cloud x barret

anonymous asked:

Cloud/Barret

when or if I started shipping it

…It’s…it’s really hard to figure out when I started shipping it. It started with me seeing comments about Cloud/Barret that seemed joking in a clerith/cloti argument, and people kept referring to it as a joke pairing, and eventually it was like well wait why is the thought of them being a couple so laughable, it could work! I’ve been interested in it for a couple of years, I guess?

my thoughts

Gold Saucer employees were rude not to let them in the play. (Though I can imagine Cloud and Barret starting to hear the “100th couple” announcement and just whipping their heads to stare at the employee like WHAT DID YOU SAY and so the employee hastily decided they must have been mistaken, they really don’t want to get in an argument with these two…)
More serious thoughts– I think what really sealed them as a possibility was Case of Tifa, where it becomes apparent Cloud and Barret are consulting each other about some big stuff without always including Tifa in it; I’m sure mostly because they don’t want to burden Tifa with more worries, but it just made me think they’ve really come to trust and rely on each other. Especially when one of the matters is Barret leaving the bar and putting Marlene in Cloud and Tifa’s care. Though other aspects of this bug me (the fact they decided to have Barret leave in the first place, guh), it tickles my Cloud/Barret shippiness that Cloud knows he’s bad with children but apparently went “okay Barret, if that’s what you need to do” and not “ohhhhh, no, do not make me assume responsibility for YOUR kid so you can stomp around the Planet for an undetermined amount of time”.
Like the whole thing is still a bad decision in my book, but it’s a heartwarming bad decision on Cloud’s end. :|b (I still like to imagine that at some point after AC Cloud talks to Barret and is just like “…Okay. I’ve had a few revelations lately. Passing one on for free: if you haven’t found what you need yet, it’s because you left it at home. Get back here already and tell Marlene you’re staying.” and that’s why we see Barret riding with Tifa in Dirge and all)

what makes me happy about them

Cloud has to, and will, get on his tiptoes to get in Barret’s face. Seriously I just imagine any occasion where Barret’s managed to get Cloud’s goat must be comedy gold for the rest of AVALANCHE.

what makes me sad about them

THE LACK OF FANWORKS.

things done in fic/art that annoy me

Not really common enough to have annoyed me in any way; what does occasionally throw me off is coming across an OGC-based fic that was written so long ago that my basic ff7 assumptions need to checked at the door. (For example, a Cloud/Barret writing challenge that was canon…except “Cloud” wasn’t his real name. Threw me off soooo much.)

things I look for in fic/art

I REALLY CAN’T BE PICKY HERE but I mean part of the fun of it is their different temperaments, so it’s always good to see them butting heads.

who I’d be comfortable with them ending up with, if not each other

Barret would have to be with Tifa, there’s really no one else I can easily picture him with. So Cloud would be with Aerith or Yuffie or chocobo breeding…yes.

my happily ever after for them

One moment: they’re both at Marlene’s school graduation and Cloud’s hissing at Barret to stop bellowing, Marlene saw them already and now everyone else is looking at them too, and Barret’s just like “MY BABY GIRL’S GRADUATING!!” and not listening and Cloud resigns himself to being stared at for now. But he’s still smiling a bit because it is a great day for Marlene, and Barret’s pride and happiness is infectious.

rin-tohsaka asked:

For the send you a character meme: Cloud Strife!

1: sexuality headcanon
Bisexual

2: otp
cloti,clack (cloud x zack)

3: brotp
clack, clerith

4: notp
cloud x sephiroth, cloud x barret, cloud x vincent

5: first headcanon that pops into my head
I know this headcanon is shared in fandom, that he has dreams about Zack and Aerith and they keep him up at night sometimes.

6: favorite line from this character
“ If everything’s a dream, don’t wake me ”

7: one way in which I relate to this character
Hm… that’s pretty tough, I don’t really relate myself to Cloud at all

8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character
he can be dense sometimes

9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?
a bit of both I’d say

youtube

Cloud can’t help falling in love with Barret.

aerithandanderspositive asked:

Cloud x Barret

vomit / don’t ship / ok / cute / adorable / sexy / perfect / beyond flawless /hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell

…this meme needs an “adorably screwed-up” option because a lot of the fun of this pairing is fic where they spend half the time showing affection by punching/insulting/being really idiotic at each other

also I already ship them in the hell that is NO FANWORKS WHERE ARE ALL THE FANWORKS, so