Mutually Assured Dating

‘You were singing really loudly in the shower when I broke into your apartment but then i heard you slip and crash and oh god i should probably check on you in case i get done for murder instead of just robbery’ AU

It took all of fourteen seconds for Derek to realize he was in the wrong apartment.

First, he noticed the very large and scuffed up sneakers and boots ditched haphazardly kind of near the door but half into the living room. Cora was meticulous about her shoes and kept them neatly arranged in a shoe rack right next to the door. The only time they touched the floor was when her feet were in them.

Second, the stuff. There was so much stuff everywhere; clothes thrown over the back of the couch, dishes across the coffee table and all over the kitchen counters, books on every surface, a gaming console dragging wires across the floor and surrounded by games, in cases and out of them. Cora was an unintentional minimalist, in that she threw out anything she didn’t need and lacked a single sentimental bone in her body. Derek and Laura regularly made trips to wherever she lived to save family keepsakes and memories from her ruthless cleaning sprees.

Then he noticed the manly warble coming from somewhere deeper in the apartment, and Cora’s favorite topic of rant floated lazily to the forefront of his mind.

—but my neighbor, oh my god this guy! I’m going to kill him if I ever see him in the hall! His bathroom shares a wall with my bedroom and he sings in the shower, every shower, at all hours. Literally all hours, like 4am, and he only sings Christmas carols at 4am. I’ve have Jingle Bells stuck in my head for a week! 

Shoes, stuff, singing.

This was not Cora’s apartment.

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Yesterday after I got off work, I just wasn’t feeling very motivated to do anything. So @gradschoolforty and I decided to do a cleaning challenge! Since I clean when I get anxious, I didn’t honestly have much to do with my room, so this is the corner I fixed!

Obviously these are before and after pictures. So I took my sweatshirts and hung them up, moved my little bench and tv dinner table into my closet along with all of my extra pillows and this giant box of blankets. I also took down my photography projects from my wall to give them away. They just don’t hold any significance to me anymore and I was sick of looking at them.

So anyway! I’m sure we’ll think of another goofy thing to do today to motivate each other, stay tuned!

Stress Cleaning (ALiL Deleted Scene)

Summary: (College!AU) In which you’re too stressed to get any schoolwork done so Bucky offers an alternative plan.

Pairing: Bucky x Reader

Word Count: 2,370

A/N: An anon requested The reader is really stressed and Bucky helps her calm down. It’d be cool to see them clean the kitchen together and joke around. This occurs between “The Little Things (Part One)” and “The Little Things (Part Two)” I should be doing work and preparing for finals, but I was too stressed so I wrote this instead

“A Lesson in Love” Masterlist + Soundtrack

Originally posted by calif0rnia-lovers

You stare at your textbook, willing the words on the page to somehow become more interesting. When they don’t, you move the book from the table onto your lap in the hopes that this new angle will help you absorb what you’re reading. After you catch yourself skimming over the same paragraph for what is now the third time in a row, you slam the textbook closed in frustration.

Midterms are upon you and what you should be doing is studying for the exams you have this week. Unfortunately for you, your brain is not in compliance with this plan. It wants nothing to do with the study guides, outlines, and index cards you’ve created. You had hoped that switching gears and reading straight from your textbook might work, but that attempt failed just as badly as the rest.

You lean forward and rest your forehead on the edge of the cool, wooden table as hopelessness and frustration overwhelm your senses. The last thing you should be doing right now is nothing, and yet, nothing is all you can bring yourself to do.

“Hard at work I see.”

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{Special} College!AU Taeyong
  • major: medical laboratory science 
  • minor:  mathematics 
  • sports: tennis team 
  • clubs: was a part of math club and won a regional competition when he was only a freshman,,,,the math dept begged him to switch majors but he said he wouldn’t be able to handle a degree that made him a teacher,,,,,because schools can be,,,,,,,a mess  
  • taeyong is like the model student and everyone in his major thinks he’s a genius,,,,,,,,,,,,but in reality he just stays up three nights in a row neurotically drinking coffee and listening to edm remixes of like jazz songs,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,like that is the Truth of his college life
  • was originally going to go into pre-med,,,,but when an emt came to visit and was like “sometimes blood just gets everywhere! and i mean EVERYWHERE” taeyong was like,,,,,,,,,,well he first got out his hand sanitizer and decided then and there that working with machines and in a lab was his aesthetic instead
  • having random people cough on you in the ER is not
  • like blood is cool in the study of hematology and taeyong will get enthusiastic over working with new specimens in his microbiology lab
  • but ,,,,,,, he’s a theory person,,,,,,he wants to help doctors figure out why someone is sick and then the doctors can treat them
  • taeyong is a-ok being behind the studying and lab work,,,,not on the front lines
  • which is baffling to most people because taeyong puts effort into going unnoticed but,,,,it’s Impossible to not notice him
  • even in his lab coat, thick framed glasses, and the usual perfectly bland outfit of black jeans and a button down,,,,,,someone might be like haha what nerd
  • but,,,,,,,one look at his face and it’s like WOAH WHAT 
  • and countless times on his way to his internship or when he’s out getting lunch wtih jaehyun and ten people will be like excuse me,,,are you a model? a site model? a idol? are u on some tv show?
  • and taeyong seriously doesn’t get why he gets asked this so many times,,,,every time humbly apologizing that he’s not the person they’re looking for and getting a little anxious when people are obviously taking photos of him
  • like the amount of times jaehyun has literally had to get up and sit in front of taeyong so people wouldn’t be noisy is insane
  • and the amount of times ten has started an argument on taeyong’s behave is even more because ten is always like taEYONG YOU HANDSOME FRIEND OF MINE I GeT THAT u R BEAUTiFUL but WhY DO peOPLE JusT DISREGARD UR prIVAC-
  • and taeyong always has to calm ten down but all of their friends agree that it’s super weird and gets out of hand
  • but taeyong is too nice to shut it down himself,,,,,so most of the time he slips on those glasses and a hat when he goes out and avoids looking people in the eyes
  • johnny once came over to his dorm and was like “bro i got you this wig. wear it if things get too creepy.” unfortunately the wig was the bright color red and mark was like hey johnny i know ur a senior and all but,,,,,,is ur head in the game,,,bro,,,please,,,
  • is the designated mom of his dorm’s floor because he has evERYTHING on hand from extra chargers, to a first aid kit, to pain killers
  • and every time someone comes into his room (taeyong begged for a single bed,,,,roommates can get a Bit) they’re always amazed at how a boy in college keeps his room sparkling clean
  • and i literally mean sparkling his bed sheets are white, his desk is completely free of everything except his laptop and a cup to hold pens in,,,,,his closet is organized by color: white, black, grey, and brown
  • and he has a little whiteboard where he writes due dates and everyone is like ur seriously a star student why cant i be clean and organized like u
  • except they don’t understand,,,anytime before finals the clean room turns into disarray,,,,,like taeyong literally pulls all his covers off the bed and takes power naps at his desk only to wake up with post-it notes stuck to his face
  • and when finals are over he goes on a cleaning spree in which he offers to do the laundry for everyone on his floor because it calms his nerves
  • he’s a sweet, polite, hard-working kid tbh with the face of an actual god which makes some people think he’s stuck up when he’s the absolute least from it
  • like taeyong is that kid that tutors his seniors for FREE in subjects they should be tutoring him in like what an angel?????/
  • anyway you’re taking organic chemistry with him this semester but the only problem is ,,,,,,you transferred in the middle of the year and therefore are completely falling behind
  • to the point where you don’t even care about saving your grade because no one wants to help and the teacher is super like “well,,,,,,,,,,do it urself im not doing it for u” kinda stick up their butt situation
  • so u start skipping class
  • because everything else ur doing fine in,,,,u have people sharing notes and teachers who get ur situation but organic chem????? the Devil
  • until one day as ur standing in line at the school cafe and u feel a tap on ur shoulder 
  • and u turn around to see this guy,,,,,who u know but ur not sure from where until he’s like “taeyong,,,,im in your organic chem class.” and you roll your eyes at the name of that class but then ur like sORRy,,,,,it’s just that class is so,,,,,
  • and he’s like “ive noticed you’ve stopped coming,,,,,is the material too hard?”
  • and you kind of are taken aback because this chem class isn’t ,,,,,,small it’s a lecture hall full of like 150 people and he noticed,,,,,,you?
  • but you shrug not wanting to come off like ,,,,, obvious and ur like “i transferred and a lot of things didn’t make sense,,,,so i gave up? ill just retake the class next semester.”
  • but taeyong frowns and for a moment you think to yourself: how does someone still look so attractive frowning wth
  • but ur like “it’s whatever, it can’t be helped.” but taeyong is like ,,,,,,,if,,,,if you still want help,,,,,,i can help you
  • and for a moment you’re gonna laugh because there’s like four weeks left of classes,,,,,,the only way to save your grade is to ace the big course final
  • but taeyong seems to fidget a bit when u don’t answer and he goes “b-but if it’s weird,,,,if i seem we,,weird,,,,,,im sor-”
  • and you’re like no no it’s not you,,,it’s just,,,how can u teach me so much in so little time ?? it’d be a lot of work on ur part and we don’t even know each other?
  • but taeyong seems unfazed by the amount of work,,,,tbh he smiles a little when u mention how it’ll take hard work and u dont know because ur new to the school but it’s because every1 always tells taeyong he does too much and works too hard,,,,,but to him it’s all fun like he has fun in his major
  • and he shakes his head and looks at you and again u catch urself sinking a little into his dark,,,pretty eyes and he’s like “im in ,,, if you’re in.”
  • and the line has moved up and the bored looking girl behind the register asks what you’d like to order and ur like ,,,,, one sec- and she’s like i don’t have time tell me so you say ur order,,,turn back to taeyong and ur like “ok,,,,let’s try.” and he’s like “meet me in the library at 8.”
  • and you watch him give a little bow and turn around and for a moment u cant be really sure that just happened,,,,,,,most people in college dont waltz up to others to offer to tutor them,,,,,
  • but as u pay the girl for ur coffee she goes “don’t try asking taeyong out. he never dates.” and ur like ????? what a guy like him definitely has a significant other????? right?????
  • so 8pm comes around and u bring a fresh notebook and the textbook u bought for the class and find that u dont even have to look for a seat because u can see taeyong already at one of the tables
  • and he’s got his lab coat over his chair,,,,his laptop open with some charts up and a heavy looking medical dictionary ,,,, he looks like a straight up doctor tbh 
  • and u sit down,,,startling taeyong who’s glasses slip down his nose just a bit until he’s chuckling and closing his laptop 
  • and u think how good of a tutor can he be to help someone as hopelessly lost as u,,,,,,,,,,,,but the minute taeyong begins to explain it’s like,,,,it’s like everything makes /sense/
  • nothing is complicated or abstract,,,,and u can’t help but be entranced by his smooth, slightly deep voice and the way he points out keywords and writes down formulas in near perfect handwriting 
  • like everything about him is so Professional he’s like,,,he’s like a professor,,,,
  • and it’s kind of super cute how when u ask him to repeat something he doesn’t get ticked off,,,no he gets excited because it’s obvious,,,,this is something taeyong loves
  • and at the end of ur first study session u feel so much better about everything
  • to the point that u even show up to ur class the next day and taeyong doesn’t look up from his notes,,,,,so u cant say hi but,,,,,suddenly it’s not like the teacher is talking nonsense
  • and every other day taeyong comes to the library to teach u,,,although he moves the time up to 10pm and ur not sure,,,maybe classes or clubs
  • and by the sixth time as ur packing up to leave taeyong goes “i see ur coming to class, that makes me happy.” and u don’t know why but,,,,,,,
  • just saying that,,,,,,,,it,,,,,it makes ur heart skip a beat
  • but u remember the words of the girl from the cafe about taeyong never dating and u itch to ask him,,,,but u don’t want to make this relationship more awkward
  • which is why the only time u do ask is when u end up in another class of urs partnered up with yuta and taeil,,,,two boys who immediately go “you’re the one taeyong is tutoring right?” and you’re like,,,yes??? and yuta scratches his head and is like “for organic chem or for immunology? or wait,,,,he’s giving someone tennis lessons too right taeil??” and ur like wow,,,taeyong sure helps a lot of people
  • and taeil nudges yuta but nods and is like “taeyong is really too nice for his own good,,,,,,,,,,” and u nod and try to focus on the project,,,but taeil gives u this like ???? knowing smile
  • and ur like ,,,, w-whats up and taeil is like “u want to know if taeyong is seeing someone?” and u straighten up because ur like ,,,,, UM,,, no-
  • and yuta laughs into his palm and is like “it’s ok,,,i know taeyong as a fellow pretty boy everyone always asks us that” and taeil rolls his eyes but he’s like “he’s not, he hasn’t dated anyone in college.” and from the shock on ur face yuta can only nod his head and go “i know,,,it shocks all of us,,,,,,hot girls and hot guys and everyone else all the hot people on campus have made moves on him but he just,,,,,,”
  • and yuta throws up his hands in defeat and taeil shrugs and for a second u think,,,,,,,,well what kind of chance to i stand,,,,,,,but u shake it off and ur like “maybe he’s just waiting!! he’s really nice i hope he finds someone.” 
  • and with that u leave after class,,,realizing that taeyong is helping u from the goodness of his heart,,,,,not because he might harbor something towards u,,,,and u need to accept that
  • but what u dont realize is that as u head toward ur dorm,,,,,taeyong is waiting in the library and when u don’t show up,,,,he goes into a panic
  • and the next day in organic chem he comes rushing up to
  • and for the first time his perfect face is scarred with worry and his hair is a mess and he looks like he hasn’t slept and he’s like,,,,,a,,,,are you ok?? and ur like yes wh- and he seems to calm down and even get embarrassed a bit as he steps back and is like “wi-will you come to the library tomorrow??” and ur like ofc omg 
  • and as ur trying to concentrate,,,u look over to see taeyong dozing off,,,,something he never does,,,,and u wonder why he didn’t sleep
  • and when u go for tutoring taeyong seems a little more reserved,,,,like usually if u make a joke he’ll laugh or if ur fingers brush it’s nothing
  • but now it seems like he’s keeping his distance,,,,,a bit more than usual and u want to ask if something is wrong,,,,,
  • so when ur done with the problem set he has and he gets up almost as if he’s in a hurry,,,,ur reach out and ask him if he’s ok and taeyong,,,looking down at your hand on his wrist ,,,, mumbles that u didn’t show up to tutoring so he thought he’d messed up but u explain that it just slipped ur mind,,,,,,taeyong could never do something wrong
  • and taeyong,,,,looks up at you and smiles just a bit and he’s like “if i do do something wrong,,,please tell me and ill fix it.”
  • and,,,,,,,like,,,,,,,,the pureness of his voice,,,,the way he’d gotten so worried over you,,,,,it makes your heart burst because where else could someone find such a damn near perfect boy
  • and before you can think and stop yourself from speaking you ask; “the final is in a week,,,,,after,,,,,would you want to go out?”
  • taeyong seems to need a moment to register what u mean,,,,but when he does,,,,it’s like all the heat in his body has rushed up into his face and he stutters over an answer until he just goes “im sorry,,,,,,,” and that’s enough for you to get the hint
  • you apologize at least ten times and ur like thIS is awkward,,,ill go and make a dash for the door as quickly as possible
  • because everything is so damn EMBARRASSING and ur like WHAT WERE U THINKING @ yourself the whole time u go to your dorm
  • and for a good hour u just lay down with ur head in ur pillow like gkhdlfjssdf whY DID I OPEN MY MOUTH
  • but taeyong,,,,,who also gets to his dorm just sets down his laptop and tries to think himself,,,why,,,,,,,why did he say im sorry?? when he wanted to say yes,,,,,
  • and the week goes by and the final comes and goes and at the end u want to ball ur eyes out because well one that final was hARD AS HELL but thanks to taeyongs help u feel like u did decently,,,,,but also the whole time u couldn’t help but look over at taeyong and not once,,,,,,did u guys cross eyes
  • and ur convincing urself that he’s forgotten about it,,,,,about you and helping you,,,and every night u spent in the library getting closer and god dammit if u hadnt gotten all worked up over him saying he was worried thiS wouldnt have happened
  • until you walk right into someone and they’re like “woah! watch yourself” and you look up to see the familiar face of taeil and ur like oh right whoops we got an A on our project did u get the email? and taeil nods but he’s like “more importantly,,,,,,,,hows taeyong?”
  • and ur like ?????????/ idk im not his frie-
  • and taeil is like ur not??? taeyong literally tutored u right after his internship for four weeks straight sacrificing his time for u and ur not even friends? doubt it
  • and ur like wait what
  • and taeyong is like yEAH why do u think u had to meet so damn late the poor guy had a class load + an internship in a lab + tutoring and believe me as kind as he is,,,,,,he wouldn’t go to such lengths for a stranger
  • and u can’t believe it,,,,like at all,,,,,,but u feel like such an asshole and ur like “do u know where-” and taeil is like “bus stop near the gym. he should be going there n-” and ur like thANKS SEE U LATER TELL YUTA WE GOT AN A BECAUSE HE NEVER CHECKS HIS EMAIL
  • and as u run u can see taeyong,,,holding his lab coat and his shoulder bag at the stop and u don’t know how much time u have till the bus comes
  • but when u show up in front of him,,,huffing and puffing taeyong immediately worries and tries to offer u his water and ur like no no listen to me 
  • and he’s lie ???? with wide eyes and ur like “im sorry. i never thanked u for tutoring me and we left of on an awkward note and it was sUPER embarrassing but if we could push it aside like i really like u,,,,,,,,but like i want to be ur friend first and foremost because i think ur great and u helped me pass that satanic class and i just didnt know u were staying up so late to tutor me and i just i have a lot more to say but most of all thank you so much taeyong. i appreciate what you did for me.”
  • and u cant believe u had enough breath for all that but taeyong,,,,taeyong is smiling,,,,,,,and it’s the smile that makes his usually stoic, handsome face turn somewhat childish and warm
  • and he puts his hand out to carefully take yours and he’s like 
  • “im happy i could help, but also i,,,,,,,,,”
  • and you think he’s holding ur hand in like ???A friendly way??? but taeyong is literally also shaking??? and ur like is he nervous???
  • but taeyong finally swallows the lump in his throat and goes “but also i don’t want to push what you asked me aside. i,,,,,,,i want to take you on a date,,,,,,,can i?”
  • and you can hear the bus approaching and you can see taeyong’s eyes flash between yours and the road and you know you need to answer
  • but ur like stuck and the bus doors open and taeyong is like “i need to let go but tell me-”
  • and he’s halfway up the steps when you get up into the bus with him and the driver is like ? and you lean up to kiss his cheek and you’re like 
  • “yes,,,,,,,please take me on a date. it would make me really happy.”
  • and the bus driver is like hello are u also getting on and taeyong turns cherry red but he tells u he’ll call - but wait ur number - and ur like oh !! message taeil he has it we were partners and taeyong is like ok!!
  • and the driver is like AHEM but this nice old lady is like “don’t ruin their moment”
  • and basically,,,,you get off the bus and wave to taeyong in the window as it leaves and practically skip back to school because oh my god the undateable taeyong,,,,,,just asked you on a dATE
  • and the date,,,,,,is so simple and sweet 
  • everyone thinks taeyong is some stuck up snob with high taste but nooooope in reality u two go to a cafe that specialize in board games and u guys play monoply on ur first damn date and then some connect four and when u beat him at jenga ur pretty sure he might cry
  • but ur like “taeyong,,,,,,top of ur major and yet,,,,,,,bad at jenga?” and he’s like !!!!!!!! im not rematch!!!!11
  • but u win again and poor taeyong has his head in his hands but he’s having fun and gladly does the penalty (which is buying u guys two more drinks)
  • and it’s like afterwords u learn that taeyong is not flashy,,,,,he takes so much happiness in just walking u to ur dorm afterwords and when u tease him about jenga he just bites his lip and mumbles that it just wasn’t his night tonight,,,,,,
  • and when you lean up to kiss him gently taeyong mumbles against your skin if it’s alright to take u out on a second date and u think how cute,,,,but completely agree
  • and two dates turn into more dates and before u know it u and taeyong are dating with matching couple rings to prove it 
  • which yuta thinks is cheesy but taeil just tells him to shut it and be happy for taeyong 
  • but on a real note taeyong takes dating as seriously as his studies,,,he puts his efforts into making you happy and learning more about you
  • and it’s so adorable when he’ll point something out and be like “it reminds me of you!” and,,,,it’s like,,,,,,,what an observant, caring boyfriend 
  • you tell taeyong once you don’t like this specific kind of fruit so when u guys get a fruit salad he asks if u want him to pick out the ones u dont like and u just laugh and go i can just not eat them!!! and he gets red,,,,but like it’s the sentiment that counts
  • taeyong works most of his week and studies super hard so u don’t get to go out a lot and taeyong apologizes for that
  • but you just hold his face in your hands and tell him that no. his studies come first because it’s his future
  • and once taeyong mumbled that he hopes ur his future too and it made ur heart,,,,,,,,,it literally made ur heart burst and you were like taeyong don’t say things like that and he was like im sorry,,,but why not
  • and u were like because it makes me want to kiss u and u have calculus homework right 
  • people that took pics of taeyong when u go out always just get super long glares from u and at one point u were like “that’s illegal i can sue on behave of my boyfriend”
  • and taeyong was like ,,,,angel it’s ok,,,,,,,but u were like anyone who wants to disrespect him come @ me i will prote-
  • u and ten get along really well just fyi
  • taeyong introduces u to mark and ur just like !!!!!! wow!!!!! so adorable and taeyong is like rIGHT he’s so cute he’s my son and mark is like ??? but both u and taeyong dote on him and sometimes he’s like guys,,,,please,,,,
  • but most of the time he likes it because u and taeyong will cook for him if he asks LOL
  • for someone who hides behind his glasses taeyong sends u selfies whenever he’s with mark because he’s like !!!!!! look how cute
  • but also sometimes he sends some of himself and he’s like ‘i look so bad ive been studying for 4 hours’ but in reality. he doesn’t look bad. he looks like a model. what the heck. what the actual heck
  • taeyong keeps his desk super clean but he’s recently let u put up some photos in frames,,,one of them is his sister ,,, another his parents,,, then one of him and his friends ,,,,,,,and then one of u guys,,,,shyly holding hands under fireworks and it’s cute
  • because before he used to keep everything completely in check but when u doodle a heart on his whiteboard he can’t erase it,,,,he just thinks of u and smiles
  • doesn’t share his hoodies but it’s ok because when u hug him his smell gets stuck in ur clothes and u love it
  • u taught taeyong how to use emojis the right way because when u sent him a bunch of hearts he was like ‘isn’t one enough’ and u were like taeyong no i love u much more than one heart emoji and he was like oh! i should sent more too because i love u so much and it was cORNY but so damn cute
  • his pda is kept to a minimum because taeyong sees intimacy as something very special and he always wants to make sure it’s shared between you and him 
  • and he’ll like it when u take control because taeyong wants to do anything to please u and sometimes u have to remind him that it’s ok for him to indulge
  • and he’ll just shyly hide into ur neck but it’s ok because when u run ur hands down his spine u can hear a low sound from him and it’s,,,,,,hot
  • also loves being kissed on the back of his neck like the nape it always makes him really soft and if he’s overworking himself 
  • ull like come up from behind while he’s hunched over a book and kiss his nape and he’ll completely kind of loosen up and let u drag him out for a snack so he doesn’t die in all his class notes
  • and taeyong tells u after sometime that dating,,,,,and being close to people always worried him because he didn’t know if he could make someone happy
  • but you tell him that he makes u the most happy,,,,even if he has quirks about him and gets excited over math,,,,,that’s so adorable to you
  • like you’re the one person that taeyong should never be scared of hurting,,,,,,because you know how much effort he puts into his work and u know he’d never do anything to harm u or his friends
  • and it’s cute,,,,,,u wait for him to get back to campus after his internship and taeyong is always like !!!!! it’s cold and dark dont 
  • but ur always there and when he gets off the bus he makes u wait till it leaves but then u guys kiss and it’s cute and u laugh against each others lips
  • and although taeyong doesnt like to share his clothes he’ll pull his lab coat over the two of u and be like “kiss me again” and ur like ooo someone is actually more into pda than we thought?? and he’s like shy,,,but also u do kiss him and it’s soft
  • my conclusion is college!taeyong is soft ok everyone please be nice to him


college vixx (here) / college bts (here) / college seventeen (here)
college monsta x (here) / college got7 + amber + kard (here)

upcoming recovering the password to his instagram account (@jonghyun.948) jonghyun has went on a cleaning spree of the accounts that he follows on the count. he is now following twenty two accounts, rather than over thirty like before. below is the complete list of accounts he now follows along with the accounts that he unfollowed and one account that he newly followed:

complete list of followed accounts:
515sunnyday (snsd’s sunny)
bambijin90 (wefreaky’s sojin)
beatburgerjae (shim jae won)
cnbluegt (cnblue’s jonghyun)
crush9244 (solost - crush)
dlwlrma (solost - iu)
essential14 (clothing brand??)
gucne (mixing engineer for sm)
hermosavidaluna (f(x)’s luna)
hotsoostuff (snsd’s sooyoung)
hydrayuge0 (producer - greg hwang)
iammingki (davichi’s minkyung)
jayjoonkim (designer - kim jae joon)
minhyun85 (actor - baek min hyun)
philtre (planet shiver’s philtre)
taeyeon_ss (snsd’s taeyeon)
vousmevoyez (f(x)’s krystal)
younha_holic (solost - younha)
yulyulk (snsd’s yuri)
xodambi (solost - son dam bi)
xolovestephi (snsd’s tiffany)
ziont (solost - zion.t)

newly followed accounts:
taeyeon_ss (snsd’s taeyeon)

accounts that he unfollowed:
callmegray (soloist - gray)
junggigo (soloist - junggigo)
luvlyzzy (after school’s lizzy)
mightyirony (soloist - iron)
mminam0425 (actor - kang min jong)
mr.mpm (dgna’s hyunmin)
oncelime (the nuts’ song jung)
satgotloco (soloist - loco)
shy_1120 (director - yoo seung hyun)
simonjakops (dmtn’s simon)
sy_911120 (myname’s seyong)


* Alexander Hamilton x Reader
* Modern College AU
* 204: Is there a special reason as you why you’re wearing my shirt?

A/N: So here’s a random idea I had when someone decided to mess with my laundry while I was off in classes. As for two stories in one day, yay! I had very little homework but this weekend I’m going on a cleaning spree. Plus I haven’t looked at my request recently so I don’t have any real pressing or even good ideas right now. But I digress. I hope y’all enjoy this silly little, fluffy story.

Word Count: 2,134


Co-ed dorms weren’t the best. True, it was more calm than the freshman dorm, but now you had you had to deal with guys all the time. The worst was the laundry room. Guys clothes were everywhere. They spread out as if it was their laundry room at home and they didn’t have to share it with a building of other people.

You walked into the room, your basket balanced on your hip. You winced at all the clothes on the floor that must have missed when getting tossed into the machine. You hoisted your basket up onto a machine and started sorting and loading your clothes. You started the machine and and headed back to your room and hoping your laundry wouldn’t be messed with.

You delved into some homework.You wrote a couple of papers, pausing only to switch your clothes over to the dryer. You finally went to go retrieve you now dry clothes. You grabbed the basket without a second thought and carried it back to your room. You started folding your clothes and putting them away. You furrowed your brow when you found a pair of jeans that were clearly not yours. They looked like they’d be a bit baggy on you but not too long. They were mens pants, judging by the appearance and deep pockets.

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Okay so i wanted to show y'all what I’m working with in terms of a computer

 This is our baby, The Frankenstein. 

 Frankie was purchased as a new, shiny Gateway Laptop waaaaaay back in 2012, 5 years ago.

 Actually, we didnt get Frankie. We got his parts, Jack and Diane.

 See, Frankie is a horrific amalgamation of two different laptops spliced together. 

Jack and Diane were Christmas presents that suffered a series of accidents. After a couple of fatal ones (charger port breaking, water damage, screen bustings, etc) we spliced them together into one working laptop and reinstalled our files off a USB drive. Jacks body, Dianes power cord and battery, some of her circuitry, and her screen since Jacks got busted in a fall. 

 However. At some point around 2014, dianes screen ripped entirely off of jacks body. So then we hooked him up to an external monitor, very old one, could only use VGA(?), not HDMI 

 And then frankies files got corrupted and he slowed to a crawl and a bunch of his keys broke off 

 So we stored him away 

Come 2016, we had another computer (Shoveguts, named for the fact that i had to go in now and again and shove his internals around to get a charge/get it working) fall apart on us and were working entirely off Squishy, a little chrome book that @trash-bot sent us 

When during a cleaning spree, from the depths of the closet rose a box containing Frankie 

So we got out a bunch of cords and hooked him up to a large HD TV as a monitor, wiped his memory, and plugged in all sorts of life support shit (bad speakers so now hes got a speaker system, cant charge so constant power, bad internal  mic so an old rockband USB one, etc)

So anyway thats what i have as a computer. It runs Steam, internet, Paint Tool Sai, and records video and shit so thats all i really need. 

Five less well-known differences between British English and American English

(if you’re from a different english-speaking country by all means add on to this)

1. mad

British definition:
(adj or adv) crazy, e.g. He was driving 30 above the speed limit even though the police was right behind him, he must be mad. or I just went on a cleaning spree and my room is mad tidy.

American definition:
(adj) angry, e.g. I came home late last night and my parents were super mad.

2. pissed

British definition:
1. (adj) drunk, e.g. By the time I got to the party everyone was already pissed as newts.
2. see American definition (although in British English this is more usually expressed as pissed off, e.g. I’m getting such bad luck today, it’s pissing me off.)

American definition:
1. (adj) angry, e.g. You seem pissed or something, what happened?

3. this food:

British term: candy floss
American term: cotton candy

4. this food:

British term: rocket
American term: arugula

5. this gesture:

British definition: fuck you (only when this way round, otherwise it’s the peace-sign)
American definition: equivalent to the peace-sign


When the doctor tells you to take it easy but you go on a cleaning spree instead. 

(true story, my mum when 8 months pregnant with one of my sisters decided it was a good idea to move around large rocks out of the garden beds. Some of those were 15Kg+. Pregnant women definitely are invincible and should not be told to sit still). 


Crying while listening to your boyfriend, Tyler’s, music when he comes home early from tour to surprise you

Request: Kind of a weird request but I think it would be cute if like Tyler comes home to surprise the reader (his girlfriend) but when he gets there she’s crying listening to a bunch of top songs and he comforts her and a bunch of fluff. Sorry if that was stupid or confusing.

You don’t know how you ended up on the couch with a tub of ice cream blasting Tyler’s music, but here you are. 

The ice cream was originally going to help you through a sad episode of your favorite show, but right before you were going to turn the radio off, Stressed Out came on and you decided to sit down and listen to it. 

As you were listening to your boyfriend’s voice, you opened the tub of chocolate ice cream, pushed the bowl you had gotten out to the side and dove right into the tub, taking a bite and sighing.

After the song ended, you couldn’t help but get out your phone and play House of Gold, moving to the couch with your spoon and your ice cream. 

When you first started dating Tyler, he had warned you that dating him would be hard, but you decided that he was worth it. And he is. He definitely is. 

But it’s so much harder then you thought it would be. 

Tyler has been on tour for four months now and long distance has worked out so far, but today has been unusually emotional for you

You slept in one of Tyler’s shirts and woke up the next morning with his smell surrounding you. That’s what set off your day of everything in the house somehow belonging to Tyler. 

Then Tyler texted you and said he wouldn’t be able to FaceTime that night, which left you to do the one thing you did when you wanted to get you mind off something: clean. 

You organized your and Tyler’s room, cleaned the kitchen, vacuumed, then decided you were done after cleaning all the bathrooms.

During your emotional cleaning spree, you had the radio on, and hearing Tyler’s voice is what triggered your breakdown. 

As you listened to more and more songs, the more choked up you got and the more ice cream you ate. 

You had eventually put your twenty one pilots playlist on shuffle, and you hadn’t actually started crying until Truce came on. 

And at that moment, you were glad Tyler wasn’t there to see you crying your eyes out with a tub of ice cream in your lap as you listened to his music. 

You didn’t even try to pause the music when the door opens. You just turned with a spoonful of ice cream just inches away from your lips. 


Your eyes widened and you stared at the man in front of you, trying not to cry more than you already had.



You let out a small laugh in disbelief and put the ice cream down, standing and running towards your boyfriend.

You wrapped your arms around him and laughed when he lifted you up, holding you in his arms tightly. 

“Hey, what’s wrong? Were you crying?” 

You nodded and pressed your lips to his, grabbing the sides of his face to pull him closer. He wrapped his arms around your waist and kissed you back, smiling against your lips. 

“I thought you weren’t supposed to be back for another two months,” you said when you pulled away.

“Well, I’m not…but I really missed you and we had a few days before the next show, so…”

You smiled at him and rested your head on his shoulder, wrapping your arms around him.

“Seriously, why were you crying? Also, is that twenty one pilots playing?” he asks, pushing a piece of your hair behind your ear. “Is that ice cream?” 

You let out a laugh and sniffed. 

“Yeah, well, I missed you and Stressed Out came on the radio and I put your music on shuffle and it made me sad ‘cause you weren’t home. And I got all sappy and really wanted ice cream.” 

You both smiled, Tyler laughing at you a little. You leaned forward and rested your forehead against his, sniffling.  

“But you’re here now, so I don’t need ice cream.” 



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Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
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Tangled // Tangled: The Series
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Drabble #20 "you did all of this for me?"

A “Making the Grade” Drabble

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A wave of exhaustion flooded Poppy’s body as she slid her key into the lock on her door.  Arguments over layout, corrupted photo files, and a visiting professor refusing to do an interview had plagued the newspaper offices all week.  Classes hadn’t been any better.  There was a research paper to finish, note cards to make, and a stack of library books scattered across her bedroom floor that were frightfully overdue.  All she really wanted was to eat, take a hot shower and collapse into bed - and not even necessarily in that order.  But as Poppy turned the lock her shoulders sagged with the realization that she hadn’t cleaned her apartment in ages let alone washed her sheets or gone grocery shopping.  Her stomach turned at the thought of another meal of ramen noodles.

She turned the key and nudged the door with her shoulder.  It swung open and Poppy was greeted with the distinct smell of garlic, Thai curry, onions, and ….. bleach? “What the fuck?  Hello?!”

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The girls with a neat-freak S/O?

Sure thing! I’m not great with the girls, but I hope I did them justice here for you!

Maki Harukawa

  • she’s a little surprised, you didn’t seem much like the neat freak type honestly.
  • but she’s not opposed to it, what’s so bad about a tidy home?
  • she doesn’t exactly help out on your cleaning sprees, but in her daily life, she makes an effort to clean up after herself.
  • sometimes she’ll forget and leave little messes in her wake, sometimes she’s just too tired to clean up, and you can cover for her then.
  • she really does respect you though, and she’ll clean up after herself whenever possible.
  • she’ll also do little chores to please or surprise you, like doing the laundry or washing the dishes while you’re away.
  • she knows how much you like coming back to a clean home and being able to rest easy.

Kirumi Toujou

  • you really think she would mind this?!
  • she loves cleaning with you!
  • in fact, you two are so neat that when you go to clean, there’s usually not much to do anyway.
  • so it gives you a lot of free time with her, which is nice!
  • cleaning together is one of your favourite ways to spend time with each other, just nice chat while you make the house sparkle.
  • you trade off for chore nights, taking turns with things like the dishes and vaccuuming and such.
  • if one of you is tired, the other one can always cover, no problem. it’s just something you both enjoy!
  • in short, she doesn’t mind at all, in fact, she really loves it. she’d much rather a very neat partner than a very messy partner any day!

Angie Yonaga

  • oh god.
  • she’s an absolute disaster.
  • art supplies everywhere, all the time, paint everywhere, all the time, constant spills, always leaving her dishes out in favour of returning to her art projects, dirty newspapers laid out to catch paint and clay that end up on the floor anyway, it’s-
  • it’s hellish.
  • she never cleans up after herself, she never even considers it, and it drives you insane.
  • finally you break and just lose it, rushing around the room frantically cleaning messes while you rant, telling her that the least she could do is TRY to keep things clean, even a little bit!
  • she could at least PUT HER DISHES IN THE SINK.
  • she’s in a stunned silence, just watching as you took her entire studio and practically made it shine.
  • when you’re done, she admits that she kind of likes her messy studio.
  • however, angie promises to try harder now! just for you!
  • dishes go in the sink now. that’s about all that changes.

Kaede Akamatsu

  • oh?? you’re a neat freak?
  • that’s fine! she’s totally fine with that, she understands.
  • she can relate just a bit, she likes to keep her room and her music room pretty tidy as well.
  • she wants to please you!
  • she’ll do the dishes, she’ll clean up after herself, whatever makes you happy.
  • though she’s not very good at vaccuuming, admittedly.
  • she asks if she needs to clean her piano every time she cleans, and you say no, that won’t be necessary.
  • she does it anyway, just to be sure.
  • she just wants to make sure you’re comfortable in your own home, so yes, of course she’ll clean. it’s easy.
  • you really do appreciate it.

Iruma Miu

  • you’ll be the first to admit that she’s frustrating.
  • when she leaves messes, they’re extremely difficult to clean.
  • oil, gasoline, machine parts, how do you even BEGIN to clean this stuff up?!
  • she promises she’ll get around to it, but she never does.
  • she promises she’ll make less messes, but she never actually follows through on it, and there’s always a new mess when you get home.
  • you’re honestly getting kind of angry with her at this point.
  • she can tell, and she frantically lies again, promising that she’ll make an effort to clean up.
  • when you snap and yell at her, telling her that you know she won’t, she seems panicked. you found her out.
  • you tell her that either she starts cleaning up after herself at the very least, or she’s not allowed to work at ALL in the house anymore.
  • she knows that you aren’t lying.
  • let’s just say, the house gets a little cleaner from here on out.

Yumeno Himiko

  • she’s not TRYING to be messy, she’s just…not exactly trying to be clean, either.
  • she just doesn’t feel like it’s all that important to get up and clean anyway.
  • however, that being said, she can tell you’re getting kind of stressed with all the extra cleaning you need to do now that she’s around.
  • so she devises a plan.
  • the next day, while you’re out, she cleans the entire house, top to bottom, no dirt, no messes, no garbage, nothing.
  • she’s exhausted when she’s done, but she knows you’ll be appreciative.
  • and you are!
  • when you get home, you’re amazed, you never would have expected this much effort from her!
  • she insists she just used a cleansing spell, that she hadn’t even had to get off the couch, and you’ll roll with that story for her sake.
  • but that doesn’t stop you from giving her plenty of little kisses as thanks.

Tsumugi Shirogane

  • she’s pretty messy, but she likes keeping her space organized too.
  • so while she does create these massive messes, she always cleans up after herself!
  • however, you guess this only extends to her studio, because she has no problem with leaving carpets full of snack crumbs and dishes uncleaned.
  • not to mention all the stuff she leaves in the car.
  • you don’t mind cleaning up after her so much, as long as she’s cleaning up all of the major messes in her studio.
  • she apologizes when she sees you cleaning up after her, and promises to make an effort to clean up, but you know she won’t.
  • you’re not mad, seeing her face after realizing she forgot to clean up is funny enough, and you can tell she’s not making an active effort to lie to you.
  • so, again, as long as she keeps her space clean, you don’t mind.

Tenko Chabashira

  • tenko fully understands your need for a clean home, a clean home makes a clean mind!
  • she’ll help you clean up whenever you want, but usually she doesn’t have to, because it’s never a two person job.
  • she never leaves a mess behind, always cleaning up after herself.
  • she likes a clean space too! she understands!
  • you appreciate her trying, really! it’s more than you could say for some.
  • she loves when you praise her for a job well done, and you love seeing her face just light up, so you make sure to tell her how well she’s cleaned, and thank her for her work.
  • she’s honestly just adorable.
Bad Dad Award

This was written for an anonymous user who requested James or Rose forgetting to pick Ainsley up for some kind of appointment.

This is part of my soulmates series.


James hastily shoved his sandwich into his mouth, in a hurry to get something in his stomach before going back to the chemistry department to help the technician repair a laser within one of the lab’s microscopes.

But just as he crammed the last bit of turkey and cheese into his mouth, his office phone rang. He glanced at the caller ID, and there was something familiar about the phone number, but he couldn’t place it.

“Hello, this is Doctor James Tyler-McCrimmon,” he answered after swallowing down the food in his mouth.

“Good afternoon,” said a crisp female voice. “I’m calling from St. Mary’s. We’ve got Miss Ainsley Tyler-McCrimmon in our office insisting that she’s—”

“Oh, shit,” James muttered, glancing at his desk calendar. He heart dropped when he saw Ainsley – dentist – 1:30pm scribbled across the date, circled many times in red. “Shit, shit, shit. Sorry. I’m on my way. Thanks for calling! Bugger.”

James grabbed his keys and bag and rushed out of his office. He made a detour to the microscope lab, ready to apologize profusely to the lab tech.

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Hi, I'd like to buy 1 bonding moment, please?

Sorry for the wait! Enjoy your purchase.

Fandom: Voltron Legendary Defender
Pairing: Klance, if you squint


Keith twirled around at the sound of the voice, knife at the ready.

Lance scoffed, his hands up in surrender, “Seriously dude?”

The knife lowered, as Keith cursed. “Lance,” Keith glanced over at the clock on his bedside table,”it’s two o’clock in the morning.”

Lance nodded, “According to Coran it’s the ‘perfect’ hour to start cleaning.”

Keith raised an eyebrow, “What?”

Lance yawned, “Dude were you paying any attention at dinner?”

Keith hadn’t, his mind had been swarming with questions about his blade and the connections he had with the Galra. The nightmares he had been having recently hadn’t really been helping.

“Hello? Space to Keith?” Lance waved a hand in front of his face, somehow still carrying energy despite missed sleep.

“Remind me,” Keith grunted.

“Geez and Pidge says I’m the irresponsible one,” he leaned against the wall and sighed, “Short version, Allura wants us to train the, ‘Altean way’, so Coran’s recreating boot camp.Boot camp includes getting up early and cleaning, therefore, 2 am cleaning spree.” He spread his hands out in an arc as if imagining a movie poster for the event.

Keith huffed, “Perfect.”

“That I can agree with you about.” Lance smiled tiredly.

The two progressed into the hallway after Keith hurriedly brushed his teeth without so much as a glance towards his hair. Lance immediately began to protest.

“You can’t just not brush it!” He exclaimed.

Keith rolled his eyes, “It’s not like I’m going to die or anything.”

Lance resided with a huff.

By the time the two had reached the lounge, Hunk and Pidge were already there, rubbing their eyes and yawning as they waited for Shiro and Coran whom had teamed up to make sure none of the Altean practices would fatally injure the young paladins.

“Morning guys,” Hunk greeted monotonously.

Pidge just grumbled.

Moments later Coran and Shiro trudged in, complete foils of one another, Coran looked like he could take on the whole Galra Empire and Shiro seemed like he was okay with sleeping next to a supernova.

“Alright paladins! We’re going to do this fairly alright? No switch-a-roos, you get what you get!” Coran listed off chores like he was ordering a meal.

“Pidge! Due to your short stature, you are to sweep, mop, and polish the floors, and in that order mind you!” He turned to Hunk.

“Hunk, you are to dust the control panels and healing pods!”

He twirled and pointed a finger in between a mop of black hair and a pair of wide blue eyes.

“Keith, Lance, you two have bathroom duty.”

Before they could protest a bucket of supplies were pushed in their hands.


Lance gagged as he pushed open the door, “Seriously?”

Keith tied his bandana around his face, muffling his voice, “You take the toilets, I’ll get the showers.”

Lance pouted, “Why do I have to get the toilets? I mean, you have the bandana!”

Keith rolled his eyes, and shoved a tool in his hand, “And you have a plunger.”

He turned​ and leaned down to pick up a sponge when he suddenly felt like something was missing. He patted his sheath to find his supposedly Galra knife gone. Keith’s head snapped up, meeting the face of a grinning Lance.

“Looks like I’ve also got your knife, mullet head.” He smirked, twirling the knife experimentally in his hands.

Keith’s horror quickly turned into anger, “Give it back Lance,” he warned lowly.

Lance didn’t seem to notice. “What this little thing?” He waved it around teasingly.

“I said give it back!”

Keith was yelling now, and beginning to walk over.

Lance couldn’t know, he would blab to the whole team. They would ask Keith questions, questions he didn’t know the answers to.

But it was too late.

Lance’s eyebrows furrowed with confusion, why was Keith so protective over a knife? He looked down, and ran his thumb over the wrapping, slowly revealing the unmistakable mark of the Blade of Mamora.

The boys froze, eyes shifting between the blade and each other.

Finally Keith stepped back looking to the floor for advice, “I told you to give it back,” he said weakly.

“Are you…” Lance trailed off, unable to continue.

“I don't… I don’t know Lance. I really don’t know.” Keith clenched his fist. “I didn’t want anyone to know until I figured out what it meant for myself.”

Lance remained quiet. Keith expected him to shame him, call him a Galra scum, yell even. Though Lance did none of those things.

He simply walked over and held out the knife.

“It doesn’t matter to me what this means, or where you came from. All that matters to me is who you are
now,” Lance took a deep breath, “and that you’re okay.”

He looked up, locking eyes with his teammate, “I won’t tell anyone, this is your business, but if you need someone to talk to,” he smiled, “I’m here.”

Keith descended his gaze as tears slipped down his face. “Thank you,” he whispered.

Awkwardly, Lance patted his shoulder, “No problem buddy.”