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  Oh, well, hmm.

Unfortunately (or fortunately), I can’t explain this joke on english.

Simply a piece of the lyrics from a stupid song.


-Who is that bald guy? I could fall for him…

-Oh hell no! It’is Hugo Vasquez! He’s the main asshole and he…

STOP FLIRTING WITH HIM!!!

-I don’t what I’m to do with this tragedy~

The tough guy with the bald head has won me over~

O, what a pretty nose and sharp gaze he has~

My Man! My Hero! My die-hard tough guy!

-LANKY, TAKE AWAY YOUR CLERK!

-VAUGHN!

VIRTUAL REALITY VIKKSTAR 4: THE TALES OF THE STORE CLERK (Part 1)

And we’re already off to a great start with his lights knocking over his computer. 

I mean, just look at him, he’s just looking like he’s thinking “Fuck My Life”

GUYS, IF THERE’S A GOD, HE HAS JUST BLESSED ME

HE JUST PRETENDED TO BE APU FROM THE SIMPSONS, AND I’M SCREAMING

Vik: Fuk u drawer, close

Drawer: No, fuk u

BOOOOTYYYY!! BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOOOOOOOTY

Such sass Vikram

how do you miss when he’s that close to you, lol

HE’S TRYING TO MAKE HIS NAME OUT OF THE SPARKLERS, FUCK YES

At least he didn’t steal the plebs hat

Accessibility and Assholes

My deaf friend and I went to 2 different stores signing, voice off just to see what they’d do.
First store we went to… they were really accommodative! Did paper and pen, was patient just Deaf friendly. We applause them.
Now the 2nd store… not so much. We were signing, voice off as usual. Then we stopped and signed. My friend was in lipreading view. She saw 2 of the sales clerk talking… Sales Person 1: Sign Language is so weird. Why is there such a thing.
Sales Person 2: I know like wtf.

When my friend told me about this …
“Hearing people why must you be assbutts! Just fucking be respectful”

First of all… say that when we are gone. Not when the 2 deaf people Who BTW can have some residue hearing and lipread!