273-TERRACOTY [Terra Cotta-Coyote]
-Psychic/Ground
-The Trickster pokemon
-Ability: Prankster - Magic Guard(HA)
-Dex: “This mischievous pokemon is known for its childish behaviour, and are often attracted to small children who they like to amuse with their psychic tricks. Their bodies are made of hard clay, and it is part of many native myths that this pokemon where sculpted by the gods.”
-Moveset:
    -Mud-Slap
    -Confusion
    -Howl
    -Trick

–>Evolves at lvl 20<–

274-COYOTRIK [Coyote-Trick]
-Psychic/Ground
-The Trickster Pokemon
-Ability:  Prankster - Magic Guard(HA)
-Dex: “This pokemon enjoys playing with others, doesn’t matter if they are pokemons or humans. This pokemon likes to play tricks on anyone unsuspecting of its presence, making use of its psychic powers to achieve all kind of pranks and tricks. It is believed that if you are having a party and a COYOTRIK shows up, you will be blessed with happiness and good luck.”
-Moveset:
    -Stomping Tantrum
    -Zen Headbutt
    -Snarl
    -Trick Room

–>Evolves at lvl 42<–

275- TOTEMAGO [Totem-Mago]
-Psychic/Dragon
-The Totemic Pokemon
-Ability: Sacred Land*
-Dex: “This pokemon can live for over a hundred years and was considered by many native tribes a sacred creature. Unlike COYOTRIK this pokemon is very serious and will reflect over its actions for hours, standing perfectly still while meditating. Many come to this pokemon seeking its experience and wisdom.”
-Moveset:
    -Outrage
    -Psyshock
    -Earth Power
    -Dragon Dance

*Ground moves are treated as Psychic Moves at the same time.

Losers Ficlet - Jensen is the one who "betrays" The Losers.

A Divergence from Canon AU

Inspiration: Miss Missing You - Fall Out Boys

Sometimes before it gets better
The darkness gets bigger
The person that you’d take a bullet for is behind the trigger

Jensen has been the one who has always been advocating to get home. At first he is all on board and excited to have Aisha and her resources as a lead on clearing their names and getting home. But as their mission goes on and turns more toward revenge Jensen starts to chafe against Clay’s leadership/ Aisha’s leading Clay around by his dick. He starts voicing his doubts and concerns to Cougar. Cougar tells him, in his way, to stay the course, it’s almost done. He tries to but it progressively gets harder and harder. He starts obsessing about getting home. He begins to lose sleep, having nightmares that replay the helicopter explosion over and over but instead of the 25 Bolivian children he finds the charred remains of his niece (whom I call Bethy), his sister, and Cougar.
When they find out who Aisha is and Jensen gets shot and they find out that Aisha knows about their families is when Jensen breaks. He contacts Max through the courier drive that night.
The raid on Max’s Port of LA facility goes down as it does as it does in the movie until Clay and Roque find the money. Instead of Roque knocking Clay out, Jensen meets up with Max’s Kryon lackeys when he drops through the sky light and then, with them, sneaks into the main warehouse through the door he indicated to Rogue and Clay. He hits Roque with a dart that knocks him out and then knocks out Clay. The rest of the captured is bought in and Max makes his introduction. He keeps calling Jensen “ Jacob”. After his little monologue Max and Wade start to pack up the money and Jensen takes a chance to talk to them.

“We almost had him Jensen. We would have destroyed him and cleared-”
“You know that’s bullshit Clay,” interrupted Jensen. “Ever since we got back to the States this has been nothing but your fucking vendetta. It’s been nothing but Aisha dragging you around by your dick to do her dirty work and you dragging us through the shit too. Putting our lives on the line just so you can get over getting fuc-”
“25 kids Jensen.”
“I KNOW,” shouted Jensen. “I know,” he said more defeated. “But they’re dead… They’re dead Clay and we can’t change that. All I want is to go home. I want my life back Clay. I want to see my niece again.”
Jensen then addresses the rest of the team.
“All he wants from us are Aisha and Clay. Give him them and we’re free. Our names cleared. We get to go back to our lives, our families. We give him them and it’s done. That’s all.”
He looks to Roque.
“Roque?”
Rogue shakes his head. “Nah man. Nah. You betrayed us Jensen,”
“Pooch? We gotta get you home in time for that baby to get born.”
Pooch is still stumbled on the reveal that it had been Jensen who betrayed them. He gives no reply.
Jensen goes to Cougar.
“Cougs? Cougs, come with me. Please. Please Cougs. We do this, he gets his money, and we go home. That’s it. Let’s go home Cougs. Please,” he begs, his voice shaky and desperate.
Cougar doesn’t meet his eyes. Jensen takes Cougar’s face in his hands.
“Carlos please,” he pleads. “Come home with me. Just like we planned. I love you Carlos please. Please don't… Don’t leave me too.” Jensen’s voice hitched over his words.
Cougar meets his gaze and his eyes are full of confusion and hurt. Jensen’s are desperate and pleading. They hold each other’s gaze for a moment before Cougar looks away.
Jensen physically shudders and sucks in a breath.
“Car-”
“Jacob,” calls Max’s voice from across the warehouse where he had been watching. Jensen let his hands drop from Cougar’s face, looking down and away.
“Time to go Jacob. Bethy’s waiting,” his wicked grin melting into his words. Jensen backs away from the team.
“I’ll make sure Jolene and the baby are looked after,” he says, not looking at any of them.
With that he turns and starts to walk away, following Max. When there is a skuffle, like in the movie, and Pooch gets shot Jensen freezes but doesn’t turn around. After a moment he continues to Max.
“Welcome aboard.”

Cougar is the one who has to take Jensen out.

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planter pokes by hernameismud

these decorated ‘planter pokes’ are little stick-in decorations for your plant pots … i SO need the one that says, ‘don’t you die on me.’

Two Types of Fans

Type 1: These are my precious children and I love them so. They’re kinda quirky and a little silly, but I love them anyway.

Type 2: GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKER! I LOVE YOU DUMB KIDS LIKE A MOTHER LOVES A LITTER OF BABY BONGOES, BUT YOU’RE STUPID AS TAR!!!

Alternatively, Type 3: I shall call him squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my squishy.

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I’ve never really been able to find a hair that looks like this that didn’t look too much like it was photo-skinned or non-alpha in style. So I decided to make a maxis-match looking version that didn’t stray to far away from the game’s art style. If you’ve had that same issue with finding hairs like this in maxis match, fret no more :P

The hair is BGC, all LODs, has hat compatibility and is available in all EA-base colors :D

Hope you enjoy it ;)

[And yes, it’s named after the M-15 Vindicator, shhhh. X3)

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| The Vindicator [Male Hair] | [!] Updated Texture Fix (21/02/17)