37!!!
  • Kylo Ren:You said you only had sex with three different guys at the academy; you never mentioned him!
  • Hux:Because I never HAD sex with him.
  • Kylo Ren:You sucked his dick!
  • Hux:We went out a few times.
  • Kylo Ren:Oh my God, WHY did you tell me you only had sex with three different guys?
  • Hux:I'm sorry, Ren, I thought you understood!
  • Kylo Ren:I did understand! I understood that you had sex with three different guys and that's all you said!
  • Hux:Please keep your voice down, we're on the bridge.
  • Kylo Ren:How many? How many dicks have you sucked?
  • Hux:Let it go!
  • Kylo Ren:How many?
  • Hux:All right, shut up a second and I'll work it out! Pfassk! I didn't freak out like this when you told me your number!
  • Kylo Ren:Because I didn't HAVE a number. How many?
  • Hux:....
  • Kylo Ren:Well?
  • Hux:sshhh I'm counting.
  • Kylo Ren:Vader damn it!
  • Hux:Something like... 36.
  • Kylo Ren:What? Something <I>like</I> 36?
  • Hux:Lower your voice.
  • Kylo Ren:Wait, what is that anyway, something like 36? Does that INCLUDE me?
  • Hux:Ummm... 37.
  • Kylo Ren:I'm 37? You've "fooled around" with 37 guys?
  • Hux:How can you expect me to calculate a number when you keep changing the parameters?!?
  • Kylo Ren:....
  • Hux:ok, look I can't be totally accurate, but it's a three digit number.