Arnold Dobkins pops his head through the window of the truck. “Y/N!” He called, taking a cigarette pack out of his back pocket. “You want?”
I smile. “Got a lighter with you?” I remove Jerome’s hands wrapped around my waist and I head outside with him, Dobkins holding his lighter out for me.
Taking a cigarette from the pack, I place it in my mouth and Arnold lights the butt until it began to turn into a flame inside the tobacco.
Arnold was the first person I made friends with ever since I landed my ass in Arkham Asylum, wearing a striped jumpsuit dress and being locked behind bars just because I committed murder. I thought it wasn’t a big deal, but GCPD thought it was.
There was also Aaron Helzinger that killed his family with his bare hands and Robert Greenwood that killed and ate women. They risked themselves to beat the crap out of a guard after attempting to seduce me. The guard was unconscious but he wasn’t dead. He earned himself more time and punishment afterwards. But that was when I could trust him. And who knew I could find myself sitting beside a cannibal at lunch without being frightened.
Barbara Kean is like a sister to me and I plan to help her terrorize Jim’s relationship with Lee one day when we take over Gotham. As promised, she said I would be her maid of honour at her wedding with Jim and she would do the same and make my wedding theme something that would keep children awake and terrified at night when I become Queen.
Then came Jerome Valeska, the handsome, childish but clever eighteen-year-old ginger that murdered his mommy because she shagged too many men next door. He’s also my boyfriend that wanted our relationship to be inspired by Bonnie and Clyde. And who knew I could end up developing a relationship with him involving killing, laughing and way too much affection towards another.
I finish my cigarette and I look over at Jerome who used his hands as pretend binoculars and searching for something to assault. “I spy with my little eye something that is …” He trails off by looking at a yellow bus filled with bubbly cheerleader and jocks cheering and laughing while driving past us. Oh shit, I thought. “… yellow!”
Okay firstly. Ed and Taylor were both together the night before she went to Berlin. Then Ed accompanies her to Germany “because his song was in the top 2 for 2 months” aka “bullshit I just can’t be a whole country away from Taylor”
Aaaaand after Ed said he was taking a some time off before doing any work with the new album he’s gigging with Taylor. Performing is work for him, however, I think that going to Germany (though thanking them for making “I See Fire” a hit was a good excuse) it was just that. An excuse. I think going there to perform is his way of covering up a reason to be with her. If he didn’t perform and just got spotted with her somehow it was raise questions wouldn’t it? Clever lad that ginger.
And during his “off time” wouldn’t you think he should be spending time with his family and friends? Instead he goes and performs with Taylor at her first show in London. Then follows her TO ANOTHER COUNTRY to perform ONLY ONE SONG. Hmmm. Yeah that seems like something everyone would do for their “just friend”
Then during the performance
Look at how she’s smiling at him and touching her hair. LITERALLY ONE OF THE BIGGEST SIGNS IN ROMANTIC BODY LANGUAGE IS FIXING/TWIRLING YOUR HAIR IS A SIGN YOU’RE INTERESTED IN SOMEONE and did it look like her hair needed to be fixed? NO HER HAIR ALWAYS LOOKS FUCKIN PERFECT. BODY LANGUAGE PEOPLE IT ALWAYS GIVES YA AWAY.
There’s some science for ya
AND HERE WE GO AGAIN WITH THE BODY LANGUAGE. He sees her dancing and suddenly smiles. He’s singing ‘I See Fire’ not some cute love song HE’S SINGING THE FUCKING SONG OF A DRAGON ATTACKING A FUCKING CITY AND KILLING PEOPLE BUT THIS LITTLE GINGER SHIT IS SMILING AWAY BECAUSE HE SEES HER AND THEN SHE SMILES BACK AT HIM. YEAH HOW CUTE AND “FRIENDLY”
The way she hugs him here!!!!!! SHE NEVER HUGS HIM AROUND THE CHEST AND LOOK HE GOES TO PULL AWAY BUT HER HAND LINGERS THERE FOR A WHILE
Now this gif really gets me most. Because they’re walking away (holding onto each other mind you) and you can see Caitlin in the background smiling at them like “awww they’re so cute” She fuckin knows. We all fucking know. And just look at them going back behind stage smiling and laughing and oh hey look MORE BODY LANGUAGE
I think it’s safe to say.
These two are completely infatuated with each other in the most beautiful adorable way and you really have to be on some kind of drugs to deny it.