cliche title is cliche

Not So Shore

A ‘Mortals Meet Percabeth’ fic, with a twist!!
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“Hey, Kelly?”

Kelly looked up from her biology textbook, blinking at her best friend Olivia, who was definitely not doing the chapter review questions they’d been assigned. “What?”

“Do you think there’s something weird about Percy Jackson?” Olivia asked.

Kelly followed her to gaze to where Percy was sitting at the back of the room, leaning back in his chair. He wasn’t doing the review questions, either - instead, he was staring into the fish tank behind his desk. Kelly couldn’t see his face, but his dark hair was ruffled up and he was wearing his AHS hoodie with ‘Jackson’ emblazoned across the back of it.

“What do you mean, weird?” she asked, turning back around to Olivia.

Olivia shrugged. “I mean, just… there’s something strange about him.”

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puppy nerds + seeing the best in their criminal boyfriends

The Liveshow Blow

Description: Phil’s not sure why he decided to let Dan suck him off in the middle of his liveshow; maybe he just wanted to do something risky for once. But when he can’t control his own mouth, he has no choice but to come clean. 

Genre: A bit of smut, a bit of fluff, and a bit of crack, probably. 

Word Count: 870

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“My feet are killing me,” Magnus said, leaning further into Alec as they walked side by side through the park, heading home after a long and unexpected fight with some demons. “These boots were not made for kicking demons in the face.”

Alec wrapped an arm around his boyfriend’s waist and let a smile spread across his face. The attack had actually been a rush, a welcome change after weeks of paperwork. Between Valentine’s death and the investigations that were still happening since the Clave caught word of Malachi’s betrayal, he had been stuck behind his desk most days. He had missed the thrill of fighting, and even more, the pride that accompanied winning.

“How do you manage to keep all of the ichor off of you? I’m practically soaked in it,” Alec complained, looking down at his clothes with a frown. He had actually tried to look decent that night, partly because he was still secretly trying to make up for everything that had gone wrong between him and Magnus, and partly because he wanted to see the look on his boyfriend’s face. The whole thing hadn’t been for naught, seeing as Magnus’ jaw dropped the second he opened the door, but now the outfit was ruined, covered in blood and slime and other unappealing substances.

“Darling, I’m centuries old. You think I would have made it this long if I hadn’t come up with a way to keep nasty fluids off of my outfits?” Magnus seemed genuinely offended that Alec would think otherwise, and Alec shook his head fondly.

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Show Me Your Teeth - Chapter 1 - leveragehunters (Monkeygreen) - Captain America (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
By Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 4/4
Fandom: Captain America (Movies)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: James “Bucky” Barnes/Steve Rogers
Characters: Steve Rogers, James “Bucky” Barnes
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern: No Powers, Alternate Universe - Vampire, Post-Serum Steve Rogers, Vampire Bucky Barnes, This is probably not what you’re expecting from a vampire AU, Fluff, Self-indulgent fluff, Light-Hearted, Artist Steve Rogers, Minor Violence, like just all the cliches, unapologetic repurposing of canon lines, oh yeah, (Ch 2 may be a bit sad), minor canonical character death

Things you’re supposed to be if you’re a vampire: a terrifying, mysterious creature of the night.

Things you’re not supposed to be: leading a tiny, stubborn child home because you found him all alone in a park and you can’t just leave him there.

Things that aren’t supposed to happen if you’re a vampire: running into the same child—except the years are passing and he’s growing up—over and over again.

Other things that aren’t supposed to happen: Steve Rogers remembering who you are even after you’ve fogged his mind so he forgets. But Bucky should have known from the moment he met Steve that he wouldn’t be able to make Steve do anything he didn’t want to—including making Steve forget him.

Now Bucky just had to figure out how Steve had remembered him…and why he was so happy about it.

[AFF] Because Sometimes Cliches Can Start Out Completely Wrong

Title: Because Sometimes Cliches Can Start Out Completely Wrong
Author: Dubulging
Pairing: Kyungsoo/Jongin
Status: Complete
Length: Oneshot
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Romance, Smut, Dancer!AU

Summary: Kyungsoo remembers the first time he saw Jongin, his breath didn’t catch. He didn’t smile shyly, his words didn’t stutter, and his hands most definitely did not shake. So why is it, that a few weeks after getting to know this boy, his words do stutter, his hands do shake, and he finds Jongin to be a walking masterpiece. 

Reasons Why You Submitted: Short and sweet and hotttt

Brown Eyed Girl

He was sure he’d seen her before. Though, he couldn’t say for certain. It wasn’t like Richard Castle to forget long legs, a nice ass, and- God was the dress short?

He inhaled deeply. Focus. Perhaps it was at the bar he frequented, or rather bars. It’d been awhile since he only kept himself local to one, especially with how business went and when his personal assets varied in location. A writer’s job had never been done. 

Yet, despite the loud music popping, the younger couples with newly found freedoms grinding and dancing on the floor, his eyes were still set on her. Icy orbs raking over her body, he opted to make his way over to her with an order to the bartender of whatever she’d been drinking for that night.

“You know, I could have sworn I’ve seen you somewhere else,” he hummed out. “Mind if I buy you a drink, and we can get better acquainted,” he grinned at her. Hopefully she wouldn’t tell him no, rejection something he never had to really deal with before. 

“The name is Castle, by the way. Rick Castle,” he smiled.

He knew, though, that she must have known him. He just wished he could remember where he’d seen those hazel orbs before. 


arryn can sing

barb can sing too

now hi can we please have a bumbleby duet like a musical episode with some cliche i wont say i’m inlove (and gay) shit now

My Heart Will Go On

15 April, 1912

There was that look again that one she didn’t like. Beryl always used it on her when she wanted to know something more that wasn’t really her business, when she regarded her with suspicion. Elsie stared back at her friend, taking another biscuit off of the counter where they were cooling. She knew what the other woman was thinking, she’d been partaking a bit too much as of late, but with Charlie gone (on the Titanic, accompanying Lady Mary to America) her workload had doubled if not tripled. She was tired, stressed and most of all she missed him. 

Nothing felt the same without him and somehow his absence made her all too aware not only of how much she loved him, but also, of this deep emptiness she felt inside when he was not there to share their life. She was sad and weepy without him around and it unsettled her: it was so unlike her. 

Elsie stared back at Mrs. Patmore, beginning to munch on the biscuit, looking back as if she were daring her. She supposed, given the circumstances, that having a little extra food was fine and none of the cook’s business. What Elsie didn’t realize yet was that she was snacking all the time. Beryl wanted to talk to her about it. The cook opened her mouth to speak, but then Thomas came down, informing Elsie that Lady Grantham needed to speak with her urgently. It could not wait. 

Troublemaker (Hyunseung)

You wanted to stand up and scream. You wanted to run around the set and throw a tantrum. Even though this rage was running through your veins you sat quietly as Hyunseung and Hyuna performed Troublemaker. You weren’t mad at Hyuna like everyone assumed you were. You were mad at anything specifically. Watching your boyfriend dance so closely to another woman just bothered you. It would have been weird if it didn’t. The song ended and they both returned to their seats on either side of you. It’s like the Gods were testing you.

“We have a little love triangle here today.” The MC laughs and the camera zooms in on you. “How are you feeling? It must be hard to watch your boyfriend dance so intimately with someone else." 

"I feel fine. This is our job and their relationship is purely work.”

“What an understanding girlfriend.” You smile and the show continues. You glaze over the questions directed at you. and when the show finally ends you are the first one to leave the set. Hyuna chases after you and catches you backstage.

“Please don’t be mad." 

"I’m not mad at anyone. I’m used to this. It’s work.”

“Don’t lie to me.” You groan and hug her. She pats your head and laughs. “It’s only natural to be annoyed. Oh, I heard that they still need a special stage for Inkigayo tomorrow. I wonder what they’re going to do about it. They’d probably let any performance slide." 


“What are you two talking about?” Hyunseung asks, just now leaving the set. She looks at you mischievously, winks, and shrugs as though she knows nothing.

“Be careful on your way there,” she waves.

“Mm~ Bye unnie.” You glare at Hyungseung and leave quickly.

“What’s with her?”

Hyuna laughs, “you don’t know women at all." 

You returned home after taking care of a few things. You were surprised when you saw Hyunseung lying in your bed. 

"Hey,” Hyunseung smiles at you. “You don’t mind if I stay over tonight, right?" 


“Where did you go? You didn’t have anymore schedules after you left.”

“I had some stuff to do." 

"Oh. Come here.” He holds his arms out for you and you climb into bed beside him. “How was your day?" 

"I have a heavy schedule tomorrow so–" 

"Oh, I understand.” Truthfully, he was disappointed. What Hyuna said to him had been running through his mind all day. He didn’t understand women? He thought he understood you perfectly.  

“You might want to go back to the dorm. I’m not going to be much fun." 

"No, I came over to see you. I’ll stay.” You nod and get ready for bed. When you woke up the next morning Hyunseung was staring at you. You hardly slept because you spent the night not letting him cuddle. He didn’t understand. “Are you leaving already?”


"You going to be at Inkigayo tonight?" 


"I’ll see you tonight then.” You smile a little then head out the door.

Your day flew by and you were backstage getting ready for your performance. Beast had just finished their first song and went to their dressing room. The other members were taking power naps or playing games, but Doojoon was busy changing in the corner. 

“What are you doing? We still have another song later.” Hyunseung walks up to Doojoon as he got his hair fixed.

“Oh, didn’t Shortie tell you?" 

"She didn’t.” The PD interrupts them and rushes Doojoon out of the room. Hyunseung sits down on the couch and watches the other idols on the TV. He hears the unmistakable sound of his song with Hyuna. Now? Who was performing it? He sees Doojoon step out on stage, holding your hand and he begins to throw a fit, waking up the sleeping members. “She can’t! No! I forbid it! Letting Doojoon touch her is out of the question! How can I stop this performance? Who allowed this? Why is it with Doojoon? Hey! Guys!" 

"You do the same thing with Hyuna,” Dongwoon mutters. “Sometimes, you’re a blockhead.” Hyunseung sits down beside Dongwoon and watches the rest of the performance quietly.

That night when you returned home you were greeted by Hyunseung in your bed once again.

“I saw your performance." 

"Well, they needed one and I wanted to help out. That’s all I could think of,” you say cheekily. He gets out of bed and wraps his arms around your waist.

“Bullshit.” You smile brightly and laugh. “I think I get it now. But I can’t do anything if the company keeps promoting us." 

"I know that, but I’m glad you know how I feel now.”

“It’s like hell.”

“I heard the CEO was really impressed though, he might start a new duo with me and Doojoon." 

"Over my dead body. That’s going to be your last special stage ever, you little troublemaker.”


Cliche title is so cliche I could slap myself. This might have the most cameo appearances of all my scenarios.