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Dating Joshua would include:

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Originally posted by visual-17

- literally the softest boy ever

- lots of snuggling

- like………. a lot

- he loves it when you lay your head on his outstretched arms so he can brush your hair with his fingers

- REALLY big on skinship in public

- loves to put his arm around you or hold your hands

- his favorite thing though is when you take his arm like couples used to do in the fifties

- he thinks it’s classy and your his classy woman so

- ✨classy couple no. 1✨

- decorating your house/apartment for literally every month

- he loves seasonal stuff so you guys practically live at Pier 1 Imports

- you legit have an entire room full of decorations in month-specific boxes stacked to the ceiling

- you’d get upset about all the clutter but he looks so cute wrapped up in Christmas lights that you fully support it

- you guys are the resident soirée people in your apartment complex/neighborhood

- ((soirées are like house parties but for adults with little finger sandwiches and Swiss meatballs))

- but literally the only reason you throw them is so you can get the dirt on all of your fake friends

- and then you guys just pop open a bottle of wine after everyone leaves and gossip about how “Susan’s brownies tasted like they were made with dirt tonight”

- clink clink bitch

- the most petty couple tbh

- making food for the rest of the boys constantly 

- you may not be the best cook, but you’ve gotten incredibly good at making large quantities of food that could feed 13 boys

- ((they really like your ramen but it’s honestly just some convenience store packages thrown into a big vat shhh don’t tell anyone))

- seems like the type to send u risqué texts during the day while you’re at work or the store

- and you turn all red and lock your phone really quick

- “hey baby I bought you a little something for you to wear for me tonight… no need to cook, I’d rather have you for dinner ;))”

- “HONG JISOO I THOUGHT YOU WERE A CHILD OF GOD I CANNOT BELIEVE”

- “ok I’ll just toss it out and start making dinner then”

 - “……….ok wait”

- he’s not overly romantic, but he loves to do stupid stuff to make you laugh

- there’s a reason he’s best friends with memesol

- comes out of the shower with a shaving cream beard and a towel barely covering him and just gives you the eye and is like

- “is this turning you on babe heheheh”

- “like……… why r u like this”

- that sneaky lil bastard loves to surprise attack kiss you 

- sometimes it’s cute but other times….. you fear for your life

- one time you were chopping onions and he was all like “BOO” and grabbed your waist

- and no joke you turned around and lunged at him

- needless to say he wasn’t getting any that night

- this sounds gross but I feel like he would write love poems about you????

- he’s just that soft ya know?

- like before you wake up he’ll walk over to the desk and watch your body rise and fall with your breathing while comparing you to a flower

- ((I’M SCREAMING))

- anyways, jisoo and you are already like an old married couple and it’s perfect for you two, because who wouldn’t want to grow old with him?