ok internet. i need something to read. i’m in the middle of a fast paced action packed series, and i want an alternate to read when i need a break from that. so it needs to be NOT anything like that. It also needs to not be focused on death or depression. Those are literally the only requirements. I like classics, postmodernism and fantasy. What should I read?
so apparently a bookshop was making up fake clickbait articles for classic books (like ‘romanian man discovers shocking fact about garlic’ for dracula, etc) and i can’t stop laughing holy shit. imagine this book just ‘lawyer grows suspicious of his client’s new friend, but the truth behind what was going on will shock you!’ or frankenstein just ‘you’ll never guess what this swiss undergrad built in his attic.’