clausten

Clausten summed up
  • Ninten: lol carrothead
  • Claus: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Pigmasks, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids in Tazmily, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top soldier in the entire Pigmask armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the World and your DNA is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hand. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Pigmask Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

there’s a reason why my claus doesn’t have fangs like everybody else’s.