clever tom

problematic fave yet again

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  • ALTERNATIVE TITLE: THE ONE WITH THE BLUE SCARF
  • : :
  • *outside Speedy's*
  • Molly: *approaching Mary* What's going on?
  • Mary: *grins* I found the father of your baby.
  • Molly: *wide-eyed* What? How...how do you even know who the father is?
  • Mary: *digging in her purse* I believe this belongs to the father of your baby *removes the scarf*
  • Molly: *groans* Oh God...he’s in there right now?
  • Mary: Yup.
  • Molly: *sighs* Let's get this over with.
  • Molly & Mary: *enter Speedy's*
  • Tom: *waving* Hi, Molls.
  • Molly: ...
  • Tom: *looking between them* So, what’s up?
  • Mary: *nudging her forwards* Well, Molly has something that she wants to tell you *gestures the scarf* while we're on the subject, I believe that this is your scarf.
  • Tom: No... *unzips his coat* this is my scarf.
  • Mary: ...
  • Mary: *looks at the scarf in her hand* Ah. Could I get anyone a coffee or...poison? No? Just for me? Okay *hurries off*
  • Tom: *concerned* What’s going on?
  • Molly: *sits opposite him* Nothing. Mary just... sort of made a mistake.
  • Tom: *smiles* I’m pleased Mary called. I know we broke up because you thought we weren't compatible. I was thinking...does that matter?
  • Molly: *hesitates* Tom...
  • Tom: We were perfect together *holds her hand*
  • Molly: I’m pregnant.
  • Tom: Oh. *drops her hand*
  • Tom: ...
  • Molly: ...
  • Molly: You can go.
  • Tom: Thank you *runs off*
  • LATER
  • *John & Mary's*
  • Sherlock: *staring at the baby*
  • John & Mary: *enter the flat*
  • Mary: *smiles* Hi. How was she?
  • Sherlock: *shrugs* Fine.
  • John: *lifts his daughter* There's my girl. Were you good for your Uncle?
  • Sherlock: *sighs*
  • Mary: *smirks* You love her really. You're a natural.
  • Sherlock: *rolls his eyes* I'm going to have to get used to it.
  • John: *nods* Yes, you are.
  • Sherlock: *winds the scarf around his neck; smiles a little*
  • Mary: *looks up; points* That's your scarf?
  • Sherlock: *frowns* Yeeeeeees.
  • Mary: ...
  • Sherlock: *shrugs on his coat* Goodnight *leaves*
  • Mary: *squeals with happiness*

“Secret Boy” by Wicca Phase Springs Eternal

Wicca Phase Springs Eternal is the exact type of artist that the internet rap scene excels at bringing to people’s attention. While clearly influenced by hip-hop, as evidenced by his production choices and collaborators, he’s got that one unmistakable attribute, in this case his singing voice, that makes him an undeniable bi-product of a scene where weirder is better. It’s this left field mentality that makes Wicca Phase, and internet rap in general, so much fun to watch, and the fact that Lil Yachty and iLoveMakonnen have successfully crossed over into the mainstream, shows that the general public feels the same way. 

- Clever Tom

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“Bump” by Ethereal feat. Lord Narf

I’ll be the first one to say I have absolutely no idea what’s going on in this video. What I can say though, is Ethereal and Awful Records are taking some creative-ass chances with their visuals, and that’s more than I can say for like, every other rapper making videos right now. And with the rate these guys are putting out videos, the fact that they aren’t even getting a little bit stale makes it all the more impressive. 

- Clever Tom

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New video message from Tom Burke

Am literally in tears. 

”Useless” by Bones

A new Bones mixtape is always newsworthy, but there’s one thing in particular about “Useless” that makes it so special to me, and that’s the production credit on track 5. The fact that Eric Dingus is back working with the Seshollowaterboyz, after producing some of my favorite music of theirs, is exciting beyond words. After all, Dingus’ “Marble” remix tape is what turned me into such a huge Bones fan in the first place.

- Clever Tom

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“YouShouldHaveSeenYourFace” by Bones

At this point it’s no longer a secret: Bones is set to be featured on A$AP Rocky’s upcoming album, “At.Long.Last.ASAP”, and it should be the big break he deserves. Considering the impact he’s had on the scene in the past few years, this should come as no surprise to anybody, but Bones is finally about to make it. 

- Clever Tom

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