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my thoughts watching “My Struggle” (haphazard as they are)
  1. ITS X FILES THEME MUSIC
  2. Why the HELL did Scully continue to work at that bible thumping hospital
  3. Kimmel! (Thanks again, buddy)
  4. OMG they are in contact. Like, “This is what I’m youtubing” contact
  5. Seriously, why the HELL doesn’t Mulder have a car 
  6. “Because, why not” *Tad pulls out champagne* - WOW… I actually LIKE Tad, he is me. 
  7. “I only want to believe” “That book is closed”… keep talking, Chester Cheetah
  8. “For better or worse”- #wifegate *see my 6th grade drawing*
  9. Sveta’s stomach… tryphophobia (click if you dare) 
  10. HE SAYS DANA
  11. Every time they play this Ford Explorer commercial, the lady looks like she’s about to be abducted
  12. Scully draws blood like a boss
  13. Pine bluff mulder torture with a sack over his head *protect that pinky finger*
  14. OMG where did they get a Naboo fighter ship 
  15. Shit, it has a cloking device too?
  16. Mulder is adorable 
  17. Thats the biggest blood-draw tube I’ve ever seen, and I work in an ICU
  18. Why is there blood on Scully’s neck (mom asks this one too) 
  19. Scully is wearing Greys Anatomy brand scrubs (I have these too, yay)
  20. Seriously, why doesn’t Mulder have a car!?
  21. Mulder, the x-files are probably uploaded to the internet like the rest of the world 
  22. Awe, Mulder has Skinners number already
  23. Tad must be trying to win my dad’s affection with his crazy gun beliefs… Oh Tad
  24. Nurses have names, Scully (and its usually not ‘nurse’) 
  25. Scully “You know what you’re doing” after seeing Seveta at Mulder’s is typical Chris Carter woman v. woman jealousy. Screw that 
  26. Oh Chris, we get it, post 9/11 bla bla bla 
  27. Go ahead…tap my phone government- all you’ll see is me calling the local sushi joint and look up Xfiles on tumblr
  28. “It will start on a Friday” (FTF “It will happen on a holiday”)
  29. “She has no evidence of alien DNA”… OH I hope Scully used her own blood as a control KNOWING she DOES have alien DNA…
  30. Seriously, whats with the blood on her neck? Its an OR, not a massacre
  31. FUCK HER UP AGAINST THE CAR
  32. “we have a child together” There ya go, shippers, throw ya a bone!
  33. SHE DID USE HER BLOOD AS A CONTROL
  34. GROUP CHAT WITH SKINNER
  35. Sveta’s about to lose 9 minutes
  36. Nope she gets blown up
  37. I SWEAR TO GOD IF MULDER OR SCULLY GETS ABDUCTED/BLOWN UP IN THE FINALE
  38. SUPER EXCITED to see how they justify bringing this ass hole back
  39. My mom just said he looks like the Emperor from Star Wars haha
  40. IS THE LADY ON THE PORCH WILLIAM’S ADOPTED MOM?

OVERALL I LIKED IT BECAUSE ITS BAAACK!