I just want to remind people that Katie got into acting later than a lot of people and had no formal training, so the fact that she was on Merlin for five years and is now a popular series regular on a US show is even more impressive.
I remember her saying how she didn’t have a clue what she was doing when she started Merlin, it was all completely new to her. Clearly she has great instincts, and especially as Lena there’s this stunning vulnerability about her that could’ve taken someone else months or even years to master. There’s this kind of raw honesty to her performance, and she’s only going to continue to improve as an actress. I’m excited to watch her grow and see where her career takes her.
JK Rowling did something incredible with Harry Potter: she presented grey characters to a young audience. The series has an obvious good x bad dynamic, but some very important people are grey: James, Sirius, Dumbledore, Snape. You can get angry and call me names all you want, but it’s a fact that the four of them did very good and very bad things in canon. Some did more bad, others did more good, but they’re neither angels, nor devils, all of them. And there’s a great lesson in this that, based on some confessions, many clearly don’t understand yet. That life is complex. Everyone is multidimensional. In real life, everyone is grey. The people you love, your favorite people they can also do wrong, commit crimes, they most likely already did hurt someone real badly some day. And this should help you learn not to completely vilify people, because you don’t know what they’re going through and how they got where they are, and because in most cases redemption is possible. Learning and changing is possible. I’m not saying that hurting people shouldn’t be frowned upon, it should, it has to be judged and fought against. But UNDERSTANDING the context, the people involved is so important. This is why we don’t simply kill off everyone that makes a mistake. Yes, we all have light and dark inside us. Going between them is a matter of choice, but note this: some get that choice easily delivered to them, while others struggle. Learn to understand the struggles. We don’t get the same conditions in life.
I LOVE MITCH THEY’RE SO ADORABLE HARRY JUST WALKS UP TO HIM AND PUTS GLASSES ON HIS FACE AND THEN THEY JUST SIT AND SMILE AT EACH OTHER AND HARRY STRIPS DOWN WHEN MITCH IS KILLING A GUITAR BIT AND EVERYONE POINTS AT HARRY TO TRY AND MAKE MITCH LAUGH AND THEN HARRY GOT MITCH A HAND MADE GUITAR AND MITCH WAS LIKE “WELL I LOVED YOU BEFORE THIS” AND THEN HE GAVE HARRY A GUITAR AND SAID SOMETHING LIKE I NOTICED YOU PLAYED THIS ONE THE MOST AND THEN THEIR HUG WAS SO CUTE AND HARRY WAS TALKING ABOUT HOW NICE IT WAS TO HAVE SOMEONE THERE WHO WAS NEW TO IT FOR THE FIRST TIME AS WELL AND THEY’RE LIKE SITTING NEXT TO EACH OTHER IN EVERY FRAME OH GOSH I LOVE THEM HE CLEARLY LOVES AND SUPPORTS HARRY SO MUCH
Summary: As a mild criminal, you make a bold move to pick-pocket a
suspicious looking stranger, but you may have picked the wrong target. (Bucky x
Request/Prompt(s): Can you do this “I kissed you as a
distraction while stealing your wallet” with Bucky x reader? Thanks!
Word Count: 1933
A/N: Ok first, I do not condone
theft. Second, I’m so glad someone picked this one!!! :D This was such a fun
“We’ve been here for over an hour!” you
whined, pacing the small empty room, dust particles swirling up into the
sunlight with each step. “When do we make the drop?”
I’m ready,” your partner hissed, clearly annoyed with your impatience, “We’re
the ones with the goods, they’ll wait and right now I’ve got a lurker that’s
been hanging around at the corner for too long.”
see.” You pushed your way to the window, picking up the heavy binoculars from
“Big guy. Army
green coat, and black hat, northeast corner.”
Ok, so something sad that happenes but it gets better.
Flug, while mixing chemicals together one day for an invisibility serum, manages to somehow grab the wrong chemical to mix with the one hes currently holding, because he was busy shouting at Demencia to “PUT THAT DOWN BEFORE IT SHATTERS!”, and the mixutre ends up exploding in his eyes. The rest of his face is fine, but his eyes become damaged. He becomes black and white colorblind. Hes only able to see in monochrome. His visions slightly blurry too, but aside from that and now being colorblind, he’s ok.
This wouldnt be such a problem, except that he needs to be able to see the colors of certain wires to make certain inventions work correctly, and he needs to be able to see the colors of different chemicals so that he doesnt cause a wider scale explosion in the lab.
For a while he makes things work. He has to work a bit slower on some inventions, and he often needs Demencia’s help in differentiating colors of liquids and machine parts and such, but other than the slower pace, which agravates Black Hat a good bit, all is the same as it was before the incident.
One day however, Flug comes into the lab to find a suprise on table: a pair of goggles that will fit over the bag he wears. (Prior to this he didnt wear goggles over the bag. He just had eyeholes cut out of it.)
He goes to put them on, and almost screams when he does because EVERYTHING IS BRIGHT AGAIN!!
The goggles turn out to have lenses in them that can correct colorblindness and “Holy shit I CAN SEE THE COLORS AGAIN!! THIS IS AMAZING!!”
Demencia walks in the lab with 5.0.5 in tow, and notices Flug walking around, looking at everything, clearly happy about something. And then she notices the goggles.
“Neat goggles you got there! Where’d they come from?”
“I don’t know but Demencia, they allow me to see colors again!!!!”
And shes kinda suprised because “Wait they make goggles like that?!”
And Flugs just so happy because he can finally do his work again without depending on someone else to help him, and this will speed up his work process againc and Black Hat won’t be so upset with his work time and -
“Wait, Demencia, you didn’t get these for me?”
“Nope, no idea where they came from.”
He’s a bit puzzeled, because these goggles obviously didnt just show up out of nowhere. Someone got them for him. Someone who knew he was colorblind.
Someone who wasn’t Demencia, and certainly not 5.0.5.
That left one person. Well, demon more like it.
Flug walks to Black Hats office, and opens the door just slightly to see that his boss is busy filling out that years tax forms, because “We may be a team of villains, but we still live in a house and own a business, and as such we owe taxes to the idiotic government that runs this country, and I will NOT have my company run to the ground because of tax evasion!!”
Flug waits until he finishes writing up the page he’s on, and then steps into the office the whole way.
“What is it that you require Dr. I’m very busy at the moment and you have orders to fill.”
“Well um, Sir I just..just wanted to let you know that those orders you gave me yesterday? They’ll uh..they’ll be done by tomorrow. Tomorrow morning actually.”
Black Hat looks up at that because “Flugs work has taken longer than two days since the incident that doesn’t add up” and then he notices the goggles.
“What’s with the new headwear Flug?”
“Oh the goggles? They appeared on my um. My desk this morning. They actually..they correct my vision?”
“I can..i can see colors again Sir.”
Black Hat sits back for a minute, taking in the information.
“Is that why you’ll have those orders done so quickly compared to your normal time?”
“…fair enough. Make sure they’re as good quality wise as the ones you’ve been producing. We don’t want to sell rushed work to our clients and ruin our reputation now do we?”
“No Sir, of course not. I’ll um..i’ll have them ready and done well by tomorrow morning for you.”
“Good. Now go back to working on them, I need to finish these forms, least my company go down the drain from failing to comply with thw government’s asinine rules.”
Flug turns to leave, and gets halfway out the door, before turning back to Black Hat.
“You wouldnt..you wouldn’t happen to have been the one who got the goggles for me, were you Sir?”
Black Hat looks up, small scowl on his face.
“Of course not Dr. Why would I ever do such a thing like that? I have no idea who gave them to you. Just be greatful that you have them now and get back to work.”
“Yes Sir, will do.”
And with that Flug leaves.
He doesn’t see the small smile on Black Hats face after he leavws because “he liked the goggles I got for him.”
I may be very popular but honestly I am so socially scared of people the only reason they like me os cause I smile and nod quietly while inwardly screaming in fear.
Honestly if I'm voted most likely to be a killer I wouldn't evn be surprised. I think they even said that about me in pre-school.
I have unfortunately become the mom friend and it has made me afraid of ever becoming a mother.
" You're a guy. "
And? Women are strong to deal with this bullshit! I can't handle you all I would clearly never be a good mother.
You know how most people want all eyes on them when walking into a room? I figured it out. Walk in and start doing really loud impressions!
I feel I'm the friend who you have around so at least someone is semi-innocent in this massive pile of devil spawns.
I have no choice but to hang out with you all - I don't know how to make friends anymore!
You want to know what sucks?! Emily got nominated for Prom King over me. One, she's a girl! Not that there's a problem with the fact she's female but in this case there are two seperate places! And a third if anyone were agender. AND TWO! SHE DOESN'T EVEN ATTEND THIS SCHOOL!
I'm not actually as dumb as I come off as. *misspells their name on a test* O-Okay well you see...I have...no...okay.
Take me back to kindergarden. Snacks, recess and snacks. Away from bullshit and lies.
I had this group of friends before. They only hung out with me to show "diversity" so they didn't come off as racist. That comment madee realize they were. Ditched their asses.
Only once in my life have I ever...I mean ever! Won at a game! Monopoly, Life, Mario Kart...life in general...
*after someone accidently steps on the back of their shoe* Yeah okay bitch. Get ready for that fucking restraining order on your ass!
I have been compared to a southern satan before. I'm not sure which was more true. The fact that I'm very Southern. Or that I'm satan. *hisses and chokes on spit*
Originally requested by @newts-fan-case: So could you do a Sherlock x Reader were she is riding his face? (Lol I’m a sinner but I ain’t sorry) like for an experiment ‘cause Sherlock thinks a person can’t get aroused just by giving pleasure to someone else, but he is wrong and yeah ;) & Anon: Hi! Can I request a smut one shot with Sherlock where he wants to try have the reader sit on his face and eat her out and she’s shy & a bit self conscious with her body and he makes sure he makes her see Stars (with a little fkuff)? Thank you! Requested by anon:
The “Experiment” was awesome! Can we have a part 2? Pleeeeeaaaaseeee & a shit load of other people.
Sherlock’s little “experiment”, his relationship with (Y/N) turned somewhat
odd. They would continue to work together and act professional during the
cases, but the tension between them was too much.
showed her a side that not a single human thought existed, or at least didn’t
want to see. He had been patient with her, loving even, making sure to make her
feel comfortable at all costs, complimenting her, being gentle and respecting
her limits… Definitely thing a real gentleman does, but not the kind of traits
one would expect from Sherlock Holmes.
was also the fact that John was sensing some change of vibes in 221B. Of
course, he figured it had something to do with Sherlock’s usual arse behaviour,
but it was weird to see (Y/N) affected by it.
was sitting on his seat, Watson was on his and (Y/N) was between them on the “victim’s
chair”. Watson had a stern, determined look on his eyes and Sherlock was calm
as usual, thinking that John was too dumb to have figured anything about him
A/n: sorry if it’s confusing i’d love your feedback thnx
“she’s beautiful” I said aloud “just talk to her already” Ned pressed “I cant just talk to Y/n that’s like saying just admit your spiderman” I whisper-shouted “that’s not the same thing” Ned said giving me one of his signature looks “well it is to me” I sighed.
Ned and I got up to dispose of our trays when flash shoved me “Penis Parker” he laughed my tray was spattered on the floor thankfully without any mess Y/n looked to me and kneeled to retrieve my tray “ oh no-no that’s ok” I stuttered blushing furiously she smiled handing it back to me “it’s no problem catch you in 3rd?” she asked making me nod like an idiot “great” with that she was on her way.
“Dude Y/n just spoke to you” Ned giggled like a schoolboy “shh keep it down act cool” I hushed “says the one who was nodding like an idiot” he laughed I rolled my eyes heading to third.
2 days later*
“Peter wait up” her voice rang through the halls I turned “hey Y/n” I smiled warmly “I-uh I was um wondering” she stuttered to get the words out “if you wanted to team up for the chem project?” she finally let out “really??” my eyes lit up “yes really” Y/n moved her hair behind her ear “yes yes” I nodded “great how bout your place? let’s say 5?” she spoke “see you then” my face practically froze with a huge smile on my face.
I ran out of school heading home to get showered and changed Y/n was coming over after 2 & a half years of having a huge crush on her.
“MAY!” I called “Peter what is it?” she came from the living room removing her glasses “Y/n’s coming over what do I do?!” I panicked “firstly calm down,take a shower i’ll handle everything” her voice was calm and soothing “thank you” I kissed her cheek and ran to the bathroom.
I was redressing casual jeans and shirt smelling pizza “May she’ll be he-” I froze taking in the scene in front of me Y/n in the dining room with May “sorry I came early hope you don’t mind” Y/n explained “no that’s cool” I moved to where they were. “should we get started?” I asked nervously “aren’t you hungry?” she recounted “um yeah i could eat” I laughed a little forgetting my hunger I quickly grabbed two slices and nodded for her to follow me to my room.
May gave me a thumbs up behind Y/n’s back I just gave her a tight smile and went on my way.
“So I think we should create something out of the ordinary” she spoke as soon as we were inside “I actually have some uh glob we could recreate” I mentioned handing her my notes as I took a bit of my pizza “and you know this ‘glob’ will work?” she questioned with her eyebrow quirked “yes 100% certain” I spoke with my mouth full. She giggled and i swallowed “sorry” I blushed “totally okay I have uncles I know the drill” she smiled.
The project went well my web fluid became glob number 5 which was totally fine with me. We had everything ready for Monday morning and Y/n was nearing her curfew “sorry Pete my dad will go berserk if i don’t show before 10″ she apologized quickly gathering her notes on the glob I internally smiled at the fact she called me Pete “could you hold onto the glob?” she questioned “sure” I nodded.
“thanks catch you at school Monday?” she beamed expectantly “most definitely” I smiled “great good night” she was heading out the door when I stopped her “I can walk you home if you’d like” I blushed she turned to me “thanks but my uncle’s picking me up maybe next time” I nodded “goodnight”.
I heard Y/n bid goodbye and thank you to May then the front door closing. I ran to the window quickly heading to see a glimpse of her and her uncle. I was taken back when I saw a blonde haired man with sunglasses on a motorcycle Y/n quickly jumped on and they headed off.
Some time later*
Y/n & I got an 95 the highest mark in the class causing distaste from Flash i’m guessing because he has a thing for her. We’ve been getting quite close hanging out everywhere and anywhere around New York. I got to know her better and vice versa. I found out she had a variety of aunts and uncles whim she’d never go further into discussing it made me fall for her even more. I enjoyed this secretive side.
“Sweetheart what’re you doing with Penis Parker?” Flash asked Y/n as we seated next to each other with Ned and Michelle watching inattentively.
Y/n stood up looking directly at him as she spoke “firstly that’s none of your business secondly his name is Peter, Pe-ter and lastly don’t call me sweetheart. I’m not your sweet anything” she narrowed her eyes at him till he felt constricted and left.
She sat back down “damn that’s my girl” Ned smiled “well handled” Michelle beamed “thanks guys” Y/n gave a tight lipped smiled then turned to me apologizing for Flash’s behaviour “dont worry about him I dont let it bother me” I admitted smiling at her she gently squeezed my hand under the table letting go shortly after leaving a tingle behind.
Some more time after*
I was head over heels in love with her and I was beginning to think she was too. We kissed a few times and held hands in the halls and pretty much wherever we went together. I had an urge one day to finally take Karen’s advice and tell her who I really am so that’s exactly what I did.
I lead her to the alley near my apartment “Peter where are you taking me?” she giggled clearly nervous “I want to show you something but you have to close you eyes and keep them closed okay?” I instructed “are you gonna murder me?” she laughed that beautiful sound i couldn’t get enough of “course not just trust me okay?” I pressed Y/n finally nodded closing her eyes.
I removed my normal clothes leaving me in my Spidey suit then placed myself upside down “open your eyes” I released a breath Y/n smiled “your spiderman?” she didn’t seem to surprised but I couldn’t focus on that right now “yeah” she approached me “can i try something?” she was timid “sure” just then it began raining. Y/n slowly removed half of my mask leaning in to kiss me,it started off slow then built into some heat till she pulled away “we should um get inside” she spoke still with her eyes closed “right” I smiled Y/n opened her eyes as I placed my hoodie back on and pulled up my pants.
“Oh great Y/n’s here” May exclaimed “hi May” y/n gave her a small peck on the check as she greeted her “how’s thai sound?” May question us, Y/n looked to me I smiled and agreed “sounds great”.
the next day*
“Pete I have a surprise for you” Y/n had a mischievous grin on her face “you look like a evil scientist” I chuckled “I just might be” she winked pecking me on the lips.We arrived at the Avengers headquarters and I was confused “uh Y/n/n what’re we doing here?” I looked at her quizzically “you’ll see” she giggled taking my hand as we entered “okay he’s here” she called out.
I was left in shock seeing Captain America and the Winter Solider practically run toward us “so the kid who stole my shield is your boyfriend?” Cap spoke “don’t forget he stuck me to the floor with Sam” Winter Soldier added “yeah about that…” I chuckled nervously “sorry?” I rubbed my head with my free hand.
“I’m Bucky that’s Steve” Bucky introduced shaking my hand “these are my uncles” Y/n smiled “so you were the guy on the bike” I blabbed Steve chuckled “I like him he’s a curious one”. Then i thought to myself if Cap and Bucky are Y/n’s uncles then whose her- “Y/n?your home early” I heard Tony’s voice boom through the lobby “uh oh” Steve and Bucky exchanged looks “uh oh why uh oh?” I panicked when I heard his seat getting closer “did you bring your boyfri-” Tony stopped speaking as soon as we saw each other shit i cursed internally.
Tony’s eyes went wide as he noticed our interlocked hands I quickly let go watching Y/n walk over to hug her father “Dad you know Peter” she smiled “Hi Mr-Mr Stark” I stuttered overhearing Bucky & Steve savour in this awkwardness laughing occasionally. Tony was speechless just looking us over till he cleared his throat
“what’re you intentions with my daughter?” he narrowed his eyes at me I gulped then looked to Y/n who nodded me on, I looked to him and spoke clearly “be her boyfriend that’s all” I shrugged “you do know Peter everything will be different as soon as someone figures out who you are everything’s over,you’ll put her in danger and we cant have that” he spoke firmly I mustve looked like a deer in the headlights because Y/n chimed in “Dad stop your scaring him” she mentioned.
Out of nowhere Mr.Stark started laughing “i’m just messing with you, i’m glad it’s you Pete” he grabbed my shoulder firmly “come on kid we got apple pie” Steve shoo’d Y/n away “if you do anything and i mean anything to hurt her you’re done” Tony spoke I gulped and nodded as we headed toward the kitchen
Can we stop making meta about how there must not be female galra because in a setting 85% populated with modest, concealing uniforms and relatively few people getting spoken dialogue, we don’t have explicitly confirmed female galra.
Can we especially stop saying “maybe Keith’s mom is Actually A Second Dad” because I’m pretty dang sure Dad Kogane would be clear on his partner’s pronouns considering they got far enough in their relationship to have a child together. If Keith had two dads, his recollection of his father would not be calling other dad “your mother”.
First, we know VLD aliens do not conform to cissexist human expectations of what makes someone Female ™. The balmerans are all flat-chested. Several of the merfolk, including Plaxum once she takes her jellyfish off, are clearly shirtless and do not appear to have any visible breasts. One of the workers at Sal’s restaurant is explicitly female and has a lovely beard.
Allura, who knows how Galra culture and physiology works, disguises herself as a foot soldier. It goes off without a hitch- Shiro is the one who, unintentionally, blows their cover. This pretty much confirms for us there are female soldiers in the empire and they are not unusual at all.
Haggar passes as a female galra and is treated as such. Allura didn’t find Haggar suspicious until she realized Haggar was Altean.
Again: Allura grew up and spent most of her life in peacetime and open exchange with the galra, to the point that she traveled through galra spaceports hundreds of times. Allura would know if there aren’t any female galra. Furthermore, if the galra were monogendered and presented exclusively as what we would call masculine, we would expect Allura during her stint as a footsoldier, or Haggar being part of the empire, to alter presentation accordingly to fit in, if not both of them.
Female galra are a thing. It’s canon. Am I a little frustrated we don’t have a lot of explicitly confirmed female galra in the cast, yeah absolutely, but the solution to that is not to write fanon rules about how there can’t be female galra.
could you do tom and prompt number 26? it can be a drabble or a one shot or whatever you wanna do
oH MAN I WAS HOPING SOMEONE WOULD SEND ME THIS ONE *CRACKS KNUCKLES*
#26 “Do you think they can hear us through the tent?” “Yes we can.”
Camping | One shot
I had intentions of making these prompts little drabbles but clearly I got carried away and this ended up being like 1,300 words 🤷🏻 I had fun writing this one, I hope u enjoy!!
Tom crept along the outside of the tent, using the dimmed light of his phone screen to see the ground in front of him to avoid stepping on sticks, or anything else that would create enough noise to draw attention to him.
He had brought his girl camping with him and his friends from “Spiderman: Homecoming” under one condition – no, demand – that they were forbidden to share a tent. He and his girl had a bad habit of getting it on any chance they could, no matter how thin the walls were.
Or if they were made of nylon canvas.
“Who knows what kind of animals they’ll draw in with all that moaning?” Jacob had joked earlier that day, earning a bruise in the arm courtesy of a blushing Tom.
Hidden in a shroud of darkness, he pocketed his phone and gently tugged on the zipper enclosure to the tent where his girl slept. She had opted to set up her tent farthest from the campfire, claiming she would sleep better without the light or chatter to keep her awake, but gave Tom a wink and a look that said it was an invitation for him to sneak over when their friends had gone to sleep.
But he had lied awake in his tent for what felt like ages, listening to Jacob, Zendaya and Tony talking and cackling amongst each other while the tent he was pitching in his own pants was becoming even more unbearable.
Poking his head into the tent, his gaze fell on the body of his girlfriend. Her sleeping bag was rolled down enough to expose her upper body, her arms resting above her head. Her shirt was pulled up enough to expose her midriff and Tom bit his lip, palming his member through the fabric of his pajama pants.
Carefully closing the entrance to the tent, he moved over her, pressing his mouth to the soft skin of her stomach. Slowly moving up to her chest, his fingers crept under the fabric of her shirt and she began to stir. Rolling his thumbs over her nipples (he was pleasantly surprised to see she hadn’t worn a bra to bed) he began pressing kisses up and down her neck, pulling her out of her slumber. She sighed dreamily in his ear as he began lightly sucking on her neck.
“Looks like someone decided to fall asleep on me,” he chuckled.
“You took too long,” she grinned, leaning up to plant a kiss on his neck.
Resting on his side, he trailed a hand up and down her body, slipping his hand down the front of her panties and pressing his forefinger to her clit. She bit her lip to stifle a moan, and gripped his forearm as he began rubbing slow circles over the sensitive bud of nerves. She was already wet for him, and his cock twitched in anticipation. Sliding a finger inside her, he resumed sucking on her neck as he slowly pumped his finger in and out of her. Throwing her leg over his hip to give him better access to her, she felt his hardness poking against her core through his pants and groaned a tad louder in her pleasure. She felt Tom’s lips move from her neck to the shell of her ear.
“If you can’t be quiet then I’ll have to stop, darling.” He murmured.
“Sorry,” she bit her lip.
Hooking his thumb into the waistline of her panties, he yanked the delicate fabric down her thighs and she kicked them off. Sliding a free hand down the front of his trousers, she rubbed up and down his length and he let out a low groan at the contact.
“If you can’t be quiet then I’ll have to stop, darling.” She mimicked in her fake British accent. He rolled his eyes and yanked her leg back over his hip, slipping two fingers inside her and pumping faster. Her head fell back as she began lazily moving her hand up and down his cock, working him up but not enough bring him close to an orgasm.
Impatient and paranoid at the thought of being caught before getting any sort of relief, he pulled out of her and pulled his pants down enough to free his aching member. Pulling her hips closer, he began teasing her entrance with the head of his cock, eliciting a small whimper from her. Slowly pushing himself inside, he sighed softly and felt himself relaxing as he began slowly rocking his hips towards hers. Wrapping his arm around her, he fucked her at an unbearably slow pace, trying to maintain their cover under the sound of the crickets outside the tent.
Gripping her thigh, he buried his face in her neck as he began thrusting harder, trying to muffle his labored breathing. Biting her lip, she fought the moan in her throat, tasting blood inside her mouth. Adjusting her hips, he thrusted deeper inside her and she let out a loud gasp as he found her sweet spot. His hand shot up to cover her mouth, whispering a small “shhh” as he continued hitting the same spot repeatedly.
Tightening her grip on his arms, she began to squirm against him as she felt warmth pooling in her core.
“T-Tom,” she rasped. “I’m not gonna last much longer.”
“I can tell,” he groaned into her neck, “You’re awful at keeping your moaning to a minimum.”
Turning her head and narrowing her eyes at him through the dark, she clenched herself around his cock, pulling an even louder groan out of him.
“And you aren’t just as bad?” she snickered.
“Shhh love,” he pleaded. “Someone’s going to hear us.”
“Do you think they can hear us through the tent?” she panted, feeling herself lose control as her orgasm began building. A voice rang out over their poor attempts at muffling their breathing and the gentle noises of her sleeping bag material shifting underneath them.
“Yes we can.”
Tom’s hips immediately froze against her and she swore she could feel the heat rushing to his face, and she covered hers with her hands in embarrassment.
“Annnnnd that’s why I’m sharing a tent with Laura,” came Zendaya’s voice from beyond the flimsy fabric of the tent. Her comment was followed by more cackling from Jacob and Tony.
“Dammit,” Tom mumbled into the crook of her neck. She tossed her head back in laughter, surrendering to the teasing and humiliation they’d soon endure from their friends in the morning. Pulling her leg from Tom, she began pulling herself off him when his arm tightened around her, keeping her body flush against his.
“Tom what are you doing?” she whispered, feeling him re-entering her.
“We’ve already been caught love,” he murmured. “Might as well go ahead and finish.”
“Please, you’re just saying that because you can’t bear to walk back to your tent and finish yourself off,” she smirked, snaking an arm up around his neck.
He returned to fucking her, pushing himself deeper inside her and sliding his hand down to rub her clit. Her walls clamped down on him and pushed him over the edge and he sunk his teeth into her neck to stifle the sound of him coming. Covering her mouth, she bit down on one of her fingers and exhaled sharply through her nose, doing a slightly better job than he was at concealing her moans.
He spent the rest of the night in his girl’s tent, spooning her and playing with her hair until she fell asleep. In the morning, they’d come to breakfast around the campfire and be greeted with giggles and raised eyebrows from their friends, and Jacob would get another punch in the arm from Tom when he jokingly asked if any strange animals visited them during the night.
“Worth it,” he whispered in her ear, nuzzling into her before falling asleep.
A plus size imagine where Y/N has always been too much for everyone. Everyone except Harry.
“Have a good night everyone,” she yelled behind her to her joyous group of friends. One of her arms waving drunkenly to them and the other latched onto her boyfriend. “Stop shouting Y/N,” the sober boy next to her sounded bitter. Her face fell, but she was good at hiding. He always told her to be quiet or sit still, but she went along with it because at the end of the day they’d go to his apartment and fuck and she couldn’t let that go.
She felt good tonight. Actually, she felt better than good, she felt marvelous. A silk flowy slip adorned her heavy body making her look sexy, something she didn’t get to feel often. She drank just enough to feel loose and happy. She was drunk, but still able to comprehend what was going on around her. The best part of the night was that her friends were laughing along with her and dancing like no one else was in the club. She loved the feeling of being loved.
Context: Our group was on the way to a town a bit farther away. Our Rogue did not want to walk all the way, so e suggested to simply wait for a carriage and hijack it. The first few carriages are dismissed by the whole party, by the last one, the rogue is getting desperate and definitely wants to hijack it.
The carriage turns out to be a man and his obviously pregnant wife. They consider to stop, but don’t. We then get informed that this might be due to the presence of a gnome (me) and their fear of changelings.
Me: So, what shall we do, throw me at the woman? Rogue: That’s a great idea. (Turning to DM) I wanna throw the gnome at the wife. DM: (turns to me) Okay, roll for Initiative then, to see of you have the chance to struggle… Me: Actually, I am totally okay with getting thrown at the wife. DM: …You’re okay with it. Alright (turning to Rogue) roll for strength then. Rogue: (completely messes up the strength roll) DM: So, the gnome is not even close to getting thrown at the wife. Roll for reflex. Me: (rolls a nat1) So that means what now? DM: You hit the wheel face first and get stuck in it. The carriage is still going further. Half-orc: Well, I step in front of it. DM: That makes the carriage stop. (turns to me) Roll again to see if you can free yourself. Me: (rolls a 2) So, I’m still stuck. DM: Yes.
Next is the clerics turn, who gets me out of the wheel. The DM then explains what the carriage’s driver will do.
DM: So, the driver whispers something to his wife, who goes into the back of the carriage. He then hits the horse so hard it rears and starts galloping away. (to the half-orc) What do you do? Half-orc: I stay where I am. DM: …(sighs) Roll for reflex. Half-Orc: (rolls a 2) DM: …So, you try to jump out of the way, but stumble, fall down and get run over. You probably should get someone to heal you. I can’t believe it, we’ve been playing for an hour and a half, we haven’t even really started the campaign yet, but you already got two people seriously injured.
What they mean:
I'm not fine, why do people think he's clueless clearly he's a smart lil bean that needs to appreciated more. He lives for attention because he doesn't get any at home. His parents work for good causes but forget all about him. He doesn't get the whole teen scene because he's never really had people with him and his pranks is what he enjoys to do for attention. My boii got a dog from a shelter for god sakes because he was lonely. He names it VADER could he be any more of a dork. You would think someone with his built would pick a different dog but he picked the smallest one that needed a home because he knows what it's like being lonely and having to fend for himself. He doesn't love Midge he likes the idea of someone like her in his life loving him for who he is. He has such a big heart but nobody knows because he hides it so well and I just want to grab him and hug him and tell him everything is gonna be alright and that he will find happiness.
Things Said In My Household but with Fairy Tail Pt.7
<b></b> *Natsu's Birthday When he was younger** Its morning*<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> HAPPY BIRTHDAY SLUMBAG.<p/><b>Gray:</b> *tackles Natsu in his sleep* WAKE UPPP<p/><b>Wendy:</b> *appears from underneath the covers and smacks Natsu* WAKEY WAKEY.<p/><b>Natsu:</b> *wakes up and slaps Gajeel* WHAT.<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> YOU SON OF A GUN.<p/><b></b> ___<p/><b>Wendy:</b> *blindfolded* Gray, why do i have to be blindfolded?<p/><b>Gray:</b> Because you are trying to pin the tail on the donkey.<p/><b>Wendy:</b> but the pin could hurt the donkey. I might trip and get hurt.<p/><b>Gray:</b> Stop being such a baby<p/><b>Wendy:</b> I am a baby. Im 6.<p/><b>Gray:</b> Just do it.<p/><b>Wendy:</b> *pouts and walks the opposite direction of the board*<p/><b>Gray:</b> Wendy you are going the w--*sees her heading towards Gajeel* You're doing great.<p/><b>Wendy:</b> *pats Gajeels butt* I think i found it ..*pins*<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> Wha--*yelps in pain*<p/><b>Gray:</b> *on the ground laughing*<p/><b>Natsu:</b> AHAHAHA.<p/><b>Wendy:</b> *still blindfolded* did i do it?<p/><b></b> ____<p/><b>Everyone:</b> Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy Birthday dear Natsu! Happy birthday to you!<p/><b>Cobra:</b> *comes in with the cake* I have the ca-- *trips and the cake lands on Natsu*<p/><b>Natsu:</b> ...<p/><b>Natsu:</b> CAKE FIGHT! *throws cake at Erza*<p/><b>Erza:</b> You PUNK! *throws it back*<p/><b>Laxus:</b> wth**gets hit with cake*<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> FOR SPARTA.<p/><b>Wendy:</b> *is hiding underneath the table eating cake* im suppose to be the child here.<p/><b></b> ___<p/><b>Natsu:</b> im doing it..*scrolling through playlist*<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> natsu pls..<p/><b>Gray:</b> DO IT.<p/><b></b> *plays harlem shake*<p/><b>Cobra:</b> *bursts in "dancing"*<p/><b></b> ____<p/><b></b> *walking into school*<p/><b>Natsu:</b> If anyone has trouble with Wendy you have trouble with ME.<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> YEAH DONT MESS WITH HER<p/><b>Gray:</b> all you heartbreakers back the fuck off.<p/><b>Erza:</b> guys wendy doesnt even go here.<p/><b></b> ___<p/><b>Cobra:</b> Man it's so quiet..so peaceful<p/><b>Cobra:</b> ...<p/><b>Cobra:</b> HOLY SHIT WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU 5 IDIOTS.<p/><b></b> ____<p/><b></b> *And this is the story of how Natsu met Lucy*<p/><b></b> *School Fair*<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> DUDE LOOK. *points to a pig pen*<p/><b>Gray:</b> I DARE YOU TO GO IN AND JOIN YOUR FAMILY NATSU.<p/><b>Natsu:</b> Wow, shady. And No fucking way--*sees Lucy staring his way*<p/><b>Lucy:</b> hey you two<p/><b>Gajeel&Gray:</b> Hey Lucy<p/><b>Natsu:</b> whaa...<p/><b>Lucy:</b> Is this your brother?<p/><b>Gray:</b> Yup he's the idiot<p/><b>Natsu:</b> HEY!<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> We just dared natsu to go into the pig pen<p/><b>Lucy:</b> there's no way he's gonna do it<p/><b>Natsu:</b> ill do it.<p/><b>Natsu:</b> *jumps into pig pen* Easy there piggy<p/><b>Pig:</b> *looks pissed off*<p/><b>Gray:</b> uh natsu..i think you should..<p/><b>Natsu:</b> *starts getting chased by pig*W-OAH . HELLLPPPP ME! *runs around but trips straight into the mud*<p/><b>Gajeel&Gray:</b> *burst out laughing*<p/><b>Lucy:</b> *giggles at Natsu*<p/><b>Natsu:</b> *cheeky smile* I guess it was worth it .<p/><b></b> ___<p/><b>Wendy:</b> One<p/><b>Wendy:</b> two<p/><b>Wendy:</b> three<p/><b>Wendy:</b> ten! ready or not here i come<p/><b></b> __<p/><b>Natsu:</b> *singing Bad by Michael Jackson* Well they say the sky's the limit!<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> *slides into the room with sunglasses on* And to me that's really true!<p/><b>Gray:</b> *appears with a hat* But my friend you have seen nothin'!<p/><b>Cobra:</b> *appears from behind couch* Just wait 'til I get through!<p/><b>Everyone:</b> Because I'm bad, I'm bad come on!!!<p/><b>Cobra:</b> You know I'm bad, I'm bad come on, you know!!<p/><b>Natsu:</b> And the whole world has to<p/><b></b> Answer right now!!<p/><b>Gray:</b> Just to tell you once again!!<p/><b>Erza:</b> *appears from behind everyone and strikes a pose* Who's bad?<p/><b></b> ____<p/><b></b> *doorbell*<p/><b>Gray:</b> I GOT ITT-- *opens it* HEY-- oh? Hi?<p/><b>Romeo:</b> Uh..h-hi.. is wendy home?<p/><b>Natsu:</b> *appears out of nowhere* yes, why u ask?<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> Hey who's at the do--*sees romeo* ..hmm.<p/><b>Wendy:</b> Guys leave romeo alone. *pulls him in* Dont mind them, they're stupid.<p/><b>Romeo:</b> Oh. O-okay!<p/><b>Gray:</b> *glare*<p/><b>Natsu:</b> *soft growl*<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> *cracking knuckles*<p/><b>Romeo:</b> *gulps* ^__;;;;;;;;;<p/><b></b> ___<p/><b>Mira:</b> *helping make turkey*<p/><b></b> *stuffs hand inside the you know what*<p/><b></b> Ahahaha, look, Im Turkey Woman *pretends to shoot with the turkey* Pew pew pew!<p/><b>Laxus:</b> *facepalm*<p/><b>Erza:</b> Turkey Woman sounds great and all, but you can never surpass, *shows hands covered in Mash potato* MASH WOMAN<p/><b>Cobra:</b> what the hell are you two doing<p/><b>Erza:</b> making turkey with a side of fuck off.<p/><b>Mira:</b> Actually it's potato.<p/><b></b> ___<p/><b>:</b> D<p/><b></b> Pt 8 if you want?<p/><b></b> ___<p/><b></b> Here are a Few Words from my brothers!!<p/><b>Natsu:</b> Hey<p/><b>Gray:</b> that's just one word.<p/><b>Natsu:</b> IT COUNTS.<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> honestly i thought we would scare everyone away especially how our family is.<p/><b>Natsu:</b> ^^<p/><b>Gray:</b> Who could resist someone like me?<p/><b>Natsu:</b> everyone in the universe that's who.<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> How do we end this?<p/><b>Gray:</b> do we just say bye?<p/><b>Natsu:</b> AHA. SEE YA SUCKERS.<p/><b>Gray:</b> natsu i dont think that's how you--<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> Peace.<p/><b>Gray:</b> seriously is no one gonna--<p/><b>Erza:</b> what are you idiots doing with wendy's phone<p/><b>Gray:</b> Bye!!<p/><b></b> ____<p/><b>:</b> o i got my phone back.<p/><b></b> Here is a sneak peek at the first chapter of "If My House Were Fairy Tail."<p/><b></b> ___<p/><b></b> It was the morning of a day I clearly don’t remember and have no intentions of trying to remember.<p/><b></b> This day marked the day that my family and I started to question my dear brother’s sexuality. And here is why.<p/><b></b> “Gray, STOP EATING ALL THE FUCKING POPTARTS.” Natsu yelled from downstairs. Wendy was awoken from her sleep by all the ruckus, which honestly wasnt a surprise to her at this point.<p/><b></b> She forced herself up and began to walk down the stairs. Unfortunetly, someone had left his trousers in the middle of the way. Wendy of course didn't see it coming. Poor Wendy, if anyone had been watching her, they would think for even the slightest second that she was flying.<p/></p>
Alec tries to keep his voice down as he calls out for his boyfriend. His gaze flickers from the kid’s show playing on the TV in front of him to where Madzie is soundly sleeping curled up in his lap.
It isn’t the first time they’re looking after her, but Catarina has an overnight shift at the hospital last night and they agreed to have Madzie stay over.
They got up a few hours ago after a fairly long night’s sleep, but watching Winnie the Pooh and having someone lightly play with your hair is apparently enough to make a five-year-old fall back to sleep.
“Yes, my dear?”
Alec looks up at where Magnus is leaning against the doorway to the living room, looking way to good in his silk pyjamas and ruffled bed hair. “Help?”
Magnus chuckles, clearly amused by the confused look on Alec’s face, as he makes his way across the room to the couch and settles on the armrest. “What do you need help with, Alexander?”
He runs a hand through Alec’s hair, scratching lightly at his scalp, and Alec can’t help but lean into the touch. He almost forgets why he even called for Magnus, when he notices the fuzzy feeling in his thigh.
“My leg is numb.” He pouts as he says it, but instead of the sympathetic response he had hoped for, Magnus laughs. It’s light, it’s warm, and it makes Alec heart beat just a little bit faster.
“What do you want me to do about it? Magic it away?”
The teasing tone in Magnus’ voice makes Alec pout, even more, earning him a quick peck on the lips. He shakes his head, a small smile spreading on his lips.
“No, but I really need to use the bathroom and I don’t wanna wake her up,” he explains, looking back and forth between the two of them, “but I’m pretty sure my leg would give out if I stood up right now, so please?”
Magnus agrees, placing another soft at the corner of Alec’s mouth before helping him get up without disturbing the sleeping girl too much.
When Alec comes back into the room a few minutes later, he’s met with the sight of Magnus lying on the couch with Madzie sleeping on top of him, and it’s hard not to imagine a future where this soft, lazy kind of Sunday with his boyfriend and maybe a few kids of their own could be a regular part of his life.