clay phoenix

Okay but consider this:

An Ace Attorney AU where characters get to play their own games

Phoenix:

“dON’T EAT THE NECKLACE! YOU MESSED EVERYTHING UP”

“Ohh there’s the updated autopsy report. I hate you, Miles.”

“Woah, I look so young!”

“How did I survive that?”

“Maya please stop.”

“No it’s a stepladder.”

“nO THAT ISN’T THE KILLER!”


Apollo:

“stOP BEING SO NERVOUS”

“hoLY SHIT I’M MAKING THE SAME POSE THAT MR. GAVIN MADE

HELP”

“Don’t- ah forget it.”

“no nO NO- DANGIT YOU JUST PUNCHED YOUR FUTURE BOSS”

“You should be thankful they didn’t take you to the aquarium.”

“No get off the stand.”

“Dang, my hair looks good.”


Clay: “Aha! I know exactly what piece of evidence contradicts the testimony!”

Apollo: “Really?”

Clay: “Yeah!” 

*Shows Apollo the picture of his own dead body*

Apollo: “sssTOP IT”


Edgeworth:

“Phoenix, stop it.”

“No.”

“Why is my head so big on the cover?”

“Hm.”

“Wright…”

“…Why does he get all of the luck?”