clearly i don't know what i'm doing

BBS As Things I've Heard At School
  • Vanoss : I may be very popular but honestly I am so socially scared of people the only reason they like me os cause I smile and nod quietly while inwardly screaming in fear.
  • Delirious : Honestly if I'm voted most likely to be a killer I wouldn't evn be surprised. I think they even said that about me in pre-school.
  • Moo : I have unfortunately become the mom friend and it has made me afraid of ever becoming a mother.
  • " You're a guy. "
  • And? Women are strong to deal with this bullshit! I can't handle you all I would clearly never be a good mother.
  • Terroriser : You know how most people want all eyes on them when walking into a room? I figured it out. Walk in and start doing really loud impressions!
  • Ohm : I feel I'm the friend who you have around so at least someone is semi-innocent in this massive pile of devil spawns.
  • Wildcat : I have no choice but to hang out with you all - I don't know how to make friends anymore!
  • Mini : You want to know what sucks?! Emily got nominated for Prom King over me. One, she's a girl! Not that there's a problem with the fact she's female but in this case there are two seperate places! And a third if anyone were agender. AND TWO! SHE DOESN'T EVEN ATTEND THIS SCHOOL!
  • Nogla : I'm not actually as dumb as I come off as. *misspells their name on a test* O-Okay well you see...I
  • Lui : Take me back to kindergarden. Snacks, recess and snacks. Away from bullshit and lies.
  • Basically : I had this group of friends before. They only hung out with me to show "diversity" so they didn't come off as racist. That comment madee realize they were. Ditched their asses.
  • Scotty : Only once in my life have I ever...I mean ever! Won at a game! Monopoly, Life, Mario in general...
  • Smiity : *after someone accidently steps on the back of their shoe* Yeah okay bitch. Get ready for that fucking restraining order on your ass!
  • Cartoonz : I have been compared to a southern satan before. I'm not sure which was more true. The fact that I'm very Southern. Or that I'm satan. *hisses and chokes on spit*

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Drarry fics II
  • Fanfiction-author: Mmh... I haven't written some good old smut in a while... let's just start with Harry pushing Draco angrily against the wall in a fight...
  • Draco: Potter, what are you doing?
  • Harry: I don't-
  • Fanfiction-author: ... and then Harry draws closer... and closer...
  • Draco: Ew, Potter! Get away from me.
  • Harry: I'm not... I don't know what's happening. She's making me do it!
  • Draco: *huffs* Then why do I feel like your wand is pushing up against my thigh... even though you're holding it in your hand???
  • Harry: It's clearly HER fault.
  • Fanfiction-author: *evil laughter* Wait for what I have prepared for you guys in the Room of Requirement... 😜🎁🎉🎊😈😉
  • Draco: What the hell? 😳
  • Harry: *panicking* Oh no. Please don't make me lose my virginity to him.
  • Draco: Hahaha, you're still a virgin, Potter?
  • Fanfiction-author: Why are YOU laughing?
  • Draco:
  • Fanfiction-author: Also, this is a bottom!draco-fic, so...
  • Draco: WHAT??
Team Moms Helping With Homework
  • Suga: Just write it down
  • Hinata: But that's not how sensei told us how to do it!
  • Suga: Well, how did he tell you to do it?
  • Hinata: I don't know!
  • -
  • Iwaizumi: What are you doing
  • Oikawa: Nothing *clearly on his computer*
  • Iwaizumi: Is your homework done
  • Oikawa:
  • Iwaizumi: Give me your laptop
  • Oikawa: no wAIT
  • -
  • Yaku: You don't have to use your calculator
  • Lev: I'm making sure I'm right
  • Yaku: The question was "what's 2+2"
  • Lev: You never know
  • -
  • Bokuto: I can't do my homework, I don't have a pencil
  • Akaashi: Bokuto-san, I can see you hiding your pencil behind your back
  • Marco: I still don't like you, Tom.
  • Tom: I still don't like you too, Marco.
  • Marco: I especially don't like you when you fall asleep on me and I'm forced to hold you and stroke your hair to make sure you have good dreams.
  • Tom: Well I especially don't like you when you scratch behind my ears and give me kisses.
  • Tom (clearly lying): Um... the purring you hear when you do that is bad purring. I purr and nuzzle when I'm distressed.
  • Marco (standing up): Well I especially don't like YOU when you nuzzle me and you're so warm and cute I just HAVE to give you kisses! It's the worst!
  • Tom (looking angry): Well I especially don't like you when!.... when... um...
  • Tom (grabs Marco and kissed him): What was I talking about?
  • Marco: I hate it when you kiss me.
  • Tom (giggling): I don't.
  • Marco (kisses him again): Yeah... me neither.
Fat Amy 'outs' Beca (based on the PP3 trailer)
  • [The Bella's gather at the bar in Atlanta, at their little reunion in their old Bella's uniforms.]
  • CR: Why so glum Beca?
  • Beca: Huh?
  • Fat Amy: She's pissed that her girlfriend broke up with her.
  • The Bella's: WHAT?!
  • Beca: Amy!
  • CR: Pay up bitches.
  • [The Bella's begin to take money out of their purses except for Chloe and Beca. Chloe is noticeably quiet, clearly stunned by the revelation that Beca is gay, and Beca looks past Aubrey at her nervously. Because Beca has the HUGEST crush on Chloe but has no balls to tell her.]
  • CR: *counting money* Five years of waiting. Totally worth it.
  • Beca: For the record, I'm not glum. And if I was it wouldn't be because of Alex. Who, by the way, was a total bitch in the end.
  • Fat Amy: Hey she wasn't THAT bad.
  • Beca: You're only saying that because she was Australian...
  • Fat Amy: Alright, so she was a bitch.
  • [The Bella's all fall silent, swigging their respective drinks. Beca cant look at Chloe who is noticeably staring at her.]
  • Chloe: What happened?
  • Beca: Huh?
  • Chloe: Why did your girlfriend break up with you?
  • [Beca looks at Chloe briefly then blushes so looks back down at her beer bottle, picking at the label with her thumb.]
  • Beca: lost my job. They were downsizing. Last one in first one out, you know?
  • Chloe: And she just broke up with you?!
  • Beca: Yeah, know...she had expensive taste. No good being with someone if they can't buy you things.
  • Fat Amy: Alex didn't work and she spent all of Shawshank's money.
  • [The Bella's all gasp and grumble, muttering about what a bitch Beca's ex was. But Beca simply grimaced, embarrassed that she'd been played by her girlfriend of eight months. Her first proper girlfriend. The women fell silent again until Chloe quietly pipes up.]
  • Chloe: She didn't deserve you.
  • Beca: Yeah, well, I'm an idiot...
  • [Beca and Chloe look at each other sadly. The Bella's are looking from the two friends to each other, sharing eye-rolls and knowing looks. Because they KNOW that both Beca and Chloe are crazy for each other. Beca quickly resumes her focus on her beer bottle with a deep breath and forced smile.]
  • Beca: Anyway, that's enough about me.
  • Fat Amy: Actually, I don't think it is.
  • [Beca looks at her housemate with a furrowed brow, but The Bella's are looking from her to Chloe and back again.]
  • Fat Amy: I know you're going to kill me when I say this but for crying out loud Beca, will you just get on and tell Chloe about the massive toner you have for her!
  • Beca: Uh...
  • [The Bella's all nod, their eyebrows raised in encouragement and Beca blushes again]
  • Chloe: Beca?
  • [Beca turns to Chloe who is looking at her cautiously, clearly breathing heavily. And all Beca can do is grimace apologetically.]
  • Beca: Chloe I kinda have...this thing...for you.
  • Aubrey: Um I think we should go...
  • [The Bella's hastily leave Beca and Chloe, moving to the other side of the bar. But Beca and Chloe don't move closer together. They're rooted to the spot as Beca waits for Chloe's response with baited breath.]
  • Chloe: I...don't know what to say...
  • Beca: Then don't say anything. Ugh I'm sorry. I'm so so sorry. You know what Amy's like...
  • Chloe: Beca. It's okay. I have a thing for you too.
  • Beca: You do?
  • Chloe: Yeah.

dariattic-reblogs  asked:

Hello mama Bree! I'm sorry that my question is more fantasy storytelling than anything, I don't know how to figure it out on my own - what do you think is the distinction between witches, wizards, mages, sorcerers etc, if any?

This is actually an excellent question and one that gets debated here in the tumblr pagan community from time to time. As far as fantasy literature goes, my personal connotations of the words are thus (barring commonly-used gender and alignment stereotypes):

Witch - Heavy use of spells and potions and plants, often capable of seeing things clearly where others can’t or won’t, usually live alone or with other witches or many many cats, not big on combat magics but the first person you want handy if healing or defense or good advice is needed, usually stationary (in storytelling, the witch doesn’t generally come to you, you go to seek out the witch). Do not ever EVER cross one.

Wizard - More partial to spells and cantrips which require deep knowledge of other languages (often old dead ones that few other people know or speak anymore), associated with magic that requires institutional learning, often has an array of specialized magical tools and arcane texts to work with, prone to meddling (for good or for ill), may be versed in combat (or at least offensive) magics.

Mage - User of more elemental magics, either of one particular element or a combination or two or more, also partial to books but more intuitive than wizards, excellent to have in the party as their magical skills tend to be of the practical kind that are useful on long and perilous quests and they don’t need a lot of extra equipment since they can throw together a spell with whatever’s around them.

Sorcerer(ess) - Heavily ritualized magic which requires a great deal of preparation and learning and often requires highly obscure items or substances, often maintains a lair or stronghold because of the amount of devices and research materials required for their craft, generally either the first person you want on your side or the last person you’d want to be fighting.

  • Amanda: *complaining to Hannah (who is clearly not listening) about Steve*
  • Amanda: That's it, fuck Steve. I'm going to just have sex with the first person who talks to me.
  • Sam: *appearing next to her, pretending like he hasn't been listening to the entire conversation behind the gym wall* Hey
  • Amanda: *not even looking at him* NOT you.
  • Sam: Pfft, like I.... that's not even... please?
  • Grog, impatient: What are you guys doing down there that is SO loud?
  • Scanlan: Sorry, we met somebody who was even stronger and awesomer than you, but we still love you and we'll bring him out to meet you soon.
  • Percy, absolutely distraught: Keyleth.. has a pet giant... robot... I don't know what to make of this-
  • Keyleth: I have a new friend.
  • Vax: A wha- a what?
  • Percy, clearly put off: It's a thing I've been working on, but apparently someone else has done it first so nevermind.
  • Keyleth: But it's a thing you've been workin on-
  • Percy, in a bratty tone: NEVERMIND. I'm not working on it anymore!
  • Scanlan: You could do a pocket fisherman an-
  • Percy, now full on pouting: It's passé and stupid, I don't want to hear about it.

@junk-hoe You are my queen, my sugar, my little spoon, my smol bean and I love you very much. I promise one day we will be together and I will give you all the cuddles a kisses you will ever need. I Promise to always be there when you need to talk to someone whether just a chat or something deeper. I promise to accept and love you no matter what. 

The people I invited @luna-lovesu@literallydeadsamuelbarnettbot @killjoyxx@unlikelytacotimetravel @unoriginalhouseplant 

The people Cess invited: @yet-another-notrllyemo @eri-sistible @demonicnoodle @jellijellatin@milkiejpg @musicorthemizery

  • Patrick: What are you doing here, anyway?
  • Pete: "Here" as in your bedroom or "here" as in the great spiritual question of our purpose here on this planet? If you're asking whether it's all just a cosmic coincidence or there's a greater metaethical purpose to life, well, that's a puzzler for the ages. I mean, simple ontological reductionism is clearly a fallacious argument, but-
  • Patrick: I'm going to bed.

anonymous asked:

I really want to like your blog but it bothers me that it's so elitist :// like in your last studyspo post where you had like a muji pencil case and expensive gel pens and it just feels so exclusive and it's just nasty how you always show off how rich you are

First off, let me apologize for any unintentional elitism. I’m not trying to show off– I’m just trying to run my blog and show the world the effort I put into my work.

Also, I’m assuming you’re referring to this post here, and let me clear two things up for you. First, that’s no Muji case. It was $3 on Amazon, and while two of the pens may be Pilot, I bought one of them with the money I earned from my job, and the other was a gift. The third pen is a really nice one from Walmart which I’d strongly recommend. 

Beyond just that, I’m only a high school student who wants to put the best side of myself forward. I’m not trying to leave anyone out, or “show off how rich I am,” I just want to show people the effort I’ve put into my notes and the highlights of my experience. You don’t know anything else about me except for what I choose to put online, and asks like these really devalue what I try to do.

Again, anything I do wrong is unintentional. Studyblrs aren’t perfect, and you only see what I want you to see. While I appreciate constructive criticism, this clearly isn’t it, particularly when you’re hiding behind an anonymous ask and too afraid to show your face.

- Grace

anonymous asked:

Holy wOW your Connor fic was SO GOOD omg!! Would you consider doing more connor stuff? Like maybe something that follows on with your last one when they stopped him? I'm so obsessed with that fic no joke !! Also no worries if you don't want to do this!! 💚

Title: Interrupted pt.2

Words: 1,378

A/N: I originally intended for Interrupted to be a one shot, so I was a bit stuck on this and didn’t know what you write. You can clearly tell i had no clue what i was doing, but hey here it is i guess whoops sorry

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jd-the-anime-fan  asked:

I work in an independent greengrocers and luckily this hasn't happened very often, but when it has, I just have one thing to say: dog walkers who come into the shop are stupid. I don't know what makes them think they can come in with a dog if they can't do it for big-chain supermarkets. Then most of them get shirty once you point it out (and the clearly marked 'no dogs except guide dogs' sign). Like mate, I'm pretty sure at least half the stuff in here is fatal to dogs, I'm doing you a favour.

anonymous asked:

Dean shouldn't grieve how we expect, the beer and girls, that's what the GA has seen.But Dean ignoring when Sam brings up Cas, like he didn't die? Pretending everything is fine, but he's clearly numb? That's what would make the GA sit up and take notice. And then when Dean finally faces that Cas is dead? Have the fallout worse than anything before. Because he watched the man he loved die, there's no normal after that. This is what I want, fuck me up Dabb.

Lol. It could be a bunch of things right now, they could take it in a lot of different ways, but it would all end up at the same point, to make it obvious to the GA that it is romantic distress. I’m going to add here, after a recent conversation that yes of course it will start out as grief for both Mary and Cas, but I absolutely think it will and should evolve past this, perhaps Mary comes back first and Dean is still grieving or there are a multitude of MotW romantic partners to parallel the loss or… whatever, there has to be a difference between the mission to get Mary back and the utter grief at losing Cas.

Really, I think Dean has to channel a bit of John here, given how much we are subverting season 1 and going back to the beginning and given that Dean literally just told Mary that John was a shell. I think we need Dean to be a shell and for Sam to tell him he’s acting like John at some point, probably in the depression stage of grief, which is further towards the end. Dean also told Mary that he’s made deals for the people he loves in the past… which I can’t help but link to the bargaining stage.

However BEFORE this, I do think it would potentially make a lot of sense for Dean to revert to the past, in the denial stage, because yeah we might see it as a coping mechanism but I don’t think the GA necessarily do, they really don’t realise how much the waitresses and porn star and the amazon for example come particularly at a point when he’s in deep emotional distress, often about Cas. A lot of them think Dean is a bit of a womaniser, jeez, the dude has less than 1 one night stand a year and every time he’s sweet, gentle and caring, give a guy a break.

From what I’ve seen on twitter they just don’t see it, I even saw someone saying Dean is a RAPIST because he lies about his JOB to these girls, I mean JFC… A lot of people think he is just after sex and don’t realise he’s an emotional mess on these occasions and just needs affection and human contact and he’s so good to these women, they all leave happy and satisfied. 

So it makes sense that they make it blatant now, that he’s hurting and needs sex/drink to dull the pain and feel loved and cared for for just a moment, in order to make them think about the times before, to mirror them. That is what Dabb has been doing for a ton of season 12 and he loves mirrors to the past to show character traits and growth so… I wouldn’t be surprised if we did and I kind of look forward apprehensively to my inbox blowing up if we see promos of Dean getting with 3 different girls in a run of a few episodes and everyone being like “nooo they’re no-homo-ing it again!” and I will be here rocking with glee because it’s precisely the opposite.

But hey, who knows, it’s just wild speculation and like I say, they may not, but either way I think whatever they do it should lead to making it clear that he has used this as coping mechanisms in the past and they’re no longer working and he wants to get past it now. 

So, for me, it does make sense either for it to happen off the bat, for him to react totally differently to before thanks to 12x22, OR he has to go through this regression to make it blatant to the GA, to through these things, then realise it’s not working… THEN it’s time for Dean to finally address how he feels and fall apart.

Foundation or BB Cream? From the Nur Range? ♥
  • Girl: Wow, you have the most amazing skin.... It seriously glows.. What products do you use?
  • Muslimah: Oh thanks, ma shaa Allah.
  • Girl: Like, there's this light being emitted from your face...
  • Muslimah: I'm not sure what to say.
  • Girl: Do you wear like a pearly foundation or something?
  • Muslimah: eeeeer
  • Girl: It's BB Cream durh! Natural but flawless right? Clearly working!
  • Muslimah: Yeah, I'm not wearing BB Cream.
  • Girl: Why don't you want to tell me what your wearing?
  • Muslimah: You just saw me come out the bathroom two seconds ago wiping water off my face, so my face is clean. If I was wearing something I promise I would tell you.
  • Girl: Waterproof! Oh come on, just tell me!
  • Muslimah: It's called Nur.
  • Girl: Where do I get it?
  • Muslimah: On the Straight Path..
  • Girl: Well, that is a bit vague, I'm sure even for Google Maps...
  • Muslimah: You know they say you have to work for beauty right?
  • Girl: Durh..... These legs don't wax themselves!
  • Muslimah: Well in my case; I read Quran, I pray five times a day, take abolition, I am kind and peaceful, I give charity and work towards Pleasing Allah, My Beloved Lord...
  • Girl: But what has that got to do with your face?
  • Muslimah: My soul is on the inside of my body, when I do good, my soul lights up, and when I do bad my soul darkens. That light you see on my face is my soul's light emitting through my skin! Muslims who try to please their lord have it and they are referred to being on The Straight Path. It's called 'Nur', or in English 'Light'...
  • Girl: Well, that light better light the Straight Path for me because I'm about to get packing...

Rewatching some scenes from all seasons I realized how they all feel different from each other. It’s unreal how close I felt to Eva in season 1 and how far away I feel she is right now. In season 2, I even learned to love Noora and William together, and now I hate it everytime his name comes up. In season 3, I was so scared Isak wouldn’t find how to be happy, and now it seems stupid to even think Isak wouldn’t find his place in the world (with Even by his side). Now in season 4, I feel so connected to Sana and we barely share anything, I don’t believe in any God and religion is one of the biggest parts of her life; I’m terrified she’s going to keep feeling this lonely.

And this made me think how close and far away we are from everybody that comes into our lives and one day just leaves; or we leave. It doesn’t matter if they are your best friend, your brother or some stranger, it comes and goes. And I don’t think it is because we change – or they change –, I think it is because we spend our lives seeing everything by our own perspective, even when we try to understand others. And they spend their lives like this, too. Sometimes it feels like it doesn’t really matter if you reach for people – or if they reach for you.

Eva was this adorable, kind and vulnerable girl in season 1 who learned how to be strong. She was there for Noora and the rest in season 2 no matter what. She was on and off in season 3, but still there for Isak when he needed to talk to her. And now who is she? She’s not there anymore. And that’s not because she’s changed, it’s because who Eva is changes depending on who looks at her. And that happens with Noora, Isak and Sana too. It happens with everybody, right?

We listen to people talking about people everyday, and sometimes it happens to me that it feels like we’re talking about different people when we’re clearly not. And that scares me. How we see ourselves and how others see us; how sometimes it doesn’t match at all.

Please don’t let me be misunderstood.

anonymous asked:

Hi! So, in my opinion, it's clear that Bellamy loves and has romantic feelings for Clarke. I do believe that Clarke reciprocates those feelings, but I'm not so convinced that she's fully aware of them. It's understandable considering her feelings were focused on Lexa. I have always found Clarke's emotions harder to read and interpret around Bellamy. She clearly loves and cares for him, and I think the seed for romance is planted, but I don't know if SHE knows that. What do you think? :)

I don’t reblog great posts sometimes because they question Clarke’s feelings for Bellamy. 

I believe 100% that Clarke is in love with Bellamy and she has been since he was risking his life in Mount Weather. Yes. The entire time she was with Lxa. 

You say she was focused on Lxa, but I did my rewatch. Season 2 she was focused on BELLAMY, not Lxa who was right there. She rejected Lxa and her VERY next line was, “He did it.” Meaning Bellamy. Lxa knew she loved him.

And even in Polis, I’m gonna say that no, Clarke was focused on her people. And saving her people meant she had to save Lxa because she was invested in this relationship and keeping her on her good side. I found the relationship between Clarke and Lxa to be far more political than intimate. She NEVER trusted Lxa, even when she loved her. She never chose lxa. She chose her people.

In fact she didn’t become intimate with Lxa until after Bellamy rejected her and she thought he hated her. In Hakeldama.

So I question the concept that Clarke’s feelings for Bellamy were always eclipsed by her feelings for Lxa. Lxa was certainly entranced by Clarke, but I did not see her allow herself to return those feelings until it was ALREADY CERTAIN SHE WAS LEAVING and the political game was up. 

As soon as she came back to her delinquents Clarke Griffin was Bellamy focused. She wanted him back. She wanted their relationship back. She wanted their trust, their intimacy, their friendship, their support, their faith in each other and she COURTED him.

Not sexually. Emotionally.

You don’t do that if you don’t know that you love someone and maybe they might love you back. And maybe that love might be worth it, because you are better together.