class-5

anonymous asked:

1-50 All of them please (:

  • 1. had sex?// yes
  • 2. bought condoms?// no i got them from a friend
  • 3. gotten pregnant?// yes
  • 4. failed a class?//no
  • 5. kissed a boy?// yes
  • 6. kissed a girl?// yes
  • 7. had a job?// yes
  • 8. left the house without my wallet?// yes
  • 9. bullied someone on the internet?// no
  • 10. sexted?// i dont think anything ive done has ever really counted
  • 11. had sex in public?// no lol
  • 12. smoked weed?// i dont like drugs
  • 13. smoked cigarettes?// i have once
  • 14. smoked a cigar?// no
  • 15. drank alcohol?//once 
  • 16. been to a wedding?// yes a few
  • 17. been on the computer for 5 hours straight?// probably unintentionally 
  • 18. watched tv for 5 hours straight?// probably
  • 19. been late for school?// yes
  • 20. kissed in the rain?//yes
  • 21. showered with someone else?//yes
  • 22. been outside my home country?//yes
  • 23. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?//yes
  • 24. had lice?//once
  • 25. gotten my heart broken?//yes 
  • 26. had a credit card?// no
  • 27. been to a professional sports game?//yes
  • 28. broken a bone?//nope
  • 29. been unhappy about my weight?// yes
  • 30. won a trophy? // yes
  • 31. cut myself? // yes
  • 32. been on a diet? // well eating disorders arent diets so no i guess
  • 33. rode in a taxi?// yes
  • 34. stayed up for 24 hours or more?// yes
  • 35. been to a concert?// yes
  • 36. had a crush on someone of the same sex?// no tbh idk maybe im not sure
  • 37. had braces?// no
  • 38. wore make up?// yes
  • 39. lost my virginity before I was 16?//yes
  • 40. kissed someone a different race than myself?// yes
  • 41. Snuck out of the house?//yes
  • 42. had oral sex?//yes
  • 43. dyed my hair?//yes 
  • 44. met someone famous?//yes
  • 45. been on vacation?//yes
  • 46. been on a boat?//yes
  • 47. been on an airplane?//yes
  • 48. prank called someone?//yes lol but it was lame and i told them it was me after bc i was 9
  • 49. taken a pregnancy test?// yes
  • 50. been suspended from school?// no im too much of a goodie 

today in philosophy, we were talking about how neptune was discovered. Apparently, Uranus had a weird track in its orbit and scientists were confused as to why this was only happening to Uranus. Come to find out, another planet was behind Uranus distorting its orbit. One can imagine the many puns that could come out of this conversation…My professor proceeds to blindly say, “Neptune exerted such a force on Uranus that it made it wobble and shake in a weird way”

It took everything I had not to laugh out loud in class. I am 5 years old everybody.