classic-racers

Let me tell you a story....

 So, I think this was last year when I got this new computer and to me—It was fucking awesome!!! My cousins came over the following day after I got the new computer, which I hooked up already the night before. Keep in mind they were both 8 years old and they think I’m like—What, 50? I don’t know why, I think it was because I was born in the late 1900′s. Stupid little midgets…

 Anyways, they started to play on the new computer ( little fuckers didn’t ask ) and started to teach me the “basics” like I didn’t know already. And, this is what happened.. Oh yeah, what I left out is that they always scream at me when I curse.. :3

Little kid #1: “So, you get on Internet Explorer–”

Me: “Dufaq no, that’s stupid.”

Little kid #2: “Why not? They are all the same—”

Me: “NAH… NAH NAH NO THEY ARE NOT…..”

L.K 1: “Yes-”

Me: “NO.”

L.K 2: “But–”

Me: “JUST FUCK NO… OKAY; YOU GUYS EITHER CONTINUE OR MAKE LIKE A TREE AND LEAVE.”

L.K 2: “Trees don’t–”

Me: “Oh my fucking cod just… Just get this over with..”

:Few minutes later:

L.K 1: “So, this is how you save. You just-”

Me: “Ah, I already know this shit, just click the floppy disk-”

L.K 2: “Floppy disk? What the barbie is that?” Yes, she actually said that

Me: “Oh, well.. A floppy disk is–”

L.K 1: “Who cares. Whatever a Flerppy duck is, it’s not that. It’s a save button.”

Me: “….It’s a floppy disk.”

Both: “No it’s not.”

Me: “Yes it is…”

Both: “Noooooooooooooooooo We know more about computers than–”

Me: “Shut the fuck up.”

:One hour later:

Okay, many more shit happened and I felt so flippen old it was not okay… I was done with the computer and I planned on getting back on when they left. I sat on my couch and began to play on my GameBoy. YES, I STILL HAVE IT AND IT’S BEAUTIFUL!  Then, they started to bug me once again.

L.K 1: “Hey, what is that?”

Me: Iiiiiiiiit’s a GameBoy. Don’t tell me you guys haven’t seen one of these before… Have you?”

L.K 2: “Nope…”

Me: “How do you guys survive??”

Both: “We have our IPhones….”

Me: “….What the frick” I still don’t have a phone of my own so fak

 I explained what it is and they started to criticize me and tell me my life was awful then, which I highly disagree! The conversation went to old T.V shows and movies and they hated that too… And it turns out they love the Wii U better than an NES which I thought was just fucking stupid…! Super Mario 3 is and will forever be my favourite game! Along with the Crash Bandicoot franchise for the Playstation 

 When the midgets left, I was playing some Pokemon and then I realized; “Kids nowadays won’t get the satisfaction-al feeling when the NES started up after countless tries. Most kids nowadays never watched the Back To The Future movies. Not even The Brave Little Toaster. They don’t know Speed Racer, Crash Bandicoot, Baby Huey, Family Ties, Little Lulu, The Animaniacs and more.” It’s sad to think about… And, they haven’t even read the Archie comic books… Q3Q

Then hEY!!! I FUCKIN’ WASTED MY MASTER BALL! FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!