cleat chasers

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So the Varsity baseball players at my school decided to make a Harlem Shake video. Only they decided they were going to be SHIRTLESS (I repeat FREAKING SHIRTLESS.)For the spazz out part. AZFVH)7:FBONS;TKVNA! So many back muscles and abs. I just.. I can’t even begin to even. Go to YouTube and type in CHS Baseball Harlem Shake and it should be the last video. If that doesn’t work type in andrewtysonj. You’ll be glad you did.

anonymous asked:

All this puck bunny talk and I can't help but think of puck bunny dex crushing on nursey???

ok but lowkey i love thinking of baseball player dex (my boy was made to be a shortstop, i have a lot of feelings about this) who played hockey for a while during baseball off-season but eventually dropped it when baseball got more serious, so when he plays baseball @ samwell and hears about jack zimmermann and how good the hockey team is he starts going to games, and at first it’s just fun bc the team is good and he kind of misses hockey, but then this defenseman, nurse, gets thrown in the box and he takes his helmet off and holy crap he’s gorgeous. dex starts going to more games and watching nurse and eventually nursey notices this cute redhead that’s always in the stands and he normally doesn’t try to pick up fans after games but this kid is rlly fucking hot and nursey had a 3-pt night so why not so he chats dex up and dex mentions that baseball season is starting soon and nursey should come to one of his games and long story short not only is william poindexter is a puck bunny, turns out derek nurse is a total cleat chaser and they live happily ever after in chicago where dex plays for the cubs and nursey teaches at uchicago

anonymous asked:

hey, I know you don't want to share christina's username etc (and honestly thank you for that bc some people can be so mean to wags) but could you tell us what she tweeted about puckbunnies? not like word for word (cos then people would be able to search it and find her acc) but just the general idea?

she basically said it’s stupid and embarrassing when girls dress up puck bunnies / cleat chasers and tag a player when they know they have a girlfriend or even a wife. girls should have self resect and respect for other people’s relationships. in which, she is totally correct.

“you only want to date baseball players because you are a cleat chaser”

Actually no, I only date baseball players/baseball fans because they understand why I have a passion for it. They’ll understand if I can’t hang out with them because the Tigers are in the playoffs. I’ll understand that they’re pissed because they lost. Call me a cleat chaser all you want, but I’ll give you plenty of reasons as to how I’m not one.