clint spencer

Clint: They can’t keep being so damn reckless, Nat. If they do, everything we built—
Natasha: Everything you built.
Clint: Stop—
Natasha: No, listen to me, Barton— you keep carrying all this on your shoulders, and it’s gonna screw up your posture. You did it, okay? After Chicago, I thought this was over, but you found this spot, you brought us here. You make it work, and run, every day. Whatever hope these people have, however safe they feel, any normalcy they’re able to carve out— you did that, so maybe stop worrying about your issues with millenials, or water filtration systems, and take a second to let yourself feel good about it, yeah?
Clint: So— you’re saying all that stuff about saving lives—
Natasha: It’s a vaguely attractive quality in a man, sure. Idiot. Now— close your eyes.

So, this happened.

From Secret Empire #1 by Nick Spencer and Steve McNiven.

Me? Bitter? Why, I love when my favourite characters act as if they were amnesiac and their behaviour lacks any coherence

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Around The World In 80 Days: United States Of America, Arkansas

Tornado And Lightning
Photo Credit: (Clint Spencer)
Falling Waters Waterfall
Photo Credit: (Tammy Chesney)
Fall Bridge
Photo Credit: (Craig Curlee)

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Prompt List!

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1.    “I’m pregnant” 

2.    “Can I borrow your shirt?”

3.    “Just once”

4.    “Promise me you’ll stay.”

5.    “I thought you were dead”

6.    “I believe in you”

7.    “It could be worse”

8.    “It’s not what it looks like”

9.    “I swear”

10.  “You shouldn’t kiss me like this”

11.  “Hey! I was gonna eat that!”

12. “If the shoe fits, wear it”

13. “Strip”

14. “Why is there so much blood?”

15.  “Where are we?”

16.  “Dance with me?”

17. “I got you a present”

18. “Please, just go…”

19.  “Please, don’t go…”

20.  “Don’t be mad, but…”

21. “You WHAT?”

22.  “Is there a reason you’re naked in my bed?”

23.  “You gonna kiss me or what?”

24.  “Kiss me”

25.  “It’s 3am, what do you want?”

26.  “You’re the only one for me, and I hate it.”

27.  “I love you”

28.  “Well this awkward…”

29.  “If you die, I’m gonna kill you”

30.  “Have I entered an alternate universe or did you just crack a smile at me?”

31.  “We were in love…”

32.  “No one needs to know…”

33.  “Boo”

34.  “Teach me?”

35.  “You came back?”

36.  “You’re a what?”

37.  “Tell me something I don’t already know.”

38.  “Dance for me?”

39.  “My name?”

40. He wasn’t as tough as they all thought. And she knew it

41. “She never misses, she never quits, and never loses. If you’re alive, it’s because she wants you alive.”

42. “Amazing, isn’t it?”

43. “She’s missing, not dead.”

44. “No! I’m tired of doing what you say!”

45. "You are cordially invited to go fuck yourself.”

46. "Just shut up and listen to me!”

47. “I know!”

48. “It just…hurts.”

49. “Where the hell have you been?”

50. “Happy ever after? Please.”

51. “You shot me?!”

Laura made a noise of glee and darted up the porch steps before Clint had even locked the car, moving faster than she had since Nathaniel’d been born.

“Eliot Spencer, are you making me pierniki?”

“Anything for you, duchess, you know that.” The slow drawling voice was clear through the open kitchen window; Clint stepped over the asters and columbine and hauled himself up on the water butt, placed there for easy escapes. (There were fourteen separate routes out of the house for him and Laura and the kids, and seven more where he was an acceptable loss.)

”You flirting with my wife again, Spencer?”

“Pretty girl like that, can you blame me?” Eliot looked at home in their kitchen in a way Clint wasn’t sure he’d ever quite manage, leaning back against the table with his ankles crossed, blue plaid shirt sleeves folded up to the elbow and forearms covered in flour. His mouth was turned up in the soft smile that it’d taken Clint a couple years of working together to see, that had come out a hell of a lot more often once Clint had introduced the guy to his kids.

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  • Me: *makes person sit down*
  • Me: look here you fucking rotten potato
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1.    “Please forgive me, but I actually thought you cared”

2.    “Go to hell”

3.    “Fuck You”

4.    “Fuck off”

5.    “Fuck me”

6.    “Fuck”

7.    “I’m so happy I could kiss you”

8.    “What do you want for dinner?”

9.    “Forever?” … “Forever!”

10. “Sorry I’m late”

11. “God, I hate you”

12. “I love you”

13. “I’m so sorry…”

14. “Is this decaf?”

15. “You’re killing me”

16. “Why me?”

17. “Stop it!”

18. ‘Don’t you dare!”

19. “I swear I can see the devil in your eyes”

20. “Truth or Dare?’

21. “Do you trust me?” … “Always”

22. “Don’t you trust me?”

23. “What? Didn’t see that coming?”

24. “Where are you?”

25. “Please come home safe…”

26. “I can’t lose you”

27. “Not again…”

28. “I love you”

29. “Talk dirty to me”

30. “Take it out on me…”

31. “What happened?”

32. “Have you been crying?”

33. “I always know”

34. “It’s midnight, what do you want?”

35. “Kiss me”

36. “Why?”

37. “Call me”

38. “Son of a bitch”

39. “How are you?”

40. “It’s been years, how are you?”

41. “Where have you been?”

42. “She/he will come back”

43. “I swear”

44. “You don’t need to be demanding”

45. “I need a strong drink and some pain killers”

46. “This is the end, isn’t it?”

47. “Go to hell”

48. “Baby..”

49. “I miss you”

50. “See you at home”

51. “You, me, bed now”

52. “That’s Greek to me”

53. “Care to explain?”

54. “You’re so cute”

55. “You’re adorable”

56. “Can we please_____”

57. “For the love of god”

58. “We can never catch a break can we?”

59. “Now, where’s the fun in that?”

60. “Do me a favour? Stand back.”

61. “Stand down”

62. “Hold me”

63. “I guess that make’s us sinners, huh?”

64. “You better hope my mom doesn’t find out”

65. “(Characters/Actor)/Name!” I.E. ~ “BUCKY BARNES!”

66. “Where are we?”

67. “Did you even look at a map?”

68. “Cry me a river.”

69. “Hallelujah”

70. “Is that blood?”

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