classical yang

Yang’s Vol.4 Trainers

Since we first saw them I thought they look familiar and not just in a “Generic White Trainers” way.
It randomly occured to me why.

Yang wears Reebok classics.

I’m gonna headcanon this now, because growing up when/where I did, Reebok classics were considered “Poor people trainers” you could pick a pair up for like £30 when everyone else was spending £65 on Adidas or £100+ on Nike Airmax..

I had more than a couple pairs of beat up Reeboks before I started making my own money, Yang’s the oldest child in a single parent household that also has expenses like weapons parts/Ammo on top of real world costs (Also Yang’s bike can’t be cheap to run)
Add that to Ruby browsing but not buying anything in the first episode, paints a picture of the Rose/Xiao Long family being decidedly working class.
Gives Ruby another reason to call Cresecent Rose “Sweetheart” it’s probably by far the most expensive thing she owns.

anonymous asked:

Terus yayangnya jawab, "Lha kan sekarang aku kerja di kantor, Mas. Mas pecat aku jadi yayang?" Indirectly, inti jawabannya kurang pro ya Mas sama akhwat kantoran :p

Jadi karena saya sedang dalam rangka belajar bercerita, saya reply pake cerita aja ya. Meskipun mungkin ceritanya masih imajinatif dan agak geli-geli gimana bacanya, tapi gak apa-apa ya :)

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Hari itu hari Sabtu, display jarum jam tangan ala smart watch Samsung Gear S3 Classic yang ku beli beberapa waktu lalu itu menjukkan sudut 90 derajat  ke arah barat daya, jarum pendeknya mendekati angka enam.

Sambil menunggu di meja makan kecil berbahan kaca berbentuk lingkaran yang diameternya kira-kira 1 meter, ku teruskan mengetik kata-kata yang masih terus melintas di pikiran, aku fokus melihat kursor pada layar sementara jari jemariku bermesraan dengan tuts tablet hybrid ASUS J-200TA warna hitam elegan hasil buruan di Hi Tech Mall Surabaya bersama kawan karibku.

Dahiku mengernyit, alis hitamku berdekatan seakan saling menyapa satu sama lain. Aku memang seperti itu saat sedang serius mengerjakan sesuatu. Namun itu tak berlangsung lama, setelah kulihat sesosok bidadari dengan gamis merah marun datang dari arah depanku membawa nampan dengan dua cangkir putih bertuliskan namaku dan namanya.

Seorang bidadari yang biasa ku panggil adinda atau kadang dinda, sering juga kupanggil sayang atau yayang ini memang paling ngerti kalau partnernya, sekaligus ustadznya, sekaligus bodyguardnya, sekaligus temen hunting buku, temen makan, temen belanja, sekaligus supir dan tukang ojeknya ini paling demen kalau dibuatin wedang jahe atau coklat panas pagi-pagi.

“Ini mas coklat panasnya, tapi udah agak hangat kok mas, bisa langsung diminum.” Ia meletakkan cangkir itu dengan perlahan di sampingku.
“Makasih sayang,” balasku sambil menyeruput secangkir coklat hangat yang sehangat sayang dan perhatian bidadari yang membuatnya.

Sluurrp
“Yang, kayaknya coklatnya kurang manis deh, gak kayak biasanya..”
“Ah masa sih mas, takarannya sama kok. Ya udah aku ambil gula dulu ke dapur ya…”
“Eehh nggak usah, tambahin pake senyum kamu dikit boleh nggak? Biar manis, hehe.”
“Ihh mas ih, kirain serius.”
“Yee, mas dua rius kok ini,” timpalku. Dan dia pun tersenyum.
Alamak, aku selalu kehilangan fokus di bagian itu. Putaran waktu dan detak jantung seakan berhenti sekian detik saat melihat senyumnya. Every see her smile, I always lose my mind.

“Mas, aku mau nanya deh,”
“Iya sayang, tanya apa?”
“Nah mumpung ini masih di awal hari-hari kita, aku mau nanya sama mas. Kalau dilihat dari tanyaku kemarin kan mas kurang pro kalau aku kerja kantoran sementara aku sampai saat ini masih kerja di kantor sejak sebelum nikah sama mas, ya meskipun ini masih cuti sih. Mas kurang suka ya?”

Ku beri jeda sejenak seruputan coklat itu.
“Oh yang kemarin itu?” Tak lupa, sebisa mungkin aku berusaha untuk mengawali dengan senyum sebelum menjawab setiap pertanyaan dari adindaku itu.

“Hemm jadi begini adindanya mas yang paling cantik, paling imut dan paling emesh. Sebenernya, bukan tanpa alasan mas jawab itu kemarin.”

 “Terus mas?”

“Begini sayang, semenjak sebelum mas memintamu dari ayah, mas sudah berencana dan berjanji untuk senantiasa menghabiskan waktu berkualitas bersama seseorang yang kelak Allah jadikan sebagai partner. Mas ingin hidup sebenar-benar hidup denganmu, mas ingin ada sebenar-benar ada di sisimu, mas ingin jadi imam sebenar-benar imam buat kamu.”

“Terus mas..”
“Kok kamu jadi kayak tukang parkir mobil sih dari tadi ngomong terus mas, terus mas..”
“Nyimak atuh mas, ih mas mah ngeselin.”
“Hahaha, ya ya, ojo manyun.”
“Lanjut mas..”

“Mas tidak semata-mata berniat melarang yayang untuk berkarir di kantor, sehingga membuat yayang mungkin jadi bingung jika nanti tidak di kantor, apa yang yayang bisa kasih buat ayah ibu yang ada di rumah, begitukah?”

“Hemm iya ada bagian itunya juga sih mas..”
  
“Tenang aja kok yang, seseorang yang betul-betul mencintai kamu, dia juga akan berusaha mecintai keluargamu, apalagi ayah dan ibumu yang juga sudah mas anggap seperti ayah dan ibu mas sendiri. Mas ngerti kok kalau kamu masih ingin bisa betul-betul berbakti dan memberi yang terbaik untuk ayah dan ibu di tengah tanggung jawabmu sebagai seorang istri di hadapan mas, right?”
“Iya mas..”

“Boleh kok kalau adinda masih kerja di kantor untuk beberapa waktu jika memang sangat perlu untuk belajar beberapa hal dan menggali ilmu. Jangan lama-lama ya tapi, setelah itu mending kita buat kantor sendiri, kita manage dan handle berdua. Mas pilotnya, adinda co-pilotnya.
Kita manfaatkan apa yang sudah didapat dari proses belajar kita masing-masing. We two have networking, have ability to manage since we were student in our college, right? So lets practice them, building and executing the big plan together. First step, it’s about us, between me and you in a team.

“Lanjut mas…”
“Ciyeee, sekarang jadi lanjut mas ya? Gak pake terus mas lagi. Pensiun jadi tukang parkir mobil ya?”
“Iyaaa, masku yang rese bin bawel.” Dia nampak mulai kesal.
“Hahaha, maaf yaa adindaku yang imut tapi gampang ngambekan.” Balasku.

“Kamu tau nggak kenapa mas prefer kita kerja bareng aja daripada kamu kerja di tempat lain kalau memang kamu pengen bener-bener berkarir di kantor orang?”

“Kenapa sih mas?”

“Mas pengen sebelum kita memulai aktivitas harian, kita punya waktu khusus untuk sekedar ngaji bareng setelah subuh. Mas ingin nyimak bacaan Al-Qur’an dan hafalanmu. Mas ingin bisa menyampaikan satu dua hikmah, cerita atau nasihat di tengah perjalanan kita bekerja. Mas pengen urusan manage waktu benar-benar kita yang punya. Pun kita gak perlu repot-repot ijin ini itu jika suatu saat kamu lagi homesick pengen pulang ke rumah ayah ibu atau pas lagi ada sesuatu.

Pengen kemana kita bisa agendakan, gak perlu terlalu repot cari waktu untuk anter kamu jalan-jalan. Belum kalau nanti ditambah hadirnya mujahid atau mujahidah kecil kita. Mas pengen kita berdua hadir disana untuk membekali mereka dengan ilmu-ilmu yang kita punya, ya dunia ya agama, biar nggak timpang. Apalagi di masa-masa awal pertumbuhan dan perkembangannya. Ilmu dan hikmah yang beneran, utamanya Al-Qur’an.

Mas gak pengen kalau anak-anak nanti cuma tau tentang gerakan sholat, tapi gak ngerti esensinya. Cuma bisa baca syahadat, tapi nggak ngerti kandungan dan konsekuensinya hanya karena kita yang gak sempet menanamkannya. Mas pengen mereka bisa baik bacaan Al-Qur’annya sejak kecil dan menyetorkan hafalan pertamanya dengan fasih dari bimbingan langsung ayah atau ibunya. Mas pengen mereka bisa betul-betul meresapi pelajaran dari ayah dan ibunya sejak masa kecilnya.

Bagi masmu ini sayang, dunia ini terlalu sebentar untuk dihabiskan tanpa waktu-waktu yang sesungguhnya untuk orang-orang yang tercinta hanya karena kesibukan pekerjaan. Dunia ini terlalu sebentar jika terhabiskan tanpa punya banyak waktu dan kenangan yang kita lewati berdua, yang mas lewati sama kamu. Nah mumpung si kecil belum hadir, kita siapkan semua rencana itu dari sekarang ya.

Adinda sudah paham?”

***
©Quraners
Di tengah beduk sahur anak-anak kecil

Surabaya, 30 Mei 2017

anonymous asked:

Despite being Chinese (from the US..,) I'm quite new to the world of cpop, cdramas, ect. I'm looking for recommendations for mandarin music artists, dramas, movies, and tv shows. I wouldn't mind a long list because I'm open to nearly any genre of music/movie/whatever. Take your time responding! Thank you for looking at my message. ^-^

NOTE: this is STRICTLY based on my personal opinion. Also, i totally blanked out on everything so i’m 100% sure i missed a lot of things. LOL 

but here it is.. My Taiwanese/Chinese Entertainment Master post. 

My Top 5 Male Artists:

  • Show Luo 羅志祥: all-rounded artist who excels in singing, dancing, acting, MC-ing. not afraid to take off his idol image for a comedic effect. has worked hard and earned every bit of his fame by himself. love his personality more than his music
  • Jay Chou 周杰倫: a musical genius. also a well rounded artist who composes his own songs and directs his own MVs. has surpassed the definition of “idol”. also has starred in Hollywood movies. generally dislikes paparazzi and media, but is a really great person.
  • Leehom Wang 王力宏: music genius. music man. he has worked with the most respected artists around the world, and is a very highly looked upon artist himself. American born Chinese, great personality although quite awkward on TV shows (it’s cute though), SO talented. no reason to dislike him tbh.
  • JJ Lin 林俊傑: super talented, so cute. you’ll love him after one music video. SUCH A GREAT PERSONALITY with EQUALLY GREAT MUSIC. i’ve never heard one song from him that i actually disliked. really friendly and cute personality
  • Will Pan 潘瑋柏: not a super big fan of his singing, but def love his acting, dancing, and his PERSONALITY IS A+. has a lot of friends in the entertainment industry (which is really rare) which means he’s an amazing person on and off screen. REALLY hard worker, great comedian

Keep reading

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“The Yin to my Yang”

…You are the yin to my yang,
The light to my dark,
The infernal flames to my chilling ice,
The one that I turn to the most in this chaotic world of strife,
The true love of my life.

I am yours,
You are mine,
Our love is eternal,
And may we be together forever…

Hey everyone! It’s your favourite squiggle meister and PLAKKI cheesecake artist, LittleMissSquiggles here finally with some new material. I know that it’s been quite some time since I posted a new PLAKKI art. I’ll admit that I struggled with the direction I wanted to go with this piece, considering that it would be my 26th PLAKKI Cheesecake squigglustration.

That’s right! This piece here will commemorate my 26th PLAKKI fanart for the Miraculous fandom. Do you know what this means? This would mean that I now have a cheesecake fanart for every episode of the first season of Miraculous Tales of Ladybug and Chat Noir which would mean I have now officially completed a full season as a PLAKKI artist.

That being said, I really wanted to do a really nice big piece that not only showcased PLAKKI as I know and love them but also highlight all the past pieces that I did for this first season. I chose the classic Yin and Yang pose (sorta) and symbolism as the inspiration for this piece’s composition. I’ve seen quite a few fellow PLAKKI artists do this concept before so I decided to do my own interpretation of it as well. If you take a closer peak at some of the bubbles, you would see that they each contain a teaser of past PLAKKI arts that I did. A nice creative glimpse into the past if I might say  ☜(˚▽˚)☞.

Anywhozzits, so there you have it ladies and gents. My 26th PLAKKI squigglustration. I loved how this turned out. I love the composition. I love the expressions on the two central characters. I REALLY love the colour palette and of course, I love all the sparkles cause it wouldn’t be a finale piece without some razzle dazzle and bedazzle. That being said, I hope everyone enjoys this piece as much as I enjoyed creating it. It’s been really awesometastic and fun drawing this two cuties and I humbly thank all who have followed my work over the course of the first season.

This piece is dedicated to you guys! Enjoy star-kids! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

And for more Miraculous fanart by yours truly, please do click the link below for more squiggly awesomeness! Ciao for now peeps!

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Rooster Teeth/Achievement Hunter/RWBY/Red vs Blue Name Puns

Monty buys a house. Monty Houm. 

Monty has a bedhead. He needs a Monty Coum. 

Monty becomes a garden decoration. Monty Gnoum. 

Monty needs to contact people. Monty Phoun. 

Monty searches from place to place. Monty Roum. 

Monty cuts a sphere in half. Monty Doum. 

Monty works on RWBY. Monty Please-Go-Oum.

Monty is my brother. Monty Broum. 

Monty is lonely. Monty Aloun. 

Monty borrows money. Monty Loun. 

Monty changes his voice. Monty Toun. 

Monty becomes a statue. Monty Stoun. 

Monty gets tired of puns. Monty Groum. 

Monty gets into dancing. Monty Zoun. 

Monty’s dog gives him a bone. Monty Boun. 

Monty is a robot. Monty Droun. 

Monty becomes king and sits on his throne. Monty Throun. 

Monty eats all his ice cream. Monty Coun. 

Monty gets burned on the internet. Monty Oun. 

Monty takes a bath. Monty Foum. 

Monty bangs someone. Monty Boun. 

Monty meditates. Monty Oum. 

Monty gets creative. Monty Poum. 

Monty gets a blow job. Monty Bloun.

Gavin gets arrested. Gavin-Not-So-Free.

Gavin sells himself. Gavin Pay.

Gavin goes to the bathroom. Gavin Pee.

Gavin is british. Gavin Tea.

Gavin gets took an arrow to the Gavin Knee.

Gavin is a wood nymph. Gavin Tree.

Gavin goes buzz buzz. Gavin Bee.

Gavin should marry Gavin Me.

Gavin goes Shakespearian. Gavin Thee.

Gavin needs glasses. Gavin See.

Gavin plays golf. Gavin Tee.

Gavin agrees. Gavin Ye.

Gavin gets amnesia. Gavin Who.

Gavin doesn’t like Frozen. He should let his feeling Gavout.

Gavin falls asleep. Gavin Zzz.

Jack likes being outside. Jack Patio.

Jack starts dancing. Jack Lowtilo.

Jack is a vampire. Jack Battillo.

Ryan takes R and R connection a step forward. Ryan Raywood.

Ryan likes the ocean. Ryan Baywood.

Ryan get’s wild. Ryan Craywood.

Ryan doesn’t leave. Ryan Staywood.

Ryan is a bae. Ryan Baewood.

Ryan needs a break. Ryan Playwood.

Ryan is a horse. Ryan Naywood.

Ryan agrees. Ryan ‘Kaywood.

Ryan lies down. Ryan Laywood.

Ryan is super hype. Ryan Yaywood.

Ryan in the spring. Ryan Maywood.

Ryan needs to hem his shirts. Ryan Fraywood.

Ryan is a donkey. Ryan Braywood.

Ryan needs to carry food. Ryan Traywood.

Ryan sings Supernatural theme song. Ryan Carryon My Waywood Son.

Ryan makes a sculpture. Ryan Claywood.

Ryan goes to the store. Ryan Paywood.

Ryan is ok. Ryan Okaywood.

Ryan is The Mad King. Ryan Slaywood.

Ryan leaves the group. Ryan Straywood.

Ryan agrees. Ryan Ayyyywood.

Ryan speaks. Ryan Saywood.

Ryan puts up clothes to dry. Ryan Hangwood.

Ray works all day long. Ray Harddayz.

Ray golfs. Ray Parvaez.

Ray needs glasses. He is Ray Nearvaez sighted.

Ray goes supernova. Ray Starvaez.

Ray is stuck in Ray Tarvaez.

Ray looks at the sky. Ray Starevaez.

Ray is now a pupae and not a Ray Larvaez.

Ray whittles. Ray Carvaez.

Ray is a pirate. Ray Yarrvaez.

Ray is sarcastically laughing. Ray Harharvaez.

Ray is across the room. Ray Farvaez.

Ray is a planet. Ray Marsvaez.

Ray can’t drive. Ray Carvaez.

Ray gets hurt. Ray Scarvaez.

Ray is chipped. Ray Marredvaez.

Ray doesn’t drink. Ray Barbaez.

Kdin is outside in the rain. Kdin Jenzin.

Kdin leaves the room. Kdout Jenzen.

Kdin is male. Kdin Menzen.

Kdin is Ben 10. Kdin Benzen.

Kdin is a Vocaloid. Kdin Lenzen.

Kdin is a dog. Kdin Shedzen.

Kdin makes a joke. He’s just Kiddin Jenzen.

Kdin is mean. Kshove Jenzen.

Kdin is cute. Khun Jenzen.

Kdin goes to the bathroom. Kdump Jenzen.

Kdin goes to a club. Kdance Jenzen.

Kdin doesn’t want to be found. Khidden Jenzen.

Kdin is done. Kfin Jenzen.

Kdin gets hurt. He looses a Klimb Jenzen.

Michael calls Lindsay. Michael Phones.

Michael wins the Let’s Play. Michael Owns.

Michael sings. Michael Tones.

Michael gets an xray to see his Michael Bones.

Michael has a statue. Michael Stones.

Michael is quiet. Michael Intones.

Michael during sex. Michael Moans.

Michael is boring. Michael Drones.

Michael is skilled. Michael Hones.

Micael gets ice cream. Michael Cones.

Michael is a 12 year old boy on X-Box Live. Michael Pwns.

Michael has to go to the bank. Michael Loans.

Michael favorite animal. Michael Toads.

Michael complains. Michael Bemoans.

Michael gets a cappuccino. Michael Scones.

Geoff runs into a door. Geoff Ramsit.

Geoff is on point. Geoff Bamsey.

Geoff upgrades his laptop. Geoff Ramsey.

Geoff is cooking. Geoff Hamsey.

Geoff is welcomed to the jam. Geoff Slamsey.

Geoff is on camera. Geoff Camsey.

Geoff listens to music. Geoff Jamsey.

Geoff gets annoying emails. Geoff Spamsey.

Geoff’s grandma is Geoff’s Gramsey.

Geoff didn’t study. Geoff Cramsey.

Geoff is a magician. Geoff Alakazamsey.

Geoff on the beach. Geoff Sandsey.

Geoff is non-stick. Geoff Pamsey.

Geoff gets frustrated and says Geoff Damsey.

Geoff is on a boat and sees land. Geoff Landsey.

Geoff went swimming. Geoff Swamsey.

Geoff holds back water. Geoff Damsey.

Geoff, Millie, Griffon, and Gavin. Geoff Famsey.

Geoff kicks people out. Geoff Bansey.

Geoff likes to use his Geoff Handseys.

Geoff makes a deal with a demon. Geoff Samsey.

Geoff becomes one of us. Geoff Fansey.

Lindsay gets a dog. Lindsay Puggey.

Lindsay drinks coffee. Lindsay Muggey.

Lindsay is confused. Lindsay Shruggey.

Lindsay is smirking. Lindsay Smuggey.

Lindsay is a badass gangster. Lindsay Thuggey.

Lindsay plays Minecraft. Lindsay Duggey.

Lindsay is sad and needs a Lindsay Huggey.

Lindsay drinks alcohol. Lindsay Chuggey.

Lindsay and Michael have sex on the Lindsay Ruggey.

Caleb writes things. Caleb Penecour.

Caleb is cute. Caleb Tenecour.

Kerry is a puppy. Kerry Pawcross.

Kerry is cold so he wears a Kerry Shawlcross.

Kerry is a cutie. Kerry Awwcross.

Kerry drinks some water through a Kerry Strawcross.

Kerry wears lingerie. Kerry Bracross.

Kerry disagrees. Kerry Nawcross.

Kerry is a baby. Kerry Crawlcross.

Edgar comments on your clothing. Edguuuuurl.

Dan poledances. Dan Hoochie.

Dan during sex. Dan Gruntchey.

Ruby ascends. Ruby Rose.

Ruby is a model. Ruby Pose.

Ruby smells things. Ruby Nose.

Ruby waters roses. Ruby Hose.

Ruby is awesome. Ruby Rose (to greatness).

Ruby remodels her dorm. Ruby Lowes.

Blake roots for a sports team. Blakers Balladonna.

Blake dances. Blake Balletdonna.

Caiti protects. Caiti Ward.

Caiti is a god. Caiti Lord.

Caiti is on bed rest. Caiti Bored.

Caiti needs to fight. Caiti Sword.

Caiti is being chased by zombies. Caiti Horde.

Caiti needs to charge something. Caiti Cord.

Caiti is into building. Caiti Board.

Meg plays Surgeon Simulator. Meg Gurney.

Meg is on fire. Meg Burney.

Meg attends school. Meg Learney.

Meg is a werewolf. Meg Turnies.

Barbara tells puns. She should Barabara Stoppleman.

Barbara smells. Barbara Stunkelman.

Barbara falls over. Barbara Toppelman.

Barbara gets in trouble. Barbara Punkleman.

Barbara has been overloaded with puns. Barbara Donekelman.

Barbara enjoys her puns. Barbara Funkelman.

Barbara gets a tan. Barbara Sunkelman.

Barbara kills someone. Barbara Shankelman.

Barbara is religious. Barbara Nunkelman.

Barbara gets cheated on. Barbara Dunwithhim.

Barbara goes back to the 70’s. Barbara Funkelman.

Barbara puts her hair up. Barbara Bunkelman.

Barbara shoves Gavin off the top of Geoff’s house. Barbara Buncelman.

Barbara is strong. Barbara Muscelman.

Jon ascends. Jon Risinger.

Yang is a cat. Yang Meow Long.

Yang plays a song. Sang Xiao Long.

Yang plays a classic game. Yang Xiao Pong.

Gus has too many things so he gets rid of his Gusbins.

Gus is a tailor. Gus Sewrola.

Gus buys prostitues. Gus Hoerola.

Gus doesn’t agree. Gus Norola.

Gus rinses noobs. Gus Prorola.

Gus is alone. Gus Solora.

Gus has to buy some fish. Gus Sardinola.

Gus meets his enemy. Gus Foerola.

Gus gets a car. Gus Corolla.

Gus is in a play. Gus Showrola.

Gus doesnt know how to park so he gets Gus Towrola.

Gus has an old phone. Gus Motorola.

Joel has a squirrel in his car. He wants him to get the Joel Hayout.

Joel has sex. Joel Camen.

Matt can’t push a door. Matt Pullum.

Matt must thin the herd. Matt Cullum.

Matt can’t eat anymore. Matt Fullum.

Matt has to push a huge load. Matt Haullum.

Matt is conflicted on a decision. Matt Mullum.

Patrick agrees. Patrick Nodregez.

Patrick lived with whales. Patrick Podriguez.

Patrick plays video games. Patrick Codreguez.

Patrick catches fish. Patrick Codreguez.

Patrick changes his name Patrick Todreguez.

Patrick changes a game. Patrick Modreguez.

Patrick hosts Quick Draw. Patrick Drawdreguez.

Patrick drinks alcohol. Patrick Scotchdreigez.

J.J. is put in charge of auditions. J.J. Castillo.

J.J. is late J.J. Lastillo.

J.J. plays Minecraft. J.J. Craftillo.

J.J. gets hurt. J.J. Castillo.

Adam likes computers. Adam Dellis.

Adam sells his soul. Adam Hellis.

Adam is a baby bird. Adam Shellis.

Adam knows a secret. Adam Tellis.

Adam tripps. Adam Fellis.

Adam changes his hairstyle. Adam Gellis.

Chris sings. Chris Bardwick.

Chris on the lawn. Chris Yardwick.

Chris becomes fat. Chris Lardwick.

Chris is a street. Chris Boulevardwick.

Chris likes Star Trek. Chris Picardwick.

Chris is a part of something. Chris Shardwick.

Chris’ birthday is today. Chris Cardwick.

Miles goes to the moon. Miles Luna.

Arryn hurt her Arryn Neck.

Arryn is disGUSted. Arryn Belch.

Arryn likes computers. Arryn Tech.

Arryn imitates JonTron. Arryn eYCH

Arryn is walking. Arryn Trek.

Arryn calls to someone. Arryn Bechs.

Jaune has his own story. Jaune Arc.

Jaune is scared of shadows. Jaune Dark.

Jaune is persecuted and killed. Joanne Arch.

Jaune goes into the water. Jaune Shark.

Jaune is outside. Jaune Park.

Pyrrah buys some new shoes. Pyrrah Nikes.

Pyrrha has a pyrrhic victory. Pyrrha Crykos.

Pyrrha does drugs. Pyrrha Hignkos.

Ren has sex. Lay Ren.

Ren in bondage. Tie Ren.

Ren is annoyed. Sigh Ren.

Ren hears a noise. Sie Ren.

Ren has to leave. Bye Ren.

Ren is upset. Cry Ren.

Penny finds a Penny.

Roman travels the world. Roamin Tourchwick.

Cinder goes to the Empire State building. Cinder Fell.

Shane looks to his left and finds a Shane Newhill.

Shane doesn’t lie. Shane Trueville.

Shane is secretly Dr Seuss. Shane Whoville.

Shane moves into a new town. Shane Newville.

Ben is musical. Ben Sing.

Ben would never use Ben Bing.

Ben rings a bell. Ben Ting.

Ben shoots something it goes. Ben Fling.

Ben gets a phone call. Ben Ring.

Ben has to check his Ben Ping.

Ashley starts a family. Ashley Tenkids.

Ashley owns a farm. Ashley Henkins.

Ashley needs help to keep her Henkins in their Penkins.

Ashley needs to borrow something. Ashley Lendkins.

Ashley is a nurse. Ashley Mendkins.

Dan is trustworthy. Dan Goodman.

Dan lives in a sketchy neighborhood. Dan Hoodwin.

Dan shears sheep. Dan Woolwin.

Jason gets sand in his Jason Sandalna.

Jason has chips. Jason Salsana.

Jason writes a note to someone. Jason Sendana.

Jason is happy for a sauna. Jason Hailsauna.

Jason trips. Jason Faldana.

Jason sings The Lion King opening. Jason AAAAAAAASANDANA.

Jason needs to call someone. Jason Caldana.

Jason goes shopping. Jason Malldana.

Jason is beautiful. Jason Belladana.

Casey meets a famous musician. Casey Will I Am.

Shannon becomes a prostitute. Shannon McWhoremick.

Shannon goes to McDonnalds. Shannon McDouble.

Shannon is on the ground. Shannon McFloormick.

Shannon is scared to the Shannon McCoremick.

Gray is locked out. Gray Padlock.

Gray is done. Gray Haddit.

Gray is short. Gray Hobbit.

Gray is sad. Gray Saddock.

Gray keeps doing something. Gray Habit.

Gray is going through a phase. Gray Phadock.

Gray is a father. Gray Daddock.

Gray buys an analog clock. Gray Handclock.

Gray is cool. Gray Radlock.

Agent Washington messes up. Agent Washingflub.

Agent Washington goes to the main lobby. Agent Washinghub.

Agent Washington takes a bath. Agent Washingtub.

Agent Washington doesn’t know how to play the game. Agent Washingnub.

Agent Washington cleans floors. Agent Washingscrub.

Agent Washington goes to parties. Agent Washingclub.

Agent Washington gets dirty. Agent Washingmud.

Donut has Franklin Delano Doneit.

Simmons buys a lot of girl scout cookies. Richard Sammoas.

Agent York eats. Agent Fork.

Agent York gets called Agent Dork.

Agent York eats. Agent Pork.

Agent York has a lot of Agent Work.

Nora works at a videogame company. Nora Valvekyrie.

Nora has a dance. Nora Ballkyrie.

Nora walks down the Nora Hallkyrie.

Nora shops at the Nora Mallkyrie.

Nora goes to the bathroom. Nora Stallkyrie.

Nora is brave. Nora Valiantkyrie.

Teresa (igavvedit) had to type and edit every last pun up again over the span of 3 hours and 15 minutes so she says ivehavvedit. 

We have no more puns. We are kdone here.

BLACKPINK is featured in Rolling Stone’s article of 10 New Artists You Need to Know: September 2016

Blackpink

Sounds Like: A perfect marriage of K-pop and A-town trap

For Fans of: CL, 2NE1, Ariana Grande and Fifth Harmony’s harder moments

Why You Should Pay Attention: “K-trap” may not be an actual genre but Blackpink, YG Entertainment’s new girl group, are on the verge of breaking with a unique fusion of bubblegum pop and hard-hitting hip-hop. Each member of the group underwent a rigorous training process anywhere from four to six years before the group debuted this summer. The group had been teased over the years before finally releasing the two-song Square One EP. “I couldn’t believe it; it was such a long awaited debut that it was hard to tell if it was all a dream or not,” says member Jisoo. “However, once we did debut I also felt a sort of emptiness in my heart thinking that I’ve reached my goals. But now I have even bigger dreams to fill that emptiness. We’ve accomplished the first step by debuting, but I’d also like to achieve other bigger goals soon.”

Singing and rapping in both English and Korean, the bilingual group each grew up on as much of a fusion of genres as their music displays, with each member citing everyone from Lianne La Havas to Nicki Minaj and Ariana Grande as influences. “I feel like we are well-prepared for any music style and dancing,” Jennie says of their eclectic backgrounds. “We have a strong color as a group, which we will reveal through our music.”

They Say: Blackpink credits their executive producer Yang with their name. “We considered so many different names just like any other group,” Jisoo explains. “Most of those names were created by Yang and Blackpink was also created by him. He always wanted us to show our different colors at all times, which is why Blackpink was chosen.” 


“We had many names over the years until we officially became Blackpink,” Jennie adds. “I feel like Yang wanted to make a name that represents our two strong features, which is being a strong performer on stage but also our natural selves off stage, just like how black and pink are two opposite, contrasting colors.”

Hear for Yourself: All low-end boom and high-end tweets, the infectious “Whistle” feels like perfect pop update of the similarly chirpy Ying Yang Twins classic “Whistle While You Twurk.”

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Blackpink

Sounds Like: A perfect marriage of K-pop and A-town trap

For Fans of: CL, 2NE1, Ariana Grande and Fifth Harmony’s harder moments

Why You Should Pay Attention: “K-trap” may not be an actual genre but Blackpink, YG Entertainment’s new girl group, are on the verge of breaking with a unique fusion of bubblegum pop and hard-hitting hip-hop. Each member of the group underwent a rigorous training process anywhere from four to six years before the group debuted this summer. The group had been teased over the years before finally releasing the two-song Square One EP. “I couldn’t believe it; it was such a long awaited debut that it was hard to tell if it was all a dream or not,” says member Jisoo. “However, once we did debut I also felt a sort of emptiness in my heart thinking that I’ve reached my goals. But now I have even bigger dreams to fill that emptiness. We’ve accomplished the first step by debuting, but I’d also like to achieve other bigger goals soon.”

Singing and rapping in both English and Korean, the bilingual group each grew up on as much of a fusion of genres as their music displays, with each member citing everyone from Lianne La Havas to Nicki Minaj and Ariana Grande as influences. “I feel like we are well-prepared for any music style and dancing,” Jennie says of their eclectic backgrounds. “We have a strong color as a group, which we will reveal through our music.”

They Say: Blackpink credits their executive producer Yang with their name. “We considered so many different names just like any other group,” Jisoo explains. “Most of those names were created by Yang and Blackpink was also created by him. He always wanted us to show our different colors at all times, which is why Blackpink was chosen.” 


“We had many names over the years until we officially became Blackpink,” Jennie adds. “I feel like Yang wanted to make a name that represents our two strong features, which is being a strong performer on stage but also our natural selves off stage, just like how black and pink are two opposite, contrasting colors.”

Hear for Yourself: All low-end boom and high-end tweets, the infectious “Whistle” feels like perfect pop update of the similarly chirpy Ying Yang Twins classic “Whistle While You Twurk.”Brittany Spanos

(WHISTLE M/V) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dISNgvVpWlo

Source: Rolling Stone

Rolling Stones Magazine includes BLACKPINK on their ‘10 New Artists You Need to Know: September 2016′ List!

Once again, we talked to 10 of the hottest artists who are climbing the charts, breaking the Internet or just dominating our office stereos. This month: Chance the Rapper cohort Noname, K-pop trap crew Blackpink, “Ooouuu” hitmaker Young M.A and more.

Blackpink

Sounds Like: A perfect marriage of K-pop and A-town trap

For Fans of: CL, 2NE1, Ariana Grande and Fifth Harmony’s harder moments

Why You Should Pay Attention: “K-trap” may not be an actual genre but Blackpink, YG Entertainment’s new girl group, are on the verge of breaking with a unique fusion of bubblegum pop and hard-hitting hip-hop. Each member of the group underwent a rigorous training process anywhere from four to six years before the group debuted this summer. The group had been teased over the years before finally releasing the two-song Square One EP. “I couldn’t believe it; it was such a long awaited debut that it was hard to tell if it was all a dream or not,” says member Jisoo. “However, once we did debut I also felt a sort of emptiness in my heart thinking that I’ve reached my goals. But now I have even bigger dreams to fill that emptiness. We’ve accomplished the first step by debuting, but I’d also like to achieve other bigger goals soon.”

Singing and rapping in both English and Korean, the bilingual group each grew up on as much of a fusion of genres as their music displays, with each member citing everyone from Lianne La Havas to Nicki Minaj and Ariana Grande as influences. “I feel like we are well-prepared for any music style and dancing,” Jennie says of their eclectic backgrounds. “We have a strong color as a group, which we will reveal through our music.”

They Say: Blackpink credits their executive producer Yang with their name. “We considered so many different names just like any other group,” Jisoo explains. “Most of those names were created by Yang and Blackpink was also created by him. He always wanted us to show our different colors at all times, which is why Blackpink was chosen.” 


“We had many names over the years until we officially became Blackpink,” Jennie adds. “I feel like Yang wanted to make a name that represents our two strong features, which is being a strong performer on stage but also our natural selves off stage, just like how black and pink are two opposite, contrasting colors.”

Hear for Yourself: All low-end boom and high-end tweets, the infectious “Whistle” feels like perfect pop update of the similarly chirpy Ying Yang Twins classic “Whistle While You Twurk" Brittany Spanos.

Source: Rolling Stones Magazine