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When I click on a link for a recipe I do not wish to read five thousand words about your life and the lovely time you had at the farmer’s market and your childhood memories I just want the fucking recipe just give me the fucking recipe

For many decades, my father used to walk across town to do his food shopping on Second Avenue. He often shopped at a Gristede’s around the corner from Miss Hepburn’s town house on East 49th Street.

One day he suddenly came face to face with Miss Hepburn, who was also picking up groceries. He acknowledged her with a nod, and she responded in kind. He began thinking of her as a neighbor.

In 1983, my senior year at Bryn Mawr, Miss Hepburn’s alma mater, I was frustrated and was doing poorly, and at Christmas break, I decided to quit. I had the romantic notion of running away to Scotland to write screenplays. My father was frantic. My mother had died two years before, leaving him with all the responsibility for his headstrong daughter.

He knew that Miss Hepburn had gone through her own struggles at Bryn Mawr, so he wrote her a letter asking her to intervene. “She’s a great admirer of yours, and perhaps she’ll listen to you,” he wrote. On the way to the grocery store, he dropped the letter in her mail slot.

At 7:30 the next morning, the phone woke me up. I answered it and heard that famous voice, crackling with command. “Is this the young woman who wants to quit Bryn Mawr?” I said it was. “What a damn stupid thing to do!” she snapped. She went on to give me a lively lecture, the gist of which was that I had to finish my studies and get my degree, and after that I could do what I wanted to do. There was no arguing with her imperiousness. Then she said she wanted to meet us for tea.

The day of our appointment was gray and wintry. Walking the long blocks to Turtle Bay, my father and I didn’t speak much. It felt as if we were about to meet the Queen.

Miss Hepburn greeted us warmly. With casual hauteur, she provided us with tea and some of her famous brownies. Though she was in her 70’s, she had a youthful look, enhanced by her girlish clothes: a turtleneck, a black cardigan and shabby khaki-green pants.

We talked about many things, including Bryn Mawr. She said that she was miserable there and still had nightmares about it, but she was glad she went. At the end of the afternoon she told me, in a rather grim tone, “You’re smart.” It was a compliment, but also an admonition not to be foolish in the future.

My father was invited to visit her a few times after that. Once, he had heard that she was recovering from a serious car accident, and he stopped by to drop off a package of homemade brownies and a get-well note. To his surprise, he was ushered in and invited into her boudoir, where she greeted him in her nightgown. She sampled his brownies.

“Too much flour!” she declared. She then rattled off her own recipe, which he hastily wrote down. “And don’t overbake them! They should be moist, not cakey!”

I’ll always be grateful to Miss Hepburn for making me stick it out at Bryn Mawr and for giving me these rules to live by: 1. Never quit. 2. Be yourself. 3. Don’t put too much flour in your brownies.

Recipe: Complete Breakfast

Description: You’ll feel ready to take on the world!

Game ingredients: Fried Egg, Milk, Hashbrowns, Pancakes

This recipe restores 200 energy and 80 health. It also gives a +2 Farming bonus and +50 Max Energy. It can be obtained from the Cooking Channel and sells for 350g. 

Difficulty: Medium, 1 hour. Serves 2.

This recipe is a combination of three other recipes. Click through for the links to the following:

Fried Egg

Hashbrowns

Pancakes

In order to serve the food while it’s all still hot, this requires a bit of multitasking. 

Start off by making the pancake batter. Set it off to the side while making the hashbrown mixture. Once it’s ready, form it into patties and cook in a frying pan with oil, as instructed in the recipe. Hashbrowns take a little while to cook, but you can always turn the heat down to slow cook them and give yourself more time if need be. 

Heat the grill for the pancakes. Once that’s ready, brush or spray with a bit of oil to prevent sticking, and then pour the batter on into the desired sizes for your pancakes. Be sure to check back and forth between the hashbrowns and the pancakes, flipping them when needed. Keep in mind that pancakes won’t take quite as long to cook. 

Wait til either the batch of pancakes or the batch of hashbrowns are complete before doing the fried egg(s) (unless you’re better at multitasking than I am). Cook the egg(s) in a small frying pan, and then transfer everything to plates. 

You can garnish with sliced fruit and serve with milk, juice, coffee, and/or tea. The game ingredients call for milk, so I served with that. 

It’s very filling and satisfying. Instead of maple syrup, I used some rosehip and apple syrup that I bought from the farmer’s market. 

-SVR

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anonymous asked:

I clicked on the link to the recipe you used to convert Mia to Pellets and veggies but it said the page wasn't found. I changed the Web adress to flock-talk rather than Pacific parrotlet and it came up with a few pictures and some text starting with 'I made a whole bunch of balls!' And then listing ingredients. I wasn't sure if this was actually the recipe you used to convert her or just something you made for the birds one day. Thanks x

Yeah that’s the one, I’m still finding links from when the URL was thepacificparrotlet, it’s taking a ton of time to get it all changed over. Thanks for letting me know, I’ll go correct the link back to flock-talk once I’m off work

Food Magic: Pagan Recipes for the Dark Half of the Year


It’s here.

It’s done.

And Amazon finally put it up. I did have to shift the title from Kitchen Witchery to Food Magic and apparently Amazon’s spell checker doesn’t know what a boline is…but that’s perfectly alright.

Thank you everyone, for everything. I dedicated this book to each and every single one of my followers. You have all been amazing. I also fixed it so that people in Japan, Brazil, Mexico, and Italy can now purchase my book as well.

The best way to find my book is to just copy and paste the title: Food Magic Pagan Recipes for the Dark Half of the Year into Amazon’s search bar. That will make sure that you get the right sight for your location. It also looks good for amazon’s search algorithm,

But if you are feeling super lazy click the link right here.

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This one is called, “SEX ON MY BIRTHDAY!” It’s fucking amazing! Click on the link in my bio to watch us make this tasty drink on youtube. Featuring: @nikkilimo @skyyjohn Created by: @ljsguitar33


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​​It’s the perfect mix of whiskey and fun…THE GREEN DESTINY. Click on the link in my bio to watch us make this! Featuring: @Loveebonique @skyyjohn Created by: @morenabar1996




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My sous chef

Watching Chopped with my five year old- one chef making meatballs out of burrito meat. Five year old notes that we’ve never cooked meatballs. Told him that sounded fun; we could find a recipe and add that to next week’s dinner plans.

He grabs my phone, asks Siri for a spaghetti and meatballs recipe, clicks a link Siri found on the web, starts a Rachael Ray video, and hands my phone back. Five. He’s five. My first real glimpse of how different his world and learning will be from mine. Holy cannoli.

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A shot based on the hit movie DEAD POOL! Click on the link in my bio to watch us make this one!

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Inner Kidz Autumn Activity Box - for 'adults' who are little at heart!
This box contains all kinds of enjoyable things for adults who enjoy age regression for therapeutic reasons or just good old childish fun.

So, I got around to making those Kidz Goody Boxes I mentioned before! This is the Autumn box and it will be sold from September 15th - November 25th, only in the UK (next week I’ll release the Halloween box, available in the USA as well, if this one does well!)

Without spoiling too much, this box features:

  • 2x kidz autumn craft activities with instructions
  • candy!
  • a children’s book
  • stickers!
  • 3x fun fall recipes!
  • 3x Original coloring sheets (drawn by me!)
  • a Special seasonal gift!
  • a letter for the readers
  • other fun kiddy activities
  • Mod Azzy’s guide to having fun safely at a bonfire!
  • Minibeast Investigation sheet + magnifying glass
  • Autumn Scavenger Hunt sheets
  • marshmallows and toasting sticks
  • several other sheets of autumn activities and kidzspace writing!

The boxes cost £20 + postage (£4)! Click the link to see!! :)

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DEEZ NUTS FOR PRESIDENT FISHBOWL! Once Deez Nuts entered the presidential race we knew we had to create a drink for him. Click on the link in my bio and watch us make it. Featuring: @brittanydanyelle0 @skyyjohn

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Raspberry Mojito in a Bottle! Click on the link in my bio to watch us make this one. Created by: @pookie_90sbaby Featuring: @skyyjohn @officialraya

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There’s been a ton of new vegan food blogs following me that seem sort of like spam blogs, i’m not sure if they are, but the captions they write (after they remove mine) are pretty similar…

Please don’t remove my captions - that’s the point of this blog, sharing recipes. I know I link the source through the photo as well, but on mobile people can’t click that. Plus the people who post these recipes for us to drool over deserve the credit. So it’s actually super obnoxious. You can still obviously write whatever you want under mine, but removing the whole thing is kinda gross..this isn’t just a picture blog, the captions are there for a reason.

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Cookie Shot Glasses with a Spiked Milk Punch! It’s easy to make to super tasty. Click on the link in my bio to watch us make this one. Featuring: @skyyjohn @kitchykitchen



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