This thing is so long overdue, it’s not even funny. But thanks for being such pals in waiting for it. XD AHHHH!
Summary: Rhys - about to fap to Jack’s statue - ends up getting caught.
“Jack, this- this is embarrassing…”
Rhys squeezed his thighs together, rubbing them back and forth with shameless need. Of all the things for his god to find out about, it just had to be about his peculiar proclivities at the temple courtyard… in the dead of the night.
He did try to find a bit of victory in the fact that Jack wasn’t smiting him via another flaming tornado or by having the earth basked in ash after having caught his dick out before the handsome golden replica, but it did little good to alleviate his current state of rising mortification.
“Embarrassing?” repeated Jack with a disbelieving smirk from where he sat devilishly atop a fallen column.