cinema au’s nobody asked for
• you’re really pissed becaue i just took the last of your favourite ice-cream flavour but heY YOU’RE REALLY CUTE I DON’T MIND SHARING
• we both accidentally booked seats miles away from our friends and now we have to sit next to each other is it just me or is it getting really hot in here
• if you throw popcorn at my head one more time i’m going to turn around and punch you in the face…very softly…on the mouth…with my mouth…because i have just realised that you are very attractive
• we’re on our first date and we decided to ironically go see some cheesy chick flick but now we’re both crying happy tears at the ending even though we’re trying to hide it so you’re pretty much my soul mate right????
• my friend dragged me off to see a horror movie even though i’m fucking petrified of them and they won’t let me cuddle up to them you might be a complete stranger but my face is now buried into your neck from fear (and hey i really like the way you play with my hair also can i get your number)
• we both just got thrown out for making dick jokes from opposite sides of the cinema and it’s pretty fucking cold outside but you’re shivering so here have my jacket and also my digits
• you just spilled your drink all over me and you offered to trade pants but now that i can see you properly i’d kinda like it if we just had some fun in a bathroom stall while we wait for them to dry