shit I’ve said and that has been said to me through tumblr IM starters.
“arson should not be a source of arousal!!!!” “everybody wants his booty.” “i now pronounce you the prettiest booty in the court.” “buT I’M YOUR QUEEN” “you can’t fight this face. it’s too pretty.” “be my pretty boy.” “you get that booty and you never let it go.” “so that’s when I figured ‘oh this is my son’s boyfriend’” “That’s pretty cute not gonna lie.” “and just it got really gay really fast.” “a lot of what he said was kinda ominous.” “we’re just all prepared for anything at this point lma o.” “literally every scene they had together I was just like ‘GAAAYYY’” “Y R U THE WAY U R?” “brother why. why are you licking me” “FUCKING END ME” “IM SO WRECKED” “I’m ten chapters in and I’m 100% trash for him.” “seriously like just the smallest things that he does make me legit squeal and scream” “he’s apparently got a thing for dark hairand a royalty kink but we don’t talk about that.” “okay i’ll make out with you.” “you’re just like ‘haha what if’ and then it suddenly becomes ‘oh no.’” “…………..that wasn’t planned.” “you could knock………..or you could join.” “follow ur heart.” “as in the heart in his pants or actual heart” “I mean the fact that he’s bffs with 2 of the finest booties at court probably doesn’t help.” “gayer than gay.” “…are you looking at his butt?” “STOP TALKING.” “no way I’m gay … I just … none of these girls interest me.” “Smooth as gravel, that’s me.” “I can’t even apologize I have no shame.” “I DON’T EVEN WATCH THIS FUCKING SHOW.” “CLOSE UR MOUTH U wHORE DaMN.” “IM ONLY RUNNING ON 4 HOURS OF SLEEP TOO THIS IS NOT WHAT I NEEDED TODAY.” “give me the angst. give me the regret and the pining and the hurt.” “PLUS: it was very selfish.” “I am ready for death.” “That essay, that I stayed up until 4 am to finish, is due next monday.” “I have a thing for pretty boys” “IT PHYSICALLY PAINS ME TO LOOK AT HIM” “ITS LIKE STARING AT THE SUN” “good night! good luck getting the booty!” “YESA THOUSAND TIMES YES.” “et tu?” “he needs a little thirst in his life.” “just embrace your ho life.” “okay no blame will be placed as long as it is recognized that I am the most good looking.” “kissing my brother I see how it is. I thought we had something special.” “wink wonk.” “e x cus e me ??” “a blog called horny-sluts0 just started following me.” “I’m not saying he isn’t kinky, I’m just not saying he has a royalty kink.” “#dO NOT.” “DATING ONE PRINCE DO ES no T MEA N A N Y T H I N G.” “SCREAM WITH ME” “what’s the haps my dudes” “(name) I do not think that 'what’s the haps my dudes’ is a correct way to engage with youths.” “are you trying to put me in a bad mood because it’s working.” “THAT IS NOT HoW ADU LTS DEAL wIT H THEI R I SSUES.” “i shall corrupt this one.” *fixes cleavage* “bet your pretty ass i am.” “I’m gonna fucking punch something.” “i will torture u softly.” “how is walking in front of someone entirely naked cryptic?” “she’s my child now don’t upset my child or i will eat u.” “stop that.” “Is this what a break up feels like?” “i’m irresistible it’s my best character flaw.” “i mean, i am irresistible, we established that.” “i’d rather stick my hand in a scorpion’s nest if it’s all the same.” “where are you going to find a scorpions nest in New York?” “please don’t break into the bug house at the Zoo oh my god.” “fine then, i’ll feed the ducks ALONE. UNPROTECTED. VULNERABLE. ALL BY MY SELF.” “is that why I found jello in my shoes???? you’re buying me new boots.” “little brothers are not secret weapons.” “this is just making me MORE SAD” “THIS IS WHY I HAVE TRUST ISSUES” “I WANTED TO MAKE IT BETTER. I TRIED.” “YOU MADE IT WORSE.” “literally 80% of my decisions are made to spite someone.”
No offense Regina but if it weren’t for the “no good pirate” your son (yknow the one you share True Love with) would have died on Neverland. Or you’d have been erased from time. Or Hades would have killed you.
And that’s not even counting the times he’s saved Snow, David and Emma, the people you ‘care’ about.
So how about u keep ur mouth closed?
🔥🔥I really wanna ask you to do every member but if it's too much do jungkook
everything 4 u 💗
🔥i get a meninist feeling from jin. dont know why. for the rest? chew with ur mouth closed pls babe
🔥yoongis hands look severely uncute but i still love him
🔥hoseok is painfully straight
🔥namjoon isnt a feminist cause he wears skirts guys. you know who wears skirt? kanye. not rlly peak feminism. nams is good but lets not be delulu.
🔥jimin is the definition of a libra slytherin. like he gets angry so fast. dude is scaryy
🔥tae is most likely to do some fuck shit in the nearby future and i know yall will not drop him when it comes out cause he is handsome
🔥jungkook is kinda arrogant in an annoying way
extroverts deadass get on my fuckin nerves just sayin whatever pops in their head?? like shut up??? why are u lettin people know ur thots?? keep ur mouth closed, whats wrong with you! people are gonna think you’re weird!! chill!!!!
TBH I can’t see Morgan getting jealous of other ppl flirting with Reid. honestly I see him doing that scrunchy eyed laugh face at him from across the room, making eye contact and laughing quietly and then later patting him on the back, being all “look at ya pretty boy”, and Reid squeaks and blushes and rubs his own neck and is just overall just so very embarrassed, and Morgan just Loves that a) other people see just how pretty Reid is and b) he gets to tease Reid abt it and also c) he gets to be the one who gets to love him.
it sorta makes him feel giddy. the opposite of insecure.
and like maybe Reids like “does it bother you when people try to flirt with me” and Morgan’s like “nope” and Reids like “oh” and Morgan’s like “yep” and Reids like “oh” and Morgan’s like “close ur mouth” bc u know how he does that open mouthed stare @ Morgan sometimes well anyways . Reid is kinda dubious at first but it sorta clicks eventually.
Morgan loves him very much and doesn’t feel like he needs to prove his ownership or whatever over Reid bc he doesn’t OWN Reid, he’s his own person and Morgan would never think of him like that.
it’s been a while since i’ve drawn something so i decided to draw the pic of my icon which is one of my favourite pics of Ariana!! it turned out not too bad so i decided to share it ah hope yall like it?? ☺️
if someone says “dont comment on this if ur white” and ur white and ur abt to say “im white but-” close ur mouth. close ur laptop. turn off ur cell phone. walk away. dont talk to anyone for at least 2 days until u realize what youve done.