anyway here’s wonderwall
  • its one of these days,
  • that the Great Apple Fiasco happens.

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I Love You - Finn Balor One Shot/Imagine

Originally posted by superkixbaybay

“Y/N!” Becky said as she came up to the table in the catering room of the Performance Center “Happy birthday!” she said hugging me before she sat down next to me and began to eat the grapes that were on the paper plate in front of me
“Thanks babe!” I said happily, it was the day of my birth and today I was turning 26, an age that everybody in WWE says everything began to happen for them so I was extremely excited for the next year, being down in NXT for 2 years now I knew my hard work would pay off sooner rather than later, Hunter even said that to me himself on more than one occasion which confirmed that I was on the right path in life
“Are You coming out with us tonight?” She asked pulling me out of my thoughts
“I don’t know..I’ve got training in the morning” I said shrugging my shoulders
“Come on! It’s your birthday we need to celebrate!” She pressed
“Yeah! Come on! I’ll be there!” I heard a thick Irish accent come up behind us and I turned to see a smiling Finn walking up to the table and sitting on the opposite side of me
“Now I guess I have to come” I said rolling my eyes
“Good!” Becky said “I knew that would work! Thanks for the back up” Becky said to Finn as I rolled my eyes once more before getting up from the table and making my way towards the mirror room to work on my promo skills
“See you tonight!” Becky yelled after me and I smiled, nodding slightly and waving before walking through the door

Later that night I finished getting dressed at my apartment, We had all agreed to meet up at this club in downtown Orlando and Becky’s plan was to drink until we couldn’t remember what happened that night, but I on the other hand didn’t plan on drinking seeing as how I had to train in the morning and if you try to train hungover you will more than likely find yourself puking in the corner and pretty much feeling like you’re going to die at any second..

As I made my way into the club I spotted Carmella, and Cass and then there was Enzo and Liv, Becky was already starting on the drinking because I saw her passing out shots to the group and I shook my head before heading towards the group to get this night over with
“Look it’s the birthday girl!” Becky said drunkenly and I laughed a little at her slurring of words
“How much have you drank?” I asked her and she looked at me not answering
“A lot” she said simply after a few moments
“She’s been drinking since before we got here” the same familiar Irish accent said as he leaned up against the bar with his arms crossed
“Great…” I said sarcastically, I loved Becky but she was true to her Irish roots and could drink with the best of them
“Oh! I love this song! (Y/N) Come dance with me!” Becky said grabbing my arm and pulling me towards the dance floor

We spent the next few hours dancing together and with the rest of the group when I felt an arm wrap around my shoulder and Finn leaned in
“You want to get out of here?” He asked and I looked at becky
“What about her?” I asked motioning towards Becky and he looked at Cass
“We’ve got her.. We’ll take her home” Cass said
“So?” Finn asked
“Let’s get out of here” I said with a nod and he smiled at me and began to lead me out of the club

We ended up back at my apartment somehow and decided to watch a movie, We were laying on the couch under a blanket fort when I noticed Finn being rather quiet, after basically talking my ear off the entire way home seeing him switch and be quiet began to worry me
“You Okay?” I asked him and he looked from the TV to me and then back to the television
“Huh? Oh yeah” He said quickly and I nodded and let it pass for a few minutes before not accepting that answer
“Are you sure?” I asked
“Yes..” He said and I still didn’t believe that answer, I’d known him for going on two years now and I knew when something was bothering him
“I don’t believe you” I said shaking my head as I paused the movie
“Y/N, come on.. It’s nothing.. really.. just press play again it’s getting to the good part” He said brushing me off
“Not until You tell me what’s wrong” I said crossing my arms and he rolled his eyes as he stood up and began to walk towards the kitchen, it was quiet for a few seconds before he let out a sigh, I saw him trying to muster up the courage to say whatever he was about to say
“I love you” He said quickly and I wasn’t sure I heard what he had just said correctly
“What?” I asked
“I Love You..” He said again and I saw him relax after he said it once more
“Finn..” I said shaking my head “You’re drunk” I said and he shook his head with a smile
“Quite the opposite Love, I’m very much sober” He said “It scares me..” he said
“Why?” I asked unsure what to think as I stood up and walked towards him
“I’ve ruined my fair share of relationships being in this business..” He said “but finally finding someone who understands what it takes to be in this business and all of the sacrifices that it costs and I’ve never been looking for a relationship since being here but now.. I’ve finally found the one person who makes me want to have a relationship, I’ve fallen in love with you and it scares me to death” He said and I walked towards him as I looked up at him “Please jump in at anytime..” He said “Seriously.. If you don’t say something I think I’m gonna throw up” He said and I laughed at him and shook my head
“Shhh” I said leaning up to place my lips on his gently, he hesitated for a second before kissing me back as he hands found their way to my lower back and I pulled away from him to look him in his eyes
“I Love You” I said
“You do?” He asked looking for confirmation in my eyes
“I’ve been wanting to say that for so long but I didn’t know if you felt the same way..” I said with a nod “but now..” I said kissing him once more “I Love You”
“I Love You” He said

Categorising SU Episodes!

I made it a project to rewatch all the Steven Universe episodes and sort them into categories; I thought this could be useful as a reference for people who want to watch a bunch of eps which focus on a certain theme, to study a character, make gifs etc. I’ve put an episode on a list if I feel that it gives an insight into this certain theme or character, for example if a character has a lot of key dialogue. The lists of less frequently seen characters (e.g. Jamie, Opal) contain all episodes in which they appear.

I’ll be updating regularly as episodes go on.

Please reblog if you feel you or your followers could use this post! This was a surprisingly challenging thing to make and I’d really appreciate it!

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Kings of Suburbia

and secret messages…

Stormy Weather

The end of our zone
Undetected, alone

One more wish
One more stop
One last touch
Before we hide and run


Run Run Run

I wonder how your body tastes
Inside of someone else’s place
Pull away your eyes there’s nothing left to heal
I’m alone but I know everything you feel

Tell me how you closed the door
Knowin’ nobody could love you more
Tellin’ all your friends that this love
Was just made for bleedin’
Hung up underwater but still keep on
Tryin’ to breath in

Our lust for fightin’
Tied up in silence

And you waited on the rain
Through tears my heart is caged
And we fall through fate
But we rise and rise again
And I run, run, run, run, run


Love Who Loves You Back

What’s underneath the moon and stars
What’s underneath our clothes we are
Hiding what we wanna share
Take my hand I’ll take you there

There’s a call in the wild
There’s a snake in your bed

And it’s telling you something

Yeah I like it like that
When you’re feeling lonely
Go help yourself
Do whatever you desire


Covered In Gold

I like you simple, I like the way you walk
You liked me simple, you fell for the way I talk
You were making me high, I didn’t know it wasn’t meant to last
I turn the lights down, hearts can fall out of love

Falling in and out of love is a part of us
I keep hanging on to secret promises
You broke me apart, like a shattered glass
Our love is gross but I’m covered in gold, gold, gold, gold
Covered in gold, gold, gold
Covered in gold

But I can’t let you go, put your heart on repeat
Remember love, remember me


Girl Got A Gun

Time that we, have the talk
Are we on, are we off
On the phone, reality
Every word, is killin’ me
Dirty bitch, beautiful
Treat me like, animal
You changing rooms, I never knew
Let me get, over you


Kings Of Suburbia

We are young
With open eyes
Blinded by
The citylights

Lose control
To feel alive

Just another day
In paradise


Diamond Sky
Diamond Sky
You and I
You and I

Have you heard
The silent scream
Boys and girls
Born to be free
Love is our gasoline
Livin’ on this endless dream

Diamond Sky
Diamond Sky
You and I
You and I 

God grant me the serenity
To accept the things I cannot
change

Courage to change the
Things I can and wisdom to
know the difference

We Found Us

Fire in the sky, shadows unite
The world is outside, we hide
Beats fight a war
Close the door, close the door
Searching for the cure on the floor

We found us, us
In this club, club
We found us, us
It hurts but it feels right

Tears falling down
Underground, underground
Following the sound of the crowd
Reflection of the light
In your eyes, in your eyes

We are rising high, tonight!

We don’t care, we don’t care
It hurts but it feels right



Invaded

One night, one scream, one echo
Silence louder than before
One tear of blood on the floor
Cold wind through my broken door

Dead all the pain that we shared,
dead all the glory we had.
It’s over it’s over but I always be
Lost in today in the past,
Lost in the future we had.
It’s over, it’s over but I’ll always be
Invaded by you
, invaded by you.

Home, come home
Home, come home


Louder Than Love

Lightin’ up the map to our escape
I can hear your damaged heart
screamin’ through your eyes
Hush the pain away


Masquerade

To the people
in the new world
Haven’t you heard
Everybody’s got a great life
We’re living in the blur

In time - we hide
in a masquerade of heroes

We’re the people
of the new world

belonging nowhere
Happy New Year
celebrate yourself
We’ll get what we deserve

Dancing In The Dark

Another random night
Try to feel alive
I keep runnin’ on
Away from the sun
Haunted by your shade
A permanent ache
Try to find myself
But the feeling is gone

With every breath I take
I lose my intuition
Drownin’ in teardrops
Fight against the lust
Pictures of the past
The pain comes
Crashing down on me
I remember us
But those feelings are wrong

Snow blows through my mind
It makes you comin’ back to me
Just that one more time
But your feelings are gone

Why can’t you fight about us
Why can’t we fight about us
Why can’t you fight about us
Why can’t we fight about us


We’re innocent creatures
That’s what they want to teach us
Forget to tell you what to do when
All your feelings are gone


The Heart Get No Sleep

You said it’s okay,
I said I’m happy.
Come love me like you love me
Just one more time

And I could set the world on fire,
Just to see you come undone.
I’m falling but it feels like flying,
Into the daylight, into the daylight.

I trip in fantasy,
We’re burning diamonds.
Feel so united,
You hurt like love.


We keep our secrets,
I shoot rockets through the silence.
Touch me like a ritual,
Just take it all - come take it all.

The heart get no sleep
Love me, come love me.
The heart get no sleep,
Love me, like we’ve never been hurt.

Great Day

Yeah my heart is open
and my eyes are swollen
It is way too hard to see
And my head is in clouds
but your voice is too loud
Only cigarrettes to breathe
The sun will follow our way
Can you feel it?
Our shadows disappear
Gone forever

We don’t belong to anyone
All we are has come undone

I’m at someone else’s place
It doesn’t matter
Take the memories away
And I’ll be better
Shoot a rocket to the sky
Think of us and let it fly

Come and let go
Don’t remember
All the days that
were meant to last forever
Come and let go
Don’t remember
All that counts now
Ahead of us forever

Dreaming of this crisp @clubw rosé to take the edge of this New York summer heat! #PineSalonSeries #savewaterdrinkwine 💧🌲|| ✨📷❤️: @andreapatriciaphoto caught me sneaking off with this bottle of the #Sauvetage after our dinner last week. #roséallday

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(from an Israeli magazine, sorry for any grammer mistakes)

Time to say goodbye

After 6 seasons, countless songs and one death that broke everyone’s hearts, Glee ends and we say goodbye in tears.

In the 6 seasons of Glee everything that possible happened - weddings, breakups, coming out of the closet and sudden death.
Now, that the show is about to end, it’s time to sum up the ten unforgettable moments that made the show as it is and left us shocked.

10. Mini glee club
We begin our final countdown with a very funny moment from season 2. The creators of the show decided to go wild and brought to everyone of the glee club “mini me” of their own. The film set filled with sweet little kids that dressed, looked and talked (kinda) like the students of Mckinley high. They were on the show as part of fever illusion of mr. shue.  

9. The characters changes identities
How Chris Colfer looks as Finn? how will Artie’s haircut will look on Naya Rivera?
We’ve got these answers to these questions in a very funny episode in season 3.
As a result of a head hit Tina start to imagine everyone like they’ve changed identities: mr. shue is Sue Sylvester, Puck is Blaine, Tina is Rachel and vice versa.
For the actors it was an opportunity to demonstrate their great impersonations ability, and they did prove themself.

8. Sue says goodbye to her sister
We couldn’t write this list without dedicating at least one moment to Sue Sylvester, the tough coach of the cheerleaders (and later also glee club coach, school principal and the list is long). Sue is usually the bad character who insults everyone, runs over anyone who stand in her way and doesn’t afraid to play dirty.
And yet, we learned to love her.
In the second season we found out that she also knows to show emotions, like the day her sister Jane, that suffered from Down Syndrome, died.
The funeral the student organized was lovely, and we teared up too.
Actually, who are we kidding? we cried like a little girl that her ice cream fell on the floor!

7. Kurt and Blaine finally kiss
From the first moment Blaine showed up in season 2 it was clear that he and Kurt were about to become a perfect couple. They met when Kurt went thru rough time, and Blaine was there for him, encouraging him and supporting him. Kurt fell in love with him on the first second (can we blame him?), but unfortunately it took Blaine more time to realise it. After half season of anticipation, we finally got the longed kiss, and of course the famous line “you move me, Kurt”.
You could say it want pretty good for them, right?

6. Kurt coming out to his dad
It’s weird to recall this, but in the first season Kurt was still deep in the closet in the first episodes. We saw him slowly coming out to his close friends, but one of the people he left to the end was actually his father, Burt.
His coming out was accompanied with a lot of concerns, many teenagers are well familiar this situation.
How did it ends? Burt tells Kurt that he will always love him and melted our hearts!
We got one of the most moving and encouraging scene on Glee, and Burt got the “best TV dad in the world” title.

5. Rachel gets her dream role
During the show we watched Rachel go thru many changes and upheavals, but one thing always stays the same, the fact that she will do everything it takes to make her dream come true, be on Broadway.
We were so happy for her when in season 5 she finally fulfilled her dream and got cast to the role of fanny on “funny girl”.
Not just any role - the last woman who played this role was the one and only Barbra Streisand, Rachel’s idol.
Therefore, after 4 seasons of struggles,failures and crazy ambition, watch Rachel win this role was the proof that if you want something bad enough, everything is possible!

4. The wedding of Brittany and Santana, Kurt and Blaine
During the seasons the creators of the show provided us quite a few exciting weddings - from Finn’s mom and Kurt’s dad wedding, to Will and Emma wedding (the one that ends good, yea?).
They also provided us a lot of weddings promises that didn’t come true (Finn and Rachel, for example).
But there is no doubt that in that subject season 6 wins - two gay couples got married at the same wedding - Brittana and Klaine.
We loved these couples from the beginning and we saw them experiencing many difficulties - breaking up, geting back together and breaking up again.
These is two couples that were told again and again the they won’t last, but they did it big time!

3. Rachel says goodbye to Finn (Cory)
Even though its year and a half away, our heart breaks every time we think about Cory Monteith.
The person that most affected by his death is probably Lea Michele - his on screen partner and in real life.
On the beautiful tribute episode that the creators made in his honor in season 5, Rachel/ Lea was barely on screen, but her short performance of the song “make you feel my love” (that lea picked herself) was the saddest and emotional part of the episode.
For one moment the boundaries between the show and reality disappeared, and we just took part in the sorrow of a young woman who lost her love and we were mourning on a young man who died too soon.

2. Glee wins nationals
Over three years the members of the glee club worked to make it to this moment.
On the way there, they overcome many obstacles, falls and fights that made us think that this moment will never come - but eventually it came, and it was amazing!.
Suddenly in season 3, the glee club kids stopped being rejected and became winners. The amazing songs and Will’s proud face was worth it all!
When you think about this win, everything that happened later doesn’t matter anymore, because we were just happy for this group, that survived everything and proved us that hard work and patience pays off.

1. The first performance of “Don’t stop believing”
In the first place the moment that everything began.
It’s true that since that performance in the first season the club got much more than 5 members, and there were many performances with invested and very impressive outfits and props, and even this song got several versions, but there isn’t a better moment that shows the essence of Glee than this moment.
A group of teenagers that not quite fit, maybe a little outcasts, that don’t even supposed to be friends, without budget or audience - doing what they love, and that all that matter!
If there’s something the show taught us it’s that.

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Surprise! I made a wine w/ the people over at Club W! It’s pretty darn tasty if I do say so myself…

Good news is that all Club W members will be getting a free bottle in their orders this month as my way of saying “THANK YOU ALSO HERE IS A GIFT!”

Bad news is that non-members won’t be able to get bottles. :( Trust me, I fought on this one really hard… in the end they just couldn’t make it work for them…

But good news again! The #WINESTREAM is free to watch and enjoy! AND it’s a little earlier so you UK-folk don’t have to be left out! :D

Anywho, I promise to make a solo bottle one day that everyone can get! In the meantime… if you wanna try it…

http://clubw.com/harto

Love,
Hannah

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