• you: what's the world's worst betrayal
  • me, on the outside: i don't know, cheating maybe
  • me, on the inside: when i open a fic whose summary was in third person but the story is actually in first

I hate it when people criticize me for being in fandoms and being a little bit enthusiastic about them

I mean, dude, you get batshit crazy for a bunch of people running after a ball. Literally. You spend hundreds in shirts and caps and you get into real fights because of it.

Like seriously shut up

When your finger slips and the single chapter, 100,000+ word fic that you’re halfway through scrolls to the top

Originally posted by n-wordbelike

Originally posted by imaginethishoe

Originally posted by slicershanks

Originally posted by thatdecember

Imagine Your OTP

Person A: When we get married, we need to serve mac and cheese because that’s what I want on the happiest day of my life 

Person B: Did you just say “When” ?!?!? 

Person A: Yeaaaaah…. 

Person B: Did you just propose while talking about mac and cheese? 

Person A: Why yes it looks like I did 

Important things I’ve learned from fanfics:

- Pay close attention to the local coffee shop’s barista, chances are they are the love of your life

- Pretending to be in a relationship to make someone jealous will probably work, just maybe not in the way you expect it to

- If you are going to listen to people’s conversations behind doors, LISTEN TO THE WHOLE FREAKING THING

- Make sure the person you are talking in your way to a job interview is not your future boss

- Shower sex is actually possible