True Pain
  • Fanfic: Last updated 1/16/2009
  • Me: But maybe it will update tomorrow though

“Honestly like, why do writers use cliffhangers to get attention?”

YOU JUST ANSWERED YOUR OWN DAMN QUESTION IF I SPEND TIME WRITING SOMETHING I WANT MY READERS TO BE ENGAGED AND INTERESTED SO OF FuCkING CoUSrE IM GONNA USE A CLIFFHANGER YOU MOLDY BREADSTICK 

  • me, reading fluff: toes curling, biting lower lip, softly whimpering, has to stop every few minutes to scream internally
  • me, reading smut: nothing. literally nothing. could be reading it over sunday breakfast with family

I like powerful men with equally powerful women, who save each other’s asses because that’s their thing and God help anyone who harms their SO. I like the badass motherfucker with the head bitch in charge, taking over their domain like nobody’s business. I love the story of the hero who saves the world and the heroine who saves him. I love the couples who will burn down the world just to protect each other. That is my aesthetic.

Body contact excuses

- person A hugging everyone so they can get to hug person B
- person A lightly pushing around person B/pinching them
- person A running their hands along Bs wrists/sensitive areas because they know they like it
- person A caring exaggeratedly about the roughness/softness of Bs hands
- person A teaching person B basic self defence
- person A using person B as a pillow all the time (B pretends to hate it but they know they like it)
- person A grabbing things from person B all the time
- person A always making sure their knees/elbows are touching when they sit next to B

All of the Best Ships™

Person A: *Is always angry, serious, and/or working, so is always frowning.*
Person B: *Exists.* *Smiles at A.*
Person A: *Smiles and stares for a second* *whispers to themself* Goddammit.
Person C: ????