clearly i don't know what i'm doing

Drarry fics II
  • Fanfiction-author: Mmh... I haven't written some good old smut in a while... let's just start with Harry pushing Draco angrily against the wall in a fight...
  • Draco: Potter, what are you doing?
  • Harry: I don't-
  • Fanfiction-author: ... and then Harry draws closer... and closer...
  • Draco: Ew, Potter! Get away from me.
  • Harry: I'm not... I don't know what's happening. She's making me do it!
  • Draco: *huffs* Then why do I feel like your wand is pushing up against my thigh... even though you're holding it in your hand???
  • Harry: It's clearly HER fault.
  • Fanfiction-author: *evil laughter* Wait for what I have prepared for you guys in the Room of Requirement... 😜🎁🎉🎊😈😉
  • Draco: What the hell? 😳
  • Harry: *panicking* Oh no. Please don't make me lose my virginity to him.
  • Draco: Hahaha, you're still a virgin, Potter?
  • Fanfiction-author: Why are YOU laughing?
  • Draco:
  • Fanfiction-author: Also, this is a bottom!draco-fic, so...
  • Draco: WHAT??
Team Moms Helping With Homework
  • Suga: Just write it down
  • Hinata: But that's not how sensei told us how to do it!
  • Suga: Well, how did he tell you to do it?
  • Hinata: I don't know!
  • -
  • Iwaizumi: What are you doing
  • Oikawa: Nothing *clearly on his computer*
  • Iwaizumi: Is your homework done
  • Oikawa: ...no
  • Iwaizumi: Give me your laptop
  • Oikawa: no wAIT
  • -
  • Yaku: You don't have to use your calculator
  • Lev: I'm making sure I'm right
  • Yaku: The question was "what's 2+2"
  • Lev: You never know
  • -
  • Bokuto: I can't do my homework, I don't have a pencil
  • Akaashi: Bokuto-san, I can see you hiding your pencil behind your back
  • Marco: I still don't like you, Tom.
  • Tom: I still don't like you too, Marco.
  • Marco: I especially don't like you when you fall asleep on me and I'm forced to hold you and stroke your hair to make sure you have good dreams.
  • Tom: Well I especially don't like you when you scratch behind my ears and give me kisses.
  • Tom (clearly lying): Um... the purring you hear when you do that is bad purring. I purr and nuzzle when I'm distressed.
  • Marco (standing up): Well I especially don't like YOU when you nuzzle me and you're so warm and cute I just HAVE to give you kisses! It's the worst!
  • Tom (looking angry): Well I especially don't like you when!.... when... um...
  • Tom (grabs Marco and kissed him): What was I talking about?
  • Marco: I hate it when you kiss me.
  • Tom (giggling): I don't.
  • Marco (kisses him again): Yeah... me neither.

dariattic-reblogs  asked:

Hello mama Bree! I'm sorry that my question is more fantasy storytelling than anything, I don't know how to figure it out on my own - what do you think is the distinction between witches, wizards, mages, sorcerers etc, if any?

This is actually an excellent question and one that gets debated here in the tumblr pagan community from time to time. As far as fantasy literature goes, my personal connotations of the words are thus (barring commonly-used gender and alignment stereotypes):

Witch - Heavy use of spells and potions and plants, often capable of seeing things clearly where others can’t or won’t, usually live alone or with other witches or many many cats, not big on combat magics but the first person you want handy if healing or defense or good advice is needed, usually stationary (in storytelling, the witch doesn’t generally come to you, you go to seek out the witch). Do not ever EVER cross one.

Wizard - More partial to spells and cantrips which require deep knowledge of other languages (often old dead ones that few other people know or speak anymore), associated with magic that requires institutional learning, often has an array of specialized magical tools and arcane texts to work with, prone to meddling (for good or for ill), may be versed in combat (or at least offensive) magics.

Mage - User of more elemental magics, either of one particular element or a combination or two or more, also partial to books but more intuitive than wizards, excellent to have in the party as their magical skills tend to be of the practical kind that are useful on long and perilous quests and they don’t need a lot of extra equipment since they can throw together a spell with whatever’s around them.

Sorcerer(ess) - Heavily ritualized magic which requires a great deal of preparation and learning and often requires highly obscure items or substances, often maintains a lair or stronghold because of the amount of devices and research materials required for their craft, generally either the first person you want on your side or the last person you’d want to be fighting.

@junk-hoe You are my queen, my sugar, my little spoon, my smol bean and I love you very much. I promise one day we will be together and I will give you all the cuddles a kisses you will ever need. I Promise to always be there when you need to talk to someone whether just a chat or something deeper. I promise to accept and love you no matter what. 

The people I invited @luna-lovesu@literallydeadsamuelbarnettbot @killjoyxx@unlikelytacotimetravel @unoriginalhouseplant 

The people Cess invited: @yet-another-notrllyemo @eri-sistible @demonicnoodle @jellijellatin@milkiejpg @musicorthemizery

anonymous asked:

I really want to like your blog but it bothers me that it's so elitist :// like in your last studyspo post where you had like a muji pencil case and expensive gel pens and it just feels so exclusive and it's just nasty how you always show off how rich you are

First off, let me apologize for any unintentional elitism. I’m not trying to show off– I’m just trying to run my blog and show the world the effort I put into my work.

Also, I’m assuming you’re referring to this post here, and let me clear two things up for you. First, that’s no Muji case. It was $3 on Amazon, and while two of the pens may be Pilot, I bought one of them with the money I earned from my job, and the other was a gift. The third pen is a really nice one from Walmart which I’d strongly recommend. 

Beyond just that, I’m only a high school student who wants to put the best side of myself forward. I’m not trying to leave anyone out, or “show off how rich I am,” I just want to show people the effort I’ve put into my notes and the highlights of my experience. You don’t know anything else about me except for what I choose to put online, and asks like these really devalue what I try to do.

Again, anything I do wrong is unintentional. Studyblrs aren’t perfect, and you only see what I want you to see. While I appreciate constructive criticism, this clearly isn’t it, particularly when you’re hiding behind an anonymous ask and too afraid to show your face.

- Grace

jd-the-anime-fan  asked:

I work in an independent greengrocers and luckily this hasn't happened very often, but when it has, I just have one thing to say: dog walkers who come into the shop are stupid. I don't know what makes them think they can come in with a dog if they can't do it for big-chain supermarkets. Then most of them get shirty once you point it out (and the clearly marked 'no dogs except guide dogs' sign). Like mate, I'm pretty sure at least half the stuff in here is fatal to dogs, I'm doing you a favour.

anonymous asked:

Holy wOW your Connor fic was SO GOOD omg!! Would you consider doing more connor stuff? Like maybe something that follows on with your last one when they stopped him? I'm so obsessed with that fic no joke !! Also no worries if you don't want to do this!! 💚

Title: Interrupted pt.2

Words: 1,378

A/N: I originally intended for Interrupted to be a one shot, so I was a bit stuck on this and didn’t know what you write. You can clearly tell i had no clue what i was doing, but hey here it is i guess whoops sorry

Keep reading

anonymous asked:

Lance slams the gallon of ice cream down on the table, making you jolt at the loud sound. "What the fuck is this?" He demands. "I'm, ice cream...?" He rolls his eyes. "No fuckin' shit, it's ice cream, but why was it in the trash?" "Why were you looking through my trash?" "Irrelevant. Why did you throw it away?" You shrug, nervous. He wasn't supposed to know about this. "I don't know, I'm trying to lose weight, eat healthier and all that." You mumble. 1/2

You’re trying to make it sound light, but Lance clearly doesn’t take it that way. “Why are you trying to lose weight?” Your brow furrows. “Why do people usually try to lose weight? I’m fa– I don’t like the way I look.” In that second, his face drops. “You’re perfect. You don’t need to lose weight. You don’t need to change anything about yourself.” “But-” “No. You’re perfect and I love you.” He pulls you into him, kissing your head. “You’re beautiful, and I’m gonna make you see that, okay?” 2/2

It’s 6:30am and I’m just so emotional and I love you guys for doing this - Gen

Sinful Sunday™

anonymous asked:

y'know how koogi said she didn't really do any research on BPD? Well I'm thinking that because she's Korean and is not good at English, like at all, If it somehow got misinterpreted? I mean she obviously would have to know what BPD is like if it "describes Bum" So I don't understand how people say she didn't research it, when he clearly shows signs of it and she said it best fits his character? I mean shit, it's not like she just picked a random disorder & was like "hey lets go with this one!"

Koo//gi very, VERY clearly stated that she didn’t do any research. There’s a difference between knowing the name of a mental illness and actually knowing how it works, anon. Her level of research is the equivalent of a person telling someone with depression that “happiness is a choice.” Yeah, she may know vaguely what the illness is, but she has absolutely no clue how it works and how it affects a person. She admitted it herself, above.

In the future, you should avoid contradicting yourself, anon. You can’t tell me that she did no research and then immediately tell me that she did, it’s confusing and detracts from your credibility. 

Have a good day.

Rewatching some scenes from all seasons I realized how they all feel different from each other. It’s unreal how close I felt to Eva in season 1 and how far away I feel she is right now. In season 2, I even learned to love Noora and William together, and now I hate it everytime his name comes up. In season 3, I was so scared Isak wouldn’t find how to be happy, and now it seems stupid to even think Isak wouldn’t find his place in the world (with Even by his side). Now in season 4, I feel so connected to Sana and we barely share anything, I don’t believe in any God and religion is one of the biggest parts of her life; I’m terrified she’s going to keep feeling this lonely.

And this made me think how close and far away we are from everybody that comes into our lives and one day just leaves; or we leave. It doesn’t matter if they are your best friend, your brother or some stranger, it comes and goes. And I don’t think it is because we change – or they change –, I think it is because we spend our lives seeing everything by our own perspective, even when we try to understand others. And they spend their lives like this, too. Sometimes it feels like it doesn’t really matter if you reach for people – or if they reach for you.

Eva was this adorable, kind and vulnerable girl in season 1 who learned how to be strong. She was there for Noora and the rest in season 2 no matter what. She was on and off in season 3, but still there for Isak when he needed to talk to her. And now who is she? She’s not there anymore. And that’s not because she’s changed, it’s because who Eva is changes depending on who looks at her. And that happens with Noora, Isak and Sana too. It happens with everybody, right?

We listen to people talking about people everyday, and sometimes it happens to me that it feels like we’re talking about different people when we’re clearly not. And that scares me. How we see ourselves and how others see us; how sometimes it doesn’t match at all.

Please don’t let me be misunderstood.

anonymous asked:

To be honest sometimes I feel like I shouldn't be in gryffindor. Like I'm not brave, I can barely pick up a spider or a bug without getting scared. Then there's nerve which I clearly don't think I possess. I just don't know.

dude ron weasley was a huge arachnophobe and was a true gryffindor. the point is that you face your fear and pick up the spider/bug anyway even though it makes you terrified. shit, neville was terrified of snape but he still went to every single potions lesson! being a gryffindor doesn’t mean being fearless, it means having the courage to face your fears and do what has to be done

anonymous asked:

Hi! So, in my opinion, it's clear that Bellamy loves and has romantic feelings for Clarke. I do believe that Clarke reciprocates those feelings, but I'm not so convinced that she's fully aware of them. It's understandable considering her feelings were focused on Lexa. I have always found Clarke's emotions harder to read and interpret around Bellamy. She clearly loves and cares for him, and I think the seed for romance is planted, but I don't know if SHE knows that. What do you think? :)

I don’t reblog great posts sometimes because they question Clarke’s feelings for Bellamy. 

I believe 100% that Clarke is in love with Bellamy and she has been since he was risking his life in Mount Weather. Yes. The entire time she was with Lxa. 

You say she was focused on Lxa, but I did my rewatch. Season 2 she was focused on BELLAMY, not Lxa who was right there. She rejected Lxa and her VERY next line was, “He did it.” Meaning Bellamy. Lxa knew she loved him.

And even in Polis, I’m gonna say that no, Clarke was focused on her people. And saving her people meant she had to save Lxa because she was invested in this relationship and keeping her on her good side. I found the relationship between Clarke and Lxa to be far more political than intimate. She NEVER trusted Lxa, even when she loved her. She never chose lxa. She chose her people.

In fact she didn’t become intimate with Lxa until after Bellamy rejected her and she thought he hated her. In Hakeldama.

So I question the concept that Clarke’s feelings for Bellamy were always eclipsed by her feelings for Lxa. Lxa was certainly entranced by Clarke, but I did not see her allow herself to return those feelings until it was ALREADY CERTAIN SHE WAS LEAVING and the political game was up. 

As soon as she came back to her delinquents Clarke Griffin was Bellamy focused. She wanted him back. She wanted their relationship back. She wanted their trust, their intimacy, their friendship, their support, their faith in each other and she COURTED him.

Not sexually. Emotionally.

You don’t do that if you don’t know that you love someone and maybe they might love you back. And maybe that love might be worth it, because you are better together. 

anonymous asked:

I have a few questions about Discord, and since you probably have access to historical/magical research books I don't, I'm hoping you could answer them. Do you know how, when and where Discord was born/originated? What are the extent of his powers? For example can he do resurrection or time travel? Lastly, he clearly knows extremely advanced magic beyond you and the royal sisters. Do you think he had to study it or it comes intuitively to him?

Discord is rather resistant to being studied and doesn’t like to answer questions. I asked him about his magic once, which I’ve written about in a previous issue that I recommend you read instead of me repeating myself, and I’ve also asked about his nature.

My studies, or at least attempts at study, haven’t yielded much information, as you never get straight answers, can’t trust the answers you do get, and it seems impossible to get readings from him; the instruments just go haywire.

If you ask him, he’s always existed, just like chaos has always existed. He isn’t chaos itself though, he’s a spirit of chaos, so I doubt he was always around. My guess is he formed gradually from an accumulation of ambient wild magic until strong enough to take corporeal form.

As for time travel, yes, or at least the illusion of it. If he could change history I assume he would have gone back to his first defeat and changed the outcome as soon as he was released. So either it’s the type of time travel that doesn’t let you actually change anything, or it’s an elaborate illusion.

Resurrection, well, I don’t think so. An illusion that gives the appearance of it, certainly, but not actual resurrection. That doesn’t seem like the sort of thing his magic would allow, from an archetypal perspective he’s a trickster, not a healer. But maybe that’s me reading too many novels.

I don’t know the limits of his magic, and I don’t think he does either. As he’s explained it, it’s not a matter of study or control, just following the current. I’m guessing that means what he does often doesn’t have any specific intent, that not even he knows what will happen.

I suppose if your goal is chaos, precision isn’t necessary. Like flailing your hooves wildly in a glassware shop will accomplish your goal if your goal is just to make a mess.

If so, it would certainly explain why he’s been struggling with friendship and harmony. That requires a lot more thought and intent. You can’t just accomplish friendship by trying things at random.