clear for men

chaoticgamer8693  asked:

Gonna clear something up here. Men are instinctually generous to those they wish to mate with. It comes from all the way back to the apes. It shows the ability to get food and be comfortable. The intelligence to gain food and so on so forth. So naturally apes began prostitution as males traded resources for the right to mate. But anyway. This is where the gold diggers instinct comes from. And same with the low-self-esteem guy that gives things to everyone. I'll reblog in more detail.

I don’t really know what to say here besides uhh, source?

I think it is very rare for a human being to be totally unsalvageable but I think it is very clear to me that many men lack, and will lack until the day they die, the basic understanding of women as human beings just like them with individual desires and fears and personalities, which would be required for men to ever be suitable for interactions with women. Many literally cannot get it in their heads that women have personhood in the exact same sense they do.

Because let’s be very clear: strong men - strong men, men who are truly role models, don’t need to put down women to make themselves feel powerful. People who are truly strong lift others up.
—  Michelle Obama

anonymous asked:

alex could you possibly elaborate on what your tags mean, the ones about being cynical about the reality of what hes doing?

Since Another Man, I’ve been under the assumption that he will only tell what he wants to tell, that we will not be getting anything close to the full truth, nor are we owed it. No matter what, he will always be working within constraints. (also remember the clear-eyed lizard men) So, this is all being very tightly controlled, and that’s obvious to me. I’m happy that he has a certain amount of freedom with creative choices, but I understand that true freedom and honesty is an ideal that does not exist.

Some people will take that as a negative against him. I see it more as the reality of working in the business he’s in. I just see it as table stakes. I saw a post recently that was like “why do you want to believe he’s lying to you? why do you want him to be a liar?” which was so weird to me. I assume most famous people are lying to me. I don’t know them. I can’t know them. Even if they tried to allow me to know them through public mediums, I still wouldn’t know them because everyone puts on a show, even if they try not to. So usually when I read about a celebrity or something, I’m always like… what are they trying to project out to the world here? I consume a lot of celebrity generated Content outside of the Harry Styles bubble and oooooh my god the shows that people put on in the most “honest” of circumstances.

I’ve always been more fascinated by the mechanics and the theater of it all, and I think you have to suss out the truth within the cracks if you want to. (And sometimes I don’t even want to! Sometimes I’m like yes, please spoon feed me whatever story you want to tell, I’m satisfied with that [looks at Beyonce])

Anyway this is a ramble. I don’t see it as a flaw or negative on his part. Just a reality that I’ve gotten quite comfortable with.

I really, truly hate when people conflate the terms GNC and ‘Nonbinary’ (or just don’t know what GNC means at all), so here you go:

GNC (Gender Non-Conforming): Not identifying with/actively practicing the societal gender roles assigned to your sex
Ex. Males who wear makeup and skirts (still men), females who don’t shave and cut their hair short (still women).

‘Nonbinary’: Identifying out of the “gender binary”
I.E. Trying to claim that they are neither men or women.

They. Do. Not. Mean. The. Same. Thing.

“Forget" Negan x Reader

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Negan x Reader

Request: Can I make a Negan x reader request? So like where Negan is injured or something and the reader finds him unconscious on the side of the road and takes him to her house to patch him up. When he wakes up Negan has temporarily lost his memory so he stays at the reader’s place. Whilst she takes care of him she falls in love with him, but is terrified that he doesn’t feel the same and will just leave her when he gets his memory back. Thank you!!!

Warnings: Language. Blood. Mentions of death. Alcohol usage. Implied smut. Some inappropriate conversations/talk of sex. Fluff

Originally posted by fallenhuntersx

“Fuck!” You hear a voice yell from a distance. There are a few other male voices that follow, but they are incoherent.

You stop in your tracks, cocking your head in the direction of the yelling. Part of you begins to feel worried- the yelling was going to attract walkers, and the last thing you needed was to fight a herd of walkers alone. You’re out hunting a mile away from your house, and you don’t have enough bows with you to take on very many.

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How the Southern Democratic-Republicans act around someone they love

thomas jefferson:

  • he’d be just minding his own business you know and he’d hear someone say your name and he would just join the conversation without invitation and start talking about how great you and how amazing you are because man have they seen how amazing you look? and he would realize that he just walked up to a complete stranger and started talking about how wonderful you are
    • james would laugh so hard at how embarrassed thomas gets after he just sorta apologizes to the stranger and he wouldn’t talk about anything else for the entire week and james spends more time with you and hints to thomas’s crush on you like all the time and thomas would just be freaking out
      • james would accidently bring it up to get you to pay attention in a meeting and he would say your name and thomas would look up immediately and would smile a bit. hamilton and washington would be laughing so hard at this point
  • if you two were already close, he would go out of his way to visit you during his lunch breaks and things like that
    • you work forty five minutes away and he only has a ten minute break? no problem for thomas, he calls off sick, james making the comment that thomas is sick but he’s lovesick. thomas slams the door in madison’s face and makes his way to your work to see how you are
    • him taking you to a greenhouse and getting genuinely excited to tell you about all of the different flowers because he loves flowers and he knows so much about them?
    • whenever you ask him what’s the most beautiful flower in his opinion, he has to refrain from answering ‘you' 
  • he is so scared of messing things up between you guys because yes, he understands that he can be an asshole but he doesn’t want you to think of him like that? and by scared i mean he is terrified, nobody jokes about how he doesn’t deserve you after hamilton did that and even he realized he crossed a line when thomas got so upset over it
  • he becomes slightly more affectionate when he realizes that he is in love with you and he kinda just holds your hand for a second too long or hugs you longer than what is considered friendly- although if you aren’t comfortable with being touched, he would completely understand and he would just shower you with gifts
  • it isn’t really obvious that he has a crush on you but he just is generally a nicer person over all since he met you and it’s the little things really that can lead you to the fact that he is in love with you, like how he always gets you your prefered morning beverage, even though he didn’t have to work for another two hours and how he smiles at you when he thinks nobody’s looking

james madison:

  • he is an absolute trainwreck whenever someone mentions you i mean you haven’t james  being clumsy before but as soon as someone mentions your name or he sees you he just kinda accidently drops whatever he is holding or he trips and he gets really flustered and would apologize profusely and smiles awkwardly i mean he is such an awkward babe
    • thomas tries somewhat to not be a complete asshole because he doesn’t want his friend to get physically injured and by somewhat i mean thomas does his best to refrain from mentioning you every second so he usually mentions you every minute or so, give or take and it gets to the point where he almost spills coffee on george washington because thomas asked james if he had asked you out yet
    • he is so awkward? like he gets so nervous whenever he sees you because he wants to make a good impression on you and he kinda ends up stumbling over his words a bit? thomas usually has to talk to you for him since he falls apart everytime he sees you
  • if you two knew each other already, he would be slightly more comfortable around you and he would really enjoy listening to you talk about things you love and things you are passionate about because there’s something about the way your eyes light up and it seems to make his entire day better, when he sees you so happy about something and it makes him smile so widely 
    • if you ask him about stuff he likes to do he is actually going to be very very confused because someone genuinely wants to know about stuff he is interested in and they get excited when they see him happy? he just wants to cry and hug you at the same time
    • you both sharing your interests and jefferson and burr just smirking because you both are looking at each other the exact same way now and both of you are so oblivious to it
  • he doesn’t feel like he is good enough for you so he is always expecting you to fall in love with jefferson or hamilton or someone else- someone more important than him and he kinda just accepts that the feelings are probably unrequited and that you don’t feel the same way about him
  • he just is around you more often because he enjoys spending time with you, even though if he is completely nervous that he might say the wrong thing the entire time but it’s worth it? he still isn’t completely sure whether or not spending time with you is worth the possibility of messing things up between you two and possibly ruining your friendship but he does it anyway
  • his crush on you is very very obvious i mean the poor man absolutely loves being in your company so much and he doesn’t even bother to hide it anymore and he smiles brighter when you around and it’s so obvious to everyone around you guys that you are each other’s worlds.

aaron burr:

  • he first really realizes how he feels for you when him and alexander are just debating about something stupid- it’s not even competitive or at least it wasn’t supposed to be but with hamilton literally everything is competitive. and so you join in, on aaron’s side (alex sees this as an act of betrayal and acts offended)
    • and aaron gets pretty excited about it and alex notices this because aaron never looks this happy to debate about trivial things and so they go on with the debate and even though alexander loses (aaron was determined to impress you // alex wanted to help aaron) he is still so smug and aaron naturally gets concerned and confronts him and alex kinda spills that he knows about how he loves you and aaron is just really confused now because he didn’t even know himself?
    • alex can’t stop laughing when burr tells him that he didn’t even know and burr is just kind of glaring at alex and they keep awkwardly glancing at you to make sure you aren’t listening to them
    • alex is now hanging around burr to try and help him win your affections and do stupid things such as flirt with you for aaron in which aaron ends up blushing a lot before pulling alex away and groaning and missing how your eyes look so amused at the interaction every time alex tries to talk to you
  • he is actually still very very nervous if you guys already know each other and alex being alex has to step up his flirting game if you guys already know each other and it confuses everyone because who is he flirting for? is he flirting for himself? is he flirting for burr? 
    • james and thomas try to fight alex when they realize burr likes you and alex clears things up with them and they for some reason feel that this is an excellent idea and so now you have three people flirting with you for one person and aaron is just screaming
  • he wonders why you don’t date or flirt back with alex, thomas or james because he is just him and they are them but he sorta pushes those fears away and actually starts flirting with you and all of the others just back off immediately and oh that’s why they were flirting with you in the first place, for aaron
    • thomas, james and alexander are all like proud parents when aaron finally tries to flirt with you and you just start smiling widely after he does and for the first time, you would flirt back and aaron would actually be so confused because you never did to anyone else but by then it’s so obvious how he feels and how you feel that just kinda rolls with it
  • it’s not very obvious in the beginning, near the debate but it comes more clear after three men are all flirting for their friend who always has to drag them away while mumbling several apologies to you and how the conversations between the two of you always end up with him smiling brighter than before and how his friends always tease him about this
Miserable Lester, Part 16: Those Guys Meet Marius, And So On

Okay, so one fine day the Stanley Yelnats of this story, Bossuet, is chilling outside the cafe where the Alphabetters always congregate. He’s daydreaming, and thinking not-too-concernedly about how he got kicked out of law school the day before, and how this means he’s gonna have to change some of his plans for the future, sure, he guesses. This guy really is admirably zen about worrisome stuff happening to him, although I suppose with his luck the main alternatives would be to get all defeatist and bitter and self-pitying or to retreat into flat-out denial, so. Suddenly a cabriolet goes by, moving at an unusually slow pace, like, you could jog faster than this thing. It’s like whoever’s inside it isn’t sure where he’s going. That piques Bossuet’s interest, so he looks inside the cab (not hard, because it’s so damn slow), and discovers that it contains a Marius Pontmercy. Bossuet knows he’s a Marius Pontmercy because he’s clutching a big overnight bag with his name written prominently on the front.

“Hey,” Bossuet goes like, hailing the cab to a stop. “Marius Pontmercy? You’re Marius Pontmercy? I’ve been looking for you, man!”

Marius is all, “Who are you? Do we know each other or something?”

Bossuet is all, “Nope!”

“Then HOW DID YOU KNOW MY NAME??” goes Marius, still holding a bag with his full name clearly printed on it in large block letters facing out the window of the cab.

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With Love And Money

 Sugar Daddy!Yoongi x Reader

Genre: Smut, Fluff 

Warnings: Daddy kink, spanking, D/s themes, i think that’s it

Words: 8k 

Request:  ahhh yonni omg could you do a really nasty yoongi daddy kink smut with spanking please?

Originally posted by bwiseoks

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I Knew I Was Dead

Originally posted by rxbytuesday

Tommy Shelby x Reader

Request: Could you do an imagine with tommy Shelby I just started watching peaky blinders and I fell in love !! In the imagine could the reader be the leader of a rival gang and the peaky blinders are planning to take them out till tommy finds out the leader is a girl and falls for her because she is feisty and fights better than anyone he has ever seen ?

This was so much fun to write! Enjoy!

Boots echoed on the hardwood floors of the upstairs office that was situated in a warehouse on the wharf in the northern part of Birmingham. The footsteps circled Tommy, who was slumped in a chair, bag over his head. He groaned as he came to and pulled the canvas sack off of his head. His eyes rolled around in his skull a bit, but they finally settled.

“So you’re the infamous Thomas Shelby,” Y/N came into his view and sat at her desk. “I have to say, you’re not quite what I imagined,” She shrugged playfully. “But we all know looks can be deceiving,”

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Kaldur/Aqualad X Reader-  Laughing Jackass (Sequel to ‘I Say We Follow Him’)

“Just tell us who she is, Bart!” Gar begged through the mind link, barely dodging a bullet from one of the hired assassins.  “Kaldur won’t tell us anything!!”

“No way, dude, I don’t want to reveal any spoilers!” Bart replied while knocking out one of the assassins.  “Plus Kaldur threatened me….”

A boisterous amount of groans echoed through the mind link until Kaldur stated: “Focus on the task at hand, not my personal life you invaded.”

The link remained silent for a few minutes until Robin broke the silence, “There’s a new hostile in the field.  Um, forget that, they’re attacking the bad guys.”

“Do not attack, I will deal with this,” Kaldur stated and started running your direction.

You knew that it would be risky to join in the battle when Kaldur’s team was at the location where you tracked the assassins/mercenaries you’ve been searching for months, but it was the only time where you had a confirmed location and you weren’t taking that chance.  It wasn’t your fault that the team was sent here, but you knew you had to lay low if you wanted to succeed.  Robin had spotted you when you were taking down the gunmen, but you had let him.  You needed to find Kaldur and make sure he knew what he was involving himself in.  You dodged a fist and wrapped your legs around the man’s neck, easily taking him down and knocking him out.  The sound of guns clattering made you freeze and slowly turn around, revealing dozens of soldiers armed from head to toe.  You smirked, took in a deep breath, and let out an ear-deafening Canary Cry that caused all of the men to be forced back against the building, which was now damaged.  Debris continued to fly in the direction of the men until you ran out of breath, instantly letting the man and debris fall to the ground.  Once you regained your breath, you ran into the building, leaving dozens of unconscious men behind you.  You listened carefully as you were cautiously sneaking through the building, taking down anyone you came across silently and quickly.  As soon as you cleared through the men, a hand grabbed your waist and pulled you into a room.  You struggled, but calmed down when you recognized the voice of your assailant.

“What are you doing here?” Kaldur asked quietly, releasing you from his grip.

“Finally shutting down the group of assassins and mercenaries that I’ve been tracking down for months, what about you?” you questioned and walked over to a wall, tearing off the vent cover before climbing in.

Kaldur sighed, “You could join the team and make this process simpler.”

“Where’s the fun in that?”


You sighed as you watched the assassins and mercenaries being shoved into trucks, enjoying the feeling of relaxation and the cool wind on your skin.  Kaldur and his team left to return back to their headquarters, but he promised that he would return once he was finished with dealing with Batman.  


You froze, instantly recognizing who the voice belonged to.  Of course, Kaldur set you up or she found out you were here.  It had been so long since you had seen her, twelve years to be exact.

“Dinah,” you said and remained still, still keeping your eyes on the tiny people below you.  “How’d you know I was here.”

You heard footsteps behind you, “When the team described a hero that could produce a Canary Cry, I knew it was you.”

“I guess Batman isn’t the only detective,” you joked, trying to prevent the tears from forming in your eyes.

“Where have you been all of these years?” Dinah asked, taking a seat next to you on the edge of the roof.

“Around,” you replied.

“Do you know how I felt when the team told me that they saw you?  It has been over a decade and you decide to tell them to say you said ‘Hi’?”

“Probably pissed off you couldn’t find me first?”

She laughed, “That’s part of it.  I know we had some difficulties in the past, but I made a mistake when you left.  You were my family, but I let my emotions get in the way.  I understand if you wish to never see me again, but know that I regret what I did to you.”

“I don’t blame you, Dinah.  It’s not everyday you find out someone stole your DNA to build a better version of yourself,” you said and gestured yourself.  “You weren’t the whole reason why I left.  I left because I needed to find myself, I needed to understand who I was, not your mini me.”

She nodded, “I see.”

“I never used the name Laughing Jackass either,” you admitted.  “It was a cool name when I was a kid, but it was ridiculous, even for my adult standards.”

Dinah bursted out laughing, causing you to join in with her.  Once the two of you returned your breathing to normal, you both focused on the sunset and enjoyed the comfortable silence.

“Will you come back home?”

“I’ll give it a try, but only if you’re ready to get your ass handed to you.”

“I’ll take that chance.”


Bart smiled as he looked at the crumpled photo he brought with him from the future.  His parents were holding his small form, holding a worn down book that he kept for years until he came to the past.  His parents read about all kinds of superheroes when they were still alive, but it was your stories and adventures that truly inspired him to become the way he is.  You may have been created because of evil intentions, but you had changed your destiny and did great things.  You are his hero