clean ride

when you and the squad all ready to go out but none of you can drive so a mom has to

Popping in to bring you some Scarebeast and Riddler.

I like the idea of Scarebeast being a monster to everyone, but to Eddie he’s a total dear and it makes Eddie feel extra special. Look how smug Eddie looks.

He also likes bringing Scarebeast along to negotiations that don’t lean in his favor haha.

The Signs' In A Relationship

Aries: Tries to be mean, fails, needs attention 24/7

Taurus: Clingy, low-key obsessed, says ily way too much

Gemini: Chill, no effort required, will go psycho on you when you argue

Cancer: Smol child, protect them, feed sweets and be rewarded

Leo: Every day is a sex day, better buckle up pal you’re in for one hell of a ride

Virgo: Clean freak, no chill, gets flustered easily

Libra: There has to be a constant emotional connection, salty if relationship is unfair

Scorpio: Insane, Netflix and chill, coffee and long discussions needed

Sagittarius: Whoop lol, a lot of fun, but break up and fam you better run

Capricorn: Do they love you? Playing mind games all the time

Aquarius: Quirky but cool, likes hugs, endless tv series

Pisces: AHHHHHHH, boi, kind of emotional but you dig it


Continuing with the “Deborah adds ridiculous middle names to people” theme, this was the one image I’d had in my head for a while. It doesn’t work for very ­long, and you can be sure that once Jason realizes he’s been tricked he’s going to be furious, but it’s worth it if just to completely baffle Tommy. He’s fought Jason how many times and never once thought something like that would work at all.

Also my first time drawing Jason ever (and I picked part 6 because even if he isn’t the most powerful in the game, I just love using the version Tommy actually fought (and resurrected… and sank in the lake… and nearly got killed by…) And the design is kinda cool in my opinion. XD

170422 nct's night night

jaehyun said in school, his teacher taught him that whenever they wanted to curse, exchange it with nice words instead like saying ‘i love you’, ‘thank you’ and all. so the students that was rly abt to curse goes like, “ah… i love you” then you just lose the feeling of wanting to curse(?)
so johnny was like “we also– ah, we dont curse. so we dont need anything.” jaehyun agreed with a ‘that’s right’. then the two of them wont stop laughing between themselves and jaehyun was asking if this is okay (bc i’m pretty sure johnny lied lmao) and johnny’s like “of course it is. we (our team) really dont curse!” then more laughing from them both. boys, pls.

Part 2 - when once wasn’t enough

its been a few days since the Singaporean left and I am craving for some meal. been trying to look for decent early/late 30′s man with decent body and of course a big dick. It ain’t easy to look for an average and above dick in Malaysia actually (unless you don’t mind going for Indians , no offence) of course a big chest is a major bonus.

I’ve been trying to hit up one of my all time favorite, I met him on Grindr a year ago. He was in his late 30′s , short black hair , with a decent body with a 180cm height and tattoos covering almost half of his upper body. I find it charming. Was secretly praying that he’s interested in young boys like me and thank god heard my prayer he replied me.

Me : nice body you have there :)

Calvin : Seek ? Fun ? 

Me : Yeap. Your place available ? I cant drive tho.

Calvin : sure , tomorrow night ?

Me : fuck yes :)

Calvin : Clean that hole for me.

I remember back then I was very excited because he’s exactly my type. So I couldn’t drive back then and was waiting him to fetch me from my house. As he arrives with a black BMW M2 , my jaw literally dropped. When inside the car and He was wearing a normal black singlet with some gold chain necklace and rings on his hands with his cool and fierce look on his face actually turns me on. It was a 20 minutes drive to his home and we were just awkwardly talk in the car with my eyes couldn’t get off from looking at his cool looks.

By the time I reached his apartment , he actually has 2 cars. So I took a guess that he loves cars. But the moment he opened his apartment door , my jaw literally dropped again along with teeth this time. Guess what I saw ? its a FUCKING SHIH TZU (I don’t personally love dogs but there were so much going through my head “he looks so cool and muscular but he has a dog in his apartment ?!” ) so of course I went and play with the cute dog and he’s just smoking by the balcony watching me play with the dog.

I was very horny and I told him “I’ll wait in your room” . I was sitting on his bed looking around his room. and I heard his footsteps walking in enters the room and shut the door. standing infront me. I grab his dick slowly kissing the surface of the pants passionately and removes it without wearing an underwear inside. His cock was HUGE for a chinese. I couldn’t swallow that 6.6 Inch dick whole in my mouth but he was moaning when I play with his head. As he was sleeping on the bed I continue blowing his huge dick as good as I can to impress him with my blowjob skill. From the tip to the balls. “Can you rim me ? I cleaned it” Oh god I was so turned on with that muscular body of his with his shy voice asking me to rim him. I went on and lifted his legs with my hands smelling his hole and licking it from the outside to the center of the hole making it wet with my saliva. As I ask him to turn around in a doggy position I continue rimming his hole and grabbing his bubble butt with my left hand while my right hand stroking his big dick. 

Calvin : My turn. sit on my face boy.

Oh god I was so turn on when he’s dominant. As I sit on his face with his tongue licking my tight hole that I promised to clean it for him. He was enjoying it , I found us in a 69 position so I was sucking his hard dick while he rimmed my hole. And he started to finger me with one finger two fingers and three fingers. He started to compliment me by saying ,

Calvin : Damn I love your hole boy. Its so clean. Ride me.

Me : No condom or lube ?

Calvin : you’re not willing to let me fuck you bareback when you’re so high now ?

(I was speechless but was willing to let him fuck me bareback since he’s totally my type) So I inserted his dick without any lube but only his saliva. But it went inside and I never felt so good. Moaning as loud as his bitch and with his satisfied looks on his face. I was proud. Resting my hands on his chest and working that dick right up in my ass as quick and hard as I could to impress him my bottom skill until he says “lets change position” found myself with my legs in the air in a missionary position. He was fucking me slowly in and out with his big dick in my hole..I could feel his precum leaking as my ass was pretty wet. And he was licking my nipples while slowly fucking me. I was in heaven.

Calvin : (Panting) Fuck , can come more often and let me fuck your hole ? I really love your hole boy.

Me : Of course I would. (moaning) I love your body your dick everything ! Im close fuck me harder

As he fucks me harder and I was stroking my dick with my precum 

Me : Fuck im cumming (Moans superloud) Fuck Fuck Fuck !!!

Calvin : Can I cum on your face please ? 

Me : cum on my face now

pulling out his cock from my ass and found him sitting on my chest with his big dick towards my face cumming all over. It was one of the hottest sex I ever had back then on our first encounter. He was really my ideal type of boyfriend/fuck buddy material. He’s Rich , 10/10 Good on Bed , Muscular , Love Dogs (bonus) but too bad. I am attached. Well now you know how to story goes :)

Well that happened a year ago and I found myself texting him again this evening. Lets see what happen soon this weekend :) xoxo

Yesterday (6/6) was just kind of crappy in general. Started off by having a guy chew out me and my coworker over a $0.53 refill. Yes, there’s no sign saying there’s a charge for refills and yes it’s not fair (I don’t think other locations do a refill charge bc in those locations people get refills themselves whereas our mall location is smaller and we have to fill the sodas) but YOU DIDN’T NEED TO WASTE OUR TIME YELLING AT US LIKE IT’S *PERSONALLY* OUR FAULT IT’S POLICY OKAY WE JUST PUSH THE BUTTONS.
On top of that, apparently a new coworker (A) “missed her earlier shift” and my manager called the coworker who was supposed to help me (J) close by counting the money in to cover her , but she did show up later I guess? This made it so that J couldn’t stay to help me close because he would get written up for going overtime, and A couldn’t stay to help me clean up because her ride was picking her up at the time the store closed, leaving me to clean all of front of house and count all the money. I should also mention that once J left I was the only person in the store with the necessary training required to operate a register, and I had to keep running back and forth from front of house and back of house to complete some stupid online training, also making it near impossible for me to get preclosing tasks done. I’m just glad that my availability for this week lets me have today off, because if I went back to work today I’d probably explode :D