clean tagging


Clean Me, Daddy | 30.03.17
  • Phil: "Why aren't you cleaning us?" said Candice. Oh...
  • Dan: Excuse me?
  • Phil: Last time I did a live show, I accidentally ordered 300 cleaning wipes.
  • Dan: I know. I've seen them.
  • Phil: So, you can have the honour of cleaning them.
  • Dan: Excuse me?
  • Phil: The webcam. It's a bit grubby, so you know give them a clean. Give them a wipe. Someone just said "clean me, daddy".
  • Dan holds the cleaning wipe with regret. Phil burst out laughing and Dan starts speaking in a high pitched voice.
  • Dan: Yeah, I read that too. What is this?
  • Phil: It wasn't this weird when I did it!
  • Dan: There's a section of your live show where...
  • Phil: No, it's not a section!
  • Dan: ... you clean them?
  • Phil: No, I'm just saying we're slightly blurry and they'd like to see us in 1080pHD quality.
  • Dan: No, you planned this. It's a section where you clean the audience. Now everyone is saying "clean me".
  • Phil: They liked it. Just do it! I'll make the sound effect.
  • Dan: There's dozen of tens of thousands of people saying "clean me" right now.
  • Phil: Dan, clean them. Clean them!
  • Dan: Jesus Christ.
  • Phil: Do it! It's what you signed up to do.
  • Dan suppressing a regretful chuckle, Phil grinning so damn wide.
  • Dan: Oh my God, stop! The chat! Frick. Even the YouTube comments are going to be ruined. Oh, whatever you fricking..
  • Dan wipes the webcam while Phil makes the sound effect.
  • Phil: That's the noise of the cleaning wipe. Look how clear we are now though. My pores are here.
  • Dan: And yet, I feel dirty.

Don’t have the time to clean these up at the moment, but I thought I would share anyways.

Anyways, I still want to wait until the game is complete before I decide what to do with this idea, I couldn’t help but play around with possible scenarios. 

anonymous asked:

au where the ml audience doesn't know adrien is chat noir until origins comes out

theres actually a post out there about this somewhere! or, actually somewhat similar. it was made just after volpina aired, where the audience didnt know adrien was chat until The Door Scene TM

it was a really interesting concept that if anyone has the post to should send my way because a lot of my thoughts come from that post actually

but like imagine

  • the fandom wars
  • the actual ship wars for once
  • everyone and their mother being headcanoned as chat noir
  • the people who are like “no way adrien is chat they look too much alike thats too easy” 
    • the people who point to marinette
    • the people who say its just a kids show
    • every random blond background character is now chat noir 
  • the adrien x chat shippers have a big storm coming 
    • i know thats already a thing but do you know how much bigger itd be like oh my god thatd be a mess and a half 
  • can you imagine how mad people would be?????

That one fake Rick’s haircut felt awfully familiar.



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