cloude morgan

How to survive the zombie apocalypse (walking dead style)

•never help others - it comes back to bite you in the ass apparently

•AVOID THE FUCKING TRAIN TRACKS

•tell people u love them when u get the chance. srsly.

•forever avoid baseball bats

•don’t fuck around with a pregnant woman. that bitch will end you

•know how the safety works

•stubbornness will get you killed. literally every time, heed my warning

•don’t injure your fucking ankle jesus christ

•never ride on a bus. or leave anything on said bus when it inevitably explodes

•don’t bottle up your feelings pls it makes for a broken heart

•literally don’t fall in love it can never end well

•read up on southern slang - especially phrases such as “uggling bumplies” and “motherdick”

•if u need help in construction work find yo self a trusty red head with a killer mustache

•NEVER MAKE YOUR BOYFRIEND A CUTE NECKLACE BECAUSE HE WILL BETRAY YOUR ASS SOON AS HE GETS HOME

•always tie mullets back in a ponytail for optimum safety

•scare tactic: punch severed heads and rip throats out with ur bare teeth. gets the ladies every time too ;)

•all life is NOT precious

•never get in the way of a woman on a mission. she says shes finding her hubby? You best believe it pal now move aside

•be weary of your surroundings. u never know when an arrow’s gonna sHOOT YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE

•bitch talking shit? ram a samurai sword through their heart. may be some collateral damage but u know.. an eye for an eye…

•always protect your family. unless your son is a twat and your wife is sleeping with your best friend. in which case is it really worth it?

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Around The World In 80 Days: St. Lucia

St Lucia
Photo Credit: (Kerim Hadzi)
Western Sunset
Photo Credit: (Yasha Troubetzkoy)
The Cloud
Photo Credit: (Morgan Earl)

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the signs as characters dove cameron's played
  • Aries: Kayla Morgan (cloud 9)
  • Taurus: Sienna (Malibu County)
  • Gemini: Beth (Cabinet of Souls)
  • Cancer: Maddie Rooney (Liv and Maddie)
  • Leo: Liz Larson (Barely Lethal)
  • Virgo: Liv Rooney (Liv and Maddie)
  • Libra: Charlotte Jane (The Mentalist)
  • Scorpio: Alanna (Bits and Pieces)
  • Capricorn: Mal (Descendants)
  • Sagittarius: Mal (wicked world)
  • Aquarius: Holly (Shameless)
  • Pisces: Bobby ( Austin and Ally)