Request (anon): Seb is not that into wedding planning as the reader?
A/N: I had to slightly change the request. I feel like Seb’s the ‘give his girl the wedding of her dreams’ kinda guy, but that he would most definitely be helpful in the process. So, instead, he’s just too tired to be as helpful as usual? Either way, hope you guys like it
Attempting to keep his focus, Sebastian reaches forward for his nearly empty glass of wine. As he finishes it off, he realizes the drink might not mix well with his exhaustion.
In all honesty, he is not quite certain what the exact topic of conversation is but he knows it is surrounding a wedding. His wedding to be exact. After a sixteen hour day, including a flight home after a day of press, Sebastian was ready to crawl into his bed. A bed he hasn’t laid down in for three months. Yet, he finds himself seated at a table in a crowded restaurant trying to make sense of the different flower arrangements being thrown around.
“You really ought to clean around here every once in awhile.” You commented, picking up a few books that were scattered on the floor and started finding their place on the bookshelves.
Newt smiled, looking over his shoulder at you and shaking his head. “I swear I mean to, but looking after a plethora of creatures takes up a lot of time, and it’s almost impossible to keep this place tidy.”
You started putting some dirty teacups in the sink, noticing some of the plants hanging from the ceiling of Newt’s house. “You know these are dead right?”
Newt’s head shot up and he looked over at you again. “Are they?”
You didn’t say anything, just give him a ludicrous expression as you held up the limp and wilting stem. “These kinda of plants should stay closer to the windows, they need sun.”
“Oh yes, you’re right.” Newt said, laughing slightly as he looked at his pathetic excuse of plants. “You wouldn’t mind helping me clean up this-”
“Say no more.” You interrupt, going to one of the cabinets and pulling out some of his cleaning supplies.
It took a bit of time, but eventually you were able to get Newt’s place looking clean again, even finding some new replacement plants for the old ones.
“It looks great.” Newt said, handing you back the duster. “I should just have you over all the time.”
Newt almost had a heart attack when he realized what he just said. “N-no that, that came out wrong. What I meant to say was…” His sentence trailed of as he heard your loud laughter echo from the cabinet.
“It’s okay, I knew what you meant.” You said, leaning out from the door. “You’re reaction was pretty precious though.”
Newt laughed bashfully and scratched the back of his neck. “It was rather amusing wasn’t it?”
“Thank you again Y/N,” John sighed as you passed him the broom. “You really didn’t have to help-”
“Well Sherlock wasn’t going to clean, and I sure as hell wasn’t going to let Mrs. Hudson throw her back out again trying to do it herself.” You tell him, tossing a plastic wrapper into the trash. “Besides, I had nothing better to do.” John chuckled, and you both drop into chairs, John in his own and yourself in Sherlock’s.
“What would we do without you, Y/N?”
“Swim in Sherlock’s filth and find severed toes beneath the couch.”
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anyway here it is, slightly cleaned up. (rated teen)
imagine ransom and lardo hooking up in secret for WEEKS and like…. they don’t want holster to know because they don’t want him to think they’re not into him!!!! but!!!! also!!!! it’s hard to keep it a secret lmao
they regularly debate like. “should we tell him and then when we’re Established as casually dating we can invite him?? for a threesome??? would that work???” “no maybe he’d get jealous and sad and also, maybe it would be better if we both *individually* hooked up with him first and then, we could like… bring up the threesome later??”
it’s a trial and the whole time rans and lardo are sneaking off to make out. because they…. can’t figure out what to do…. but they can kiss each other at least.
(but like they definitely… talk about holster all the time whenever they’re alone together…. “haha and then holster would be like…” “yeah!! omg he would….” anyway they like him so much. it’s a problem ;__;)
Enchanted Glasses: Spell to See Through Lies/Deception
(Alternate spell at the bottom for contact lenses) Because why shouldn’t your glasses have a little magic in them?
Fluorite - 2 pieces
Step 1) Put on your glasses and look around you. Visualize all of the lies and impurities that you want to see through. Imagine them as energy, clinging to things and people, hanging in the air as words. Confirm that you want to see past these and see the truth in things.
Step 2) Take the glasses off. Using your cleaning cloth, clean the lenses. Imagine this cleansing the lies and deception from your vision. Think of your glasses as being able to magnify situations and see what is really going on.
Step 3) Clean the frame of the glasses with lavender water to cleanse deception from your sight and promote positive energy. Say the following as many times as you want:
Let this glass allow my eyes to see through falsities, negativity, and lies. Magnify the truth, cut through ill will. I see honest reality in all before me.
Step 4) Overnight, leave one piece of fluorite on top of each lens. If you’re worried about scratching, you can put a thin cloth between the fluorite and the lenses. The fluorite promotes wisdom and knowledge!
Step 5) You’re done! In the morning, you can put on your glasses and the spell should work. This typically lasts a couple weeks depending on the amount of energy you put into the spell. I would recommend redoing it at least once every two weeks or once every month if you want to use this enchantment for a long time.
Contacts alternative: Do the spell the exact same way, only with your contacts. Use a little bit of the lavender water to clean the outside of your lens case. I know this should be obvious, but don’t mix your solution with the lavender water, for god’s sake. When saying the incantation, replace “this glass” with “these lenses.” Place one piece of fluorite on top of each side of the lens case overnight (don’t put it inside with your lenses, again, for god’s sake).