clever-bastards

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GUYS! oh my god! ! ◉_◉

It’s true! Jack is replaced!

Anti is in charge 

Jack try to fight back! 


1 Anti for the first time was trying to escape. 

2 He was strong enought to not be fight right away

3 jack was blurred and slowly lose control

4 we couldn’t tell the difference, but ANTI win the fight

after a few months we have this 

5 jack is defeated, not dead! just unconscious. 

6 Anti. Of course. Is he getting stronger or weaker? Marks almost the same as Jack have. Blood using from his eyelids.

7 Jack is broken? No. He try broke babrier? Yes. He is awaken, all marks are cured. Light is bright like rising sun.

8 Jack is trying to fight back! He is trying to come back!

You can do it! 

(Jack you clever bastard, you!) 

asdfhkahladfhkl… but rose hair tho

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So for my school’s senior prank, they took down the portrait of the school founder and replaced it with a freaking blown up picture of NICHOLAS CAGE. I AM GOING TO CRY IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL. They also left notes around the school with clues about where they hid the original portrait. Congrats  Class of ‘13, you have my respect. 

Each Mars Sign When Upset
  • Mars in Aries: They will get angry for a short time and scream at you. Don’t worry, their bark is waaaaayyyyyy worse than their bite.
  • Mars in Taurus: It’ll take awhile to get these people truly upset. Yeah, don’t get these people truly upset. This is one of the two Mars placements that I actually fear, they’re so determined. You have been warned!!!!!
  • Mars in Gemini: These people like to weaponize words. They’ll probably just talk your ears off, to be honest.
  • Mars in Cancer: They will make you feel like the most gargantuan piece of shit to have ever existed. Do you know why? Because they look at you with their tears and their sad ass eyes and destroy you with guilt. Clever little bastards!
  • Mars in Leo: Drama queens!!!!!!!!!! They’ll probably throw an attention-seeking tantrum and then pout about life for awhile.
  • Mars in Virgo: They will analyze you and tear you apart. I feel like almost any Virgo placement is capable of this, but we’re talking about Mars right now.
  • Mars in Libra: They will get self-righteous as all hell. I find it funny that these people pride themselves on being logical, yet they defend themselves with passion more than anything remotely logical. Also, they’re suuuuuuuper passive-aggressive.
  • Mars in Scorpio: This is the other Mars placement that I fear. Why, you ask? Because they’re scary. They’re usually good at hiding what’s going on. Seriously, they could be having a mental breakdown, but look totally calm. If you piss them off, they’ll more or less be plotting your demise and they will destroy you slowly and mercilessly. They will NEVER forget what you did, asshole!!!!!!! 
  • Mars in Sagittarius: They’ll probably just tell you to shut up and call you jealous, no big deal.
  • Mars in Capricorn: These people have no time for your bullshit. Bye.
  • Mars in Aquarius: They will try to make you feel intellectually inferior.
  • Mars in Pisces: They’ll probably cry and be really moody.
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Sometimes I just think Scout is very stupid to know about his own feelings so, when Medic tries to tell him for the first time that he want a “formal relationship” with Scout, he just freaks out and tells him no~

Medic ask for help to Heavy~ And they tried this. Scout is just a dork, please don’t judge him because he’s a mess with his feelings <‘3 (?)


I miss my OTP so much and this is so shitty but I really need them because they made me so happy <//3 ;_;

oh my god

“I lay in dark and dreaming sleep, while countless wars and ages past. I woke, still weak, a year before I joined you.
My people fell for what I did, to strike the Evanuris down, but still some hope remains for restoration.”


I heard there was a secret chord, that David played and it pleased the Lord, but you don’t really care for music, do you?
It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth, the minor fall, the major lift, the baffled king composing Hallelujah.

I was just catching up on “The Great Indoors” with Joe McHale and Stephen and Fry. And in episode 10 there’s a scene between the two in which Roland (that’s Stephen’s character) gets out a cage with a penguin and says “You better do it or Oswald here gets it.”

You clever little bastards! I know what you did there and I love you for it!

Does anyone else have a child with extraordinary bad taste in candy?

Took Lachlan to the movies today and told him he could pick out candy. Out of all the good candy on the list, Reese’s pieces, snow caps, sour patch kids, skittles, this little kid with zero taste picks out dots. Mother fucking dots. I shut that down real quick and told him to pick again.
He picked out twizzlers when I suddenly realized, he doesn’t have bad taste in candy. He is a clever bastard who doesn’t want to share and is currently reaping the benefits of hoarding all the sugar to himself.