classy pokemon

lombredaily  asked:

Alex@Cuervo:"It's unusual that a classy Pokemon like you plays games, at least to me. Can I take a look at your team? How far are you with the story?" *the fellow Darkrai sits down next to them*

Cuervo: WE ALL HAVE OUR HOBBIES, AND THIS PARTICULAR ONE HAPPENS TO BE MINE.

Cuervo: HOWEVER I MUST FIND WHERE TO GET A TYPE: NULL BEFORE GOING ANY FURTHER. I AM TRAVELING WITH MY INCINEROAR, ALOLAN PERSIAN, SALAMANCE, ALOLAN MAROWAK, AND LUNALA IN THE MEANWHILE. 

Ferociously Classy

1. Stones

“And this is the rare dacite.” Boastfully he introduced the piece in his hand. The other palm carefully smoothing over its base, Steven flashed a satisfied smile as if the mineral itself was his unborn child. “It has a hard exterior, but it’s very smooth to the touch.” More and more he explained, tone thickening with excitement as he did.

While for Zinnia, who ultimately questioned why she decided to hang around with him in the first place, bit back a heavy scowl at the boredom.

Suddenly, an idea flickered in her mind; one that finally broke out a smile on her face. “Hey Stove,” Pushing herself backwards from the giant boulder that she had leaned on, Zinnia snapped her fingers once and stretched out her right hand, “can I take a look at that rock?”

Upon hearing his name being mispronounced – again – Steven held back a flinch on his shoulders. “It’s Steven.” A shot of an innocent glare was given to her, in which Zinnia blatantly ignored with a cocky smirk. However, that being said and felt, he did hand her the rare mineral, thinking that maybe – just maybe – under all that rough and savage exterior, Zinnia really was interested in the wonders of sto-

Horror basically slammed him right in the head once Zinnia spun her heel, faced the ocean, and threw the dacite like she had performed a homerun.

“OH DEAR AR-” Ghastly he gasped until air felt like it had washed off his lungs. “ZINNIA NO!!” 

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the-enderwolf-princess  asked:

I don't see many asks with Pokèmon. Let's change that! How would the Sanses react to crushing on a person who acts more like a Pokémon and less like a civilized person. Like, they avoid the cities and live with their Pokémon in the wild. Eat wild berries and stuff. (Is it okay if I send more asks with different scenarios for that wild pokemon person?)

Gosh I had so many asks to go through today, sorry for taking so long. Totally send me pokemon asks. I love pokemon.

Classy Bean

He’s… Not sure how to feel about it. It’s good for your pokemon, but you?? he hasn’t a clue. He figures you know a lot about berries if you know what you can eat and stuff.

Red Boy

He’s pretty sure you’re a pokemon or were raised by pokemon. Okay?? Live in the wild I guess? He thinks you’re an odd ball but he appreciates how well you get along with your pokemon.

Sassberry

uh… no… You can’t just eat berries! That’s not healthy! There are other things than just fruits to eat! You can live outside the city but please stop living in the actual wild. It makes him worry because some pokemon are pretty dangerous. What if you’re lured away by a litwick? Then what?

Scaryberry

He’s bringing you food and stuff constantly. He doesn’t think you should eat just fruits. Rus always says there can be too much of a good thing, so he tries to make sure you get a balanced diet. He’s stressed and frustrated because he’s always worried about you and he’s having to be a proper adult at a constant around you. He gets not wanting to be around people but don’t you wanna be around him at least???

Axe

He thinks its weird. Why would you want to live like that? Being underground for years like he has, he lived exactly that life. It was unpleasant and horrible. You can’t stay out there for winter either. You’re human not a pokemon. You have no fur, and have no true insulation for heat. And you can’t hibernate either. If he has to live in society so do you.

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Man, what if Grimer got an Alola form? Because according to the XY Pokedex, Grimer are created from the moon’s x-rays. And now that we have Lunala and its Full Moon phase, I was thinkin’, “what if Lunala’s powers can manipulate the growth of Grimer on Alola?” I was unsure about the typing though. I considered Poison/Psychic and maybe just Psychic :0