Field Guide to Determining How Pretentious A Classic Who Fan Is By Asking Their Favourite Doctor:

SAFE RESPONSES

One, Three, Four, Five - this is a normal person who just wants you to watch ‘The Silurians’ with them but definitely still enjoyed the 'The Hungry Earth/Cold Blood’ version of the story

DANGEROUS RESPONSES

Two - an outwardly harmless seeming fan who must be tread around carefully as they have cultivated impeccable taste and impeachable opinions

Six - you are dealing with an individual who delights both in holding contrary opinions and possessing a large amount of deeply obscure knowledge

Seven - WARNING: this person will likely engage you in a heated and well sourced dialectic political argument that you are neither prepared for or invested in

RESPONSE INDICATIVE OF SOMEONE WHO HAS WRITTEN A GREAT DEAL OF FANFIC

Eight