Modern AU. Sometimes they go out and pretend they don’t know each other. Gently nudges this at @zedsdead1001 Thank you for having such lovely headcanons and for being such a sweetheart. Someone help them, they’re so dorky. Rated M I guess? For dirty dancing… Ao3
He slammed the taxi door and stood on the curb, pausing to let a thrill slither up his spine, prickling at the back of his neck. Throbbing bass spilled out the open door alongside flickering lights that caused the shadows cast by the bouncers to dance across the sidewalk. Two women stumbled out of the club, the shorter of the two pausing to toss her head back and laugh, unselfconscious and bright, bubbling over the noise of the club. The other woman spun her in a circle, dipping to mouth along her neck, trailing a hand down her back, winding the other up into her hair. The little blonde’s fluttering laugh slid low and Levi shivered, pushed his way into the rolling noise of the club that reverberated until it was palpable. His lips pulled back from his teeth, wolfish. He liked the chase.
Sometimes I get sad, but then I remember that Eric Bittle has canonically worn a dress.
(Also, I imagine that the Haus has hosted at least one murder mystery party [well actually, probably only one, if the Settlers of Catan Incident is to be believed].
Anyway, it’s set in a speakeasy and some of the SMH dudes have female characters because watchagunnado. Probably Shitty, Nursey, and Bitty all play women [Lardo has a gender-neutral role: she’s the inspector], but darlin’ Bits goes all out–naturally–and poor Jacques Laurent nearly has an aneurism.
Because of the historical inaccuracies, of course. Yeah…..)