Rose Lalonde becoming a duelist of the Ootori Academy.
TT: The idea seems to be that you draw power directly from neurosis, and particularly from neurosis associated with members of your immediate family.
TG: so should we break out the champagne now or
TT: Wait, there’s more – based on a cursory examination of the participants involved it has become clear to me that sibling relationships are of particular use – even more particularly, sibling relationships with incestuous overtones.
TT: This tournament was, on one or more levels, designed for me.
TG: fuck dude you are going to be sports champion of magical incest school
TT: I am going to win all of the duels. All of them.
TG: they are going to straight up run out of duels for you to win
TG: i can see the big purple douchebag you mentioned all slapping the shit out of you jack nicholson style
TG: askin how you got so good at bullshit anime duels
TG: finally you come out with it
TG: ‘shes my hot mom’
TG: ‘shes my hot sister’
TG: ‘shes my hot mom and my hot sister’
TG: only then does he realize how fucked he is
TG: he should never have taken that first bite of the lalonde incest sandwich
TT: Did I mention you apparently get bonus points for lesbianism?
TG: you are literally going to rule the school
TT: The chairman will drive away in his fancy car, gutshot but not knowing it. A dead man driving. He will collapse on the steering wheel, overcome by the sheer bewildering fuckedness of my interpersonal relationships. A single tear of awe will trickle down one cheek. I will turn to my new anime girlfriend. I will say:
TG: forget it anime girlfriend
TG: its fuckin chinatown