- Jack: *joins country club to get better tee times*
- Bitty, wearing a linen suit: My time has come.
College!AU: Aomine, Midorima, Kasamatsu, Haizaki, and Sakurai are invited to their first ever wild-ass party for the weekend. Drugs everywhere, music blaring, guys passed out on the ceiling, etc. Eventually it gets out of hand and people end up in some crazy shit. What kind of shennanigans are the boys up to? Go crazy.